| #1496 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #2026 | Drowsy Sword | 3 |
| #378 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 12 |
| #177 | Knob Goblin melon baller | 16 |
| #429 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 19 |
| #456 | Knob Goblin spatula | 8 |
| #404 | Knob Goblin tongs | 25 |
| #403 | curmudgel | 1 |
| #1064 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
| #1505 | drywall axe | 3 |
| #498 | flamin' bindle | 1 |
| #955 | flaming crutch | 1 |
| #427 | frozen nunchaku | 5 |
| #192 | giant cactus quill | 4 |
| #253 | giant foam finger | 10 |
| #573 | goatskin umbrella | 1 |
| #183 | grassy cutlass | 6 |
| #501 | grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #409 | huge spoon | 3 |
| #426 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #251 | lupine sword | 3 |
| #132 | meatspout staff | 1 |
| #152 | muculent machete | 1 |
| #340 | ninja mop | 5 |
| #2847 | obsidian dagger | 2 |
| #258 | oversized pipe | 22 |
| #375 | oversized pizza cutter | 15 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #255 | perforated battle paddle | 17 |
| #203 | pitchfork | 23 |
| #450 | pointed stick | 1 |
| #1184 | pool cue | 1 |
| #279 | pygmy spear | 1 |
| #551 | ridiculously huge sword | 13 |
| #666 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 1 |
| #849 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #462 | sabre teeth | 11 |
| #1050 | saucepan | 14 |
| #210 | scorpion whip | 5 |
| #1488 | seal-clubbing club | 2 |
| #213 | serpentine sword | 3 |
| #90 | shuddersword | 1 |
| #892 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #1024 | skeleton bone | 9 |
| #626 | spiked femur | 2 |
| #278 | spooky staff | 1 |
| #689 | spooky stick | 7 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #1912 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #896 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #245 | war tongs | 9 |
| #567 | witty rapier | 1 |
| #811 | wooden stakes | 1 |