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| #429 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 12 |
| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #490 | Ancient Saucehelm | 5 |
| #834 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #843 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #308 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 2 |
| #1786 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 6 |
| #824 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 2 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #414 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #608 | Bling of the New Wave | 2 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #2385 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1168 | Boss Bat bling | 2 |
| #1991 | Boss Bat britches | 3 |
| 🥇 | Chef Boy, R&D's business card | 1 |
| #182 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #740 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #1558 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #2465 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #19 | Cold Stone of Hatred | 1 |
| 🥉 | Cosmic Calorie | 261,189 |
| #488 | Crimbuck | 2,049 |
| 🥇 | Deactivated MiniMechaElf | 1 |
| #1697 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #455 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #1469 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #159 | Freddy Kruegerand | 25 |
| #213 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #121 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| #15 | Fuzzy Slippers of Hatred | 1 |
| #777 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #787 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #12 | Girdle of Hatred | 1 |
| #1026 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #262 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 4 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #65 | Hodgman's lucky sock | 1 |
| #146 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| #1203 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #725 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| 🥈 | Krampus Horn | 1 |
| #308 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 44 |
| #18 | Lens of Violence | 1 |
| 🥇 | Lord Flameface's cloak | 1 |
| #752 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 36 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #12 | Mer-kin gladiator mask | 1 |
| #14 | Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece | 1 |
| #14 | Mer-kin scholar mask | 1 |
| #13 | Mer-kin scholar tailpiece | 1 |
| #267 | Newman's Own Trousers | 4 |
| #217 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #8 | Pantaloons of Hatred | 2 |
| #292 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #647 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #10 | Space Trip safety headphones | 1 |
| #21 | Staff of Simmering Hatred | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Sagittarian's leisure pants | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #6 | Third Eye | 1 |
| #14 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 25 |
| #895 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 10 |
| #187 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 66 |
| 🥇 | Time Bandit Badge of Courage | 1 |
| 🥈 | Uncle Crimbo's hat | 1 |
| #600 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 2 |
| #204 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #189 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| 🥈 | a suspicious address | 1 |
| #82 | aerated diving helmet | 3 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #477 | anniversary gift box | 7 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #1510 | badass belt | 36 |
| #138 | baneful bandolier | 1 |
| 🥇 | blank note | 1 |
| #753 | bottle of goofballs | 34 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #3701 | box of sunshine | 17 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #167 | bunny liver | 61 |
| #96 | caustic slime nodule | 4 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #7 | corroded breeches | 1 |
| #6 | corrosive cowl | 1 |
| #160 | crystalline cheer | 758 |
| #34 | damp old wallet | 5 |
| #123 | das boot | 1 |
| #823 | easter egg balloon | 30 |
| #449 | empty agua de vida bottle | 396 |
| #58 | fat loot token | 91 |
| 🥈 | festive warbear bank | 1 |
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| #48 | fishy pipe | 1 |
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| 🥈 | glass eye | 1 |
| #48 | gloomy black mushroom | 117 |
| #287 | green clay bead | 37 |
| #6 | grisly shield | 1 |
| #756 | grue egg | 35 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| 🥉 | hobo code binder | 1 |
| #932 | hobo nickel | 61 |
| 🥉 | makeshift castanets | 1 |
| #16 | malevolent medallion | 1 |
| 🥉 | marinara jug | 1 |
| #71 | mime army challenge coin | 1 |
| #18 | mime army infiltration glove | 1 |
| #22 | mime army insignia (cryonics) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (espionage) | 1 |
| #24 | mime army insignia (infantry) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (intelligence) | 1 |
| #26 | mime army insignia (morale) | 1 |
| #17 | mime army insignia (psychological warfare) | 1 |
| #38 | mime army insignia (pyrotechnics) | 1 |
| #18 | mime army insignia (sanitation) | 1 |
| #10 | mime army rations | 32 |
| #70 | mime army shotglass | 1 |
| #206 | mime army wine | 1 |
| #73 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #78 | miming beret | 1 |
| #84 | miming boots | 1 |
| #100 | miming corduroys | 1 |
| #92 | miming gloves | 1 |
| #96 | miming shirt | 1 |
| 🥇 | novelty monorail ticket | 1 |
| #649 | obsidian dagger | 28 |
| #470 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #629 | old sweatpants | 102 |
| #167 | ornate picture frame | 12 |
| #16 | pernicious cudgel | 1 |
| #246 | pink clay bead | 79 |
| #272 | pork elf goodies sack | 28 |
| #253 | purple clay bead | 14 |
| #227 | raffle prize box | 1 |
| 🥈 | red and green rain stick | 1 |
| #199 | reflection of a map | 2 |
| #456 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 4 |
| 🥇 | seal medal | 1 |
| 🥉 | sealskin drum | 1 |
| 🥇 | silent nightlight | 1 |
| 🥈 | spaghetti-box banjo | 1 |
| #891 | spectre scepter | 36 |
| 🥈 | spirit bell | 1 |
| #1548 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #641 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 14 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| 🥈 | washboard shield | 1 |