HybridDragon

RankItemQuantity
#230Alice's Army Bowman1
#224Alice's Army Cleric1
#231Alice's Army Coward1
#156Alice's Army Dervish1
#227Alice's Army Horseman1
#225Alice's Army Lanceman1
#161Alice's Army Martyr1
#173Alice's Army Sniper1
#573Asleep in the Cemetery3
#63Atomic Comic5
#883Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook1
#815Blizzards I Have Died In1
#117Chester's Aquarius medallion1
#83Chester's muscle shirt1
#113Connery's Elixir of Audacity9
#627Corpse Island iced tea8
#78Ferrigno's Elixir of Power12
#214Frosty's frosty mug8
#187Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance2
#324Hodgman's blanket4
#81Hodgman's cane1
#24Hodgman's harmonica2
#97Hodgman's varcolac paw1
#255Lars the Cyberian2
#730Let Me Be!2
#814M-2425
#148McMillicancuddy's Special Lager40
#307Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler13
#196Ol' Scratch's ol' britches1
#476Ol' Scratch's salad fork2
#92Ol' Scratch's stove door1
#187Oscus's dumpster waders1
#212Ralph IX cognac1
#701SPF 451 lip balm2
#493Sensual Massage for Creeps3
#945Summer Nights1
#279Tales from the Fireside4
#48Thriller Ice2
#990Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette3
#1739Thwaitgold firefly statuette1
#1813Thwaitgold maggot statuette1
#263Thwaitgold nit statuette1
#2347Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette1
#519Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette1
🥇Time Bandit Badge of Courage1
#129Time Bandit Time Towel1
#224Travels with Jerry5
#274Ultrasoldier Serum2
#187Zombo's shield1
🥈anniversary balsa wood socks1
🥇anniversary burlap belt1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
🥈anniversary concrete fedora1
🥈anniversary safety glass vest1
#2450baconstone1
#7427badass belt1
#212bed of coals4
#701bindlestocking1
#510black eyedrops1
#953bottle of Blank-Out1
#106bottle of Bloodweiser1
#127bottle of Ooze-O11
#146bowl of fishysoisse6
#1857brick6
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#187comfy coffin6
#284concentrated garbage juice3
🥉control crystal1
#270corncob pipe5
#624corpse on the beach8
#598corpsedriver8
#703corpsetini7
#51crazy hobo notebook29
#53cream pie48
#597cup of infinite pencils1
#166cyclops eyedrops3
#165deadly lampshade6
#297distilled fortified wine9
#504effluvious emerald1
#375extra-greasy slider5
#507fake blood2
#212filth-encrusted futon4
#578frayed rope belt1
#285frigid air mattress3
#328frozen banquet6
#178fudgecycle1
#762ghost cucumber55
#202glass of bourbon1
#984guy made of bee pollen1
#396handful of numbers1
#1286hobo nickel1
#250intriguing puzzle box2
#1887irradiated candy cane3
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#460jar of fermented pickle juice3
#108jar of squeeze8
#322lewd playing card8
#281love song of disturbing obsession4
#215love song of icy revenge8
#273love song of naughty innuendo5
#288love song of smoldering passion4
#325love song of sugary cuteness1
#432lucky bottlecap2
#482marshmallow flambé1
#49mirrored aviator shades1
#57office-supply crossbow4
#19oil of oiliness176
#112oil of stability7
#141pair of pearidot earrings1
#243panhandle panhandling hat6
#165philter of phorce10
#2213porquoise1
#161potion of temporary gr8ness10
#437prismatic wad1
#62rack of dinosaur ribs6
#96rainbow crossbow1
#36rocky road ice cream2
#712roll of toilet paper94
#172rusty piece of rebar2
#2415sandwich of the gods1
#376scented massage oil3
#81scotch on the rocks6
#447scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker1
#127sewer wad24
#32slime-covered shovel1
#324slimy fermented bile bladder15
#280slimy sweetbreads23
#761snake5
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#1074spectral pickle3
#672stained mattress1
#1057ten-leaf clover2
#232thermos full of Knob coffee3
#3934tiny plastic Axe Wound1
#267tiny plastic Big Candy1
#8193tiny plastic Cheshire bat1
#4232tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#87tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva1
#87tiny plastic Crimborgatron1
#822tiny plastic Duke Starkiller1
#3121tiny plastic Felonia1
#284tiny plastic Fudge Wizard1
#88tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej1
#795tiny plastic Gary Claybender1
#3877tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester1
#3873tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl1
#2795tiny plastic Knott Yeti2
#77tiny plastic Knows About Chakras1
#73tiny plastic Krampus1
#1056tiny plastic Mob Penguin1
#83tiny plastic Rudolph the Red1
#3907tiny plastic Spam Witch1
#91tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf1
#3063tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski1
#3857tiny plastic XXX pr0n1
#75tiny plastic Your Brain1
#303tiny plastic abominable fudgeman1
#8214tiny plastic angry goat1
#3943tiny plastic anime smiley1
#2792tiny plastic apathetic lizardman2
#8254tiny plastic baby gravy fairy1
#73tiny plastic bad vibe1
#4482tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar1
#4841tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball3
#3926tiny plastic blooper1
#989tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite1
#4875tiny plastic cocoabo3
#6242tiny plastic coffee pixie2
#265tiny plastic colollilossus1
#3913tiny plastic cubist bull1
#1017tiny plastic fat stack of cash1
#3844tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus1
#3923tiny plastic fluffy bunny1
#8153tiny plastic fuzzy dice1
#3861tiny plastic goth giant1
#8062tiny plastic grue1
#3972tiny plastic howling balloon monkey4
#3892tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box1
#6188tiny plastic levitating potato2
#6162tiny plastic mosquito2
#1037tiny plastic mutant elf1
#6135tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime2
#8227tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton1
#4865tiny plastic stab bat3
#979tiny plastic strand of DNA1
#2765tiny plastic taco cat2
#314tiny plastic trollipop1
#3843tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni1
#2764tiny plastic warwelf2
#3848tiny plastic zmobie1
#94tomato juice of powerful power49
#417unearthly onyx1
#104unquiet spirits17
#601voodoo snuff1
#788wintergreen-flavored potato chips12
#2051yellow plastic oyster egg2

Wow, that's 1,037 items total!

what items are this player missing?