| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #14 | blue plastic baby | 25 |
| #621 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #447 | brown plastic baby | 1 |
| #64 | candy knuckles | 24 |
| #943 | cheap elven gloves | 3 |
| #72 | chitinous pod | 1 |
| #1358 | elven limbos gingerbread | 4 |
| #56 | elven cellocello | 113 |
| #1099 | elven moonshine | 5 |
| #1396 | elven socks | 1 |
| #377 | fancy canapés | 1 |
| #117 | figurine of a cute baby seal | 2 |
| #159 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 8 |
| #422 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 1 |
| #160 | figurine of an ancient seal | 5 |
| #106 | figurine of an armored seal | 3 |
| #398 | giant glass of brandy | 1 |
| #107 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 25 |
| #57 | gob of wet hair | 993 |
| #985 | gray bow tie | 4 |
| #49 | herringcello | 133 |
| #93 | irradiated candy cane | 31 |
| #1001 | knuckle sandwich | 11 |
| #60 | licorice garrote | 24 |
| #38 | live wire | 13 |
| #79 | night-vision goggles | 12 |
| #110 | oozenog | 23 |
| #43 | pair of bolt cutters | 35 |
| #142 | parasitic claw | 2 |
| #75 | parasitic headgnawer | 2 |
| #77 | parasitic strangleworm | 2 |
| #67 | parasitic tentacles | 2 |
| #55 | passable elf mask | 39 |
| #1039 | patent leather shoes | 3 |
| #48 | penguin focaccia bread | 128 |
| #1138 | penguin thesaurus | 3 |
| #605 | petrified wood | 12 |
| #382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
| #146 | pocket theremin | 5 |
| #58 | pocketwatch on a chain | 25 |
| #64 | poison pen | 15 |
| #55 | pulsing flesh | 40 |
| #71 | red plastic baby | 8 |
| #53 | rigid carapace | 48 |
| #169 | seal-blubber candle | 26 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #1069 | spooky bark | 1 |
| #813 | spooky sap | 6 |
| #143 | tainted seal's blood | 2 |
| #468 | tattered paper crown | 2 |
| #360 | thermos of brew | 1 |
| #89 | throwing wrench | 25 |
| #67 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 8 |
| #55 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 8 |
| #52 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 8 |
| #64 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 8 |
| #120 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 7 |
| #110 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 7 |
| #122 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 7 |
| #94 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 9 |
| #61 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 8 |
| #90 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 8 |
| #87 | twitching claw | 36 |
| #737 | unstable DNA | 63 |
| #859 | wolfman mask | 4 |