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| #63 | Atomic Comic | 5 |
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| #815 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #119 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #83 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #114 | Connery's Elixir of Audacity | 9 |
| #627 | Corpse Island iced tea | 8 |
| #78 | Ferrigno's Elixir of Power | 12 |
| #215 | Frosty's frosty mug | 8 |
| #187 | Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance | 2 |
| #324 | Hodgman's blanket | 4 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #24 | Hodgman's harmonica | 2 |
| #97 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #255 | Lars the Cyberian | 2 |
| #730 | Let Me Be! | 2 |
| #814 | M-242 | 5 |
| #148 | McMillicancuddy's Special Lager | 40 |
| #307 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 13 |
| #196 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
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| #94 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #212 | Ralph IX cognac | 1 |
| #701 | SPF 451 lip balm | 2 |
| #493 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 3 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #279 | Tales from the Fireside | 4 |
| #48 | Thriller Ice | 2 |
| #993 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 3 |
| #1740 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #1820 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #263 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #2349 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #519 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Bandit Badge of Courage | 1 |
| #130 | Time Bandit Time Towel | 1 |
| #225 | Travels with Jerry | 5 |
| #274 | Ultrasoldier Serum | 2 |
| #189 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #2453 | baconstone | 1 |
| #7429 | badass belt | 1 |
| #212 | bed of coals | 4 |
| #701 | bindlestocking | 1 |
| #510 | black eyedrops | 1 |
| #953 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #106 | bottle of Bloodweiser | 1 |
| #127 | bottle of Ooze-O | 11 |
| #146 | bowl of fishysoisse | 6 |
| #1857 | brick | 6 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #187 | comfy coffin | 6 |
| #284 | concentrated garbage juice | 3 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #270 | corncob pipe | 5 |
| #623 | corpse on the beach | 8 |
| #597 | corpsedriver | 8 |
| #703 | corpsetini | 7 |
| #54 | crazy hobo notebook | 29 |
| #54 | cream pie | 48 |
| #597 | cup of infinite pencils | 1 |
| #166 | cyclops eyedrops | 3 |
| #165 | deadly lampshade | 6 |
| #298 | distilled fortified wine | 9 |
| #505 | effluvious emerald | 1 |
| #377 | extra-greasy slider | 5 |
| #507 | fake blood | 2 |
| #212 | filth-encrusted futon | 4 |
| #578 | frayed rope belt | 1 |
| #285 | frigid air mattress | 3 |
| #329 | frozen banquet | 6 |
| #177 | fudgecycle | 1 |
| #762 | ghost cucumber | 55 |
| #203 | glass of bourbon | 1 |
| #984 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #396 | handful of numbers | 1 |
| #1290 | hobo nickel | 1 |
| #250 | intriguing puzzle box | 2 |
| #1888 | irradiated candy cane | 3 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #462 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 3 |
| #108 | jar of squeeze | 8 |
| #322 | lewd playing card | 8 |
| #281 | love song of disturbing obsession | 4 |
| #215 | love song of icy revenge | 8 |
| #272 | love song of naughty innuendo | 5 |
| #288 | love song of smoldering passion | 4 |
| #325 | love song of sugary cuteness | 1 |
| #432 | lucky bottlecap | 2 |
| #482 | marshmallow flambé | 1 |
| #49 | mirrored aviator shades | 1 |
| #56 | office-supply crossbow | 4 |
| #19 | oil of oiliness | 176 |
| #112 | oil of stability | 7 |
| #141 | pair of pearidot earrings | 1 |
| #243 | panhandle panhandling hat | 6 |
| #165 | philter of phorce | 10 |
| #2214 | porquoise | 1 |
| #161 | potion of temporary gr8ness | 10 |
| #438 | prismatic wad | 1 |
| #61 | rack of dinosaur ribs | 6 |
| #96 | rainbow crossbow | 1 |
| #36 | rocky road ice cream | 2 |
| #713 | roll of toilet paper | 94 |
| #172 | rusty piece of rebar | 2 |
| #2423 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #376 | scented massage oil | 3 |
| #81 | scotch on the rocks | 6 |
| #448 | scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker | 1 |
| #127 | sewer wad | 24 |
| #33 | slime-covered shovel | 1 |
| #324 | slimy fermented bile bladder | 15 |
| #280 | slimy sweetbreads | 23 |
| #761 | snake | 5 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1074 | spectral pickle | 3 |
| #672 | stained mattress | 1 |
| #1056 | ten-leaf clover | 2 |
| #232 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 3 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #88 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #826 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #3126 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #88 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #799 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #3879 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #2795 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 2 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #91 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #3065 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3943 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #2793 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 2 |
| #8257 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #4482 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #4842 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #3927 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #4878 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 3 |
| #6244 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3915 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #1017 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #8158 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #3863 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8065 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3975 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 4 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #6191 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #6167 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #1037 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #6138 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #8229 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #4867 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #979 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #2768 | tiny plastic taco cat | 2 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #2766 | tiny plastic warwelf | 2 |
| #3851 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #94 | tomato juice of powerful power | 49 |
| #417 | unearthly onyx | 1 |
| #104 | unquiet spirits | 17 |
| #602 | voodoo snuff | 1 |
| #788 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 12 |
| #2051 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 2 |