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| #62 | Atomic Comic | 5 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #117 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #81 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #113 | Connery's Elixir of Audacity | 9 |
| #624 | Corpse Island iced tea | 8 |
| #78 | Ferrigno's Elixir of Power | 12 |
| #214 | Frosty's frosty mug | 8 |
| #188 | Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance | 2 |
| #323 | Hodgman's blanket | 4 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #23 | Hodgman's harmonica | 2 |
| #98 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #253 | Lars the Cyberian | 2 |
| #731 | Let Me Be! | 2 |
| #813 | M-242 | 5 |
| #147 | McMillicancuddy's Special Lager | 40 |
| #307 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 13 |
| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
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| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #211 | Ralph IX cognac | 1 |
| #699 | SPF 451 lip balm | 2 |
| #493 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 3 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #279 | Tales from the Fireside | 4 |
| #46 | Thriller Ice | 2 |
| #983 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 3 |
| #1722 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #1784 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #259 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #2330 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #516 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Bandit Badge of Courage | 1 |
| #128 | Time Bandit Time Towel | 1 |
| #222 | Travels with Jerry | 5 |
| #274 | Ultrasoldier Serum | 2 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #2445 | baconstone | 1 |
| #7432 | badass belt | 1 |
| #212 | bed of coals | 4 |
| #702 | bindlestocking | 1 |
| #510 | black eyedrops | 1 |
| #954 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #103 | bottle of Bloodweiser | 1 |
| #127 | bottle of Ooze-O | 11 |
| #146 | bowl of fishysoisse | 6 |
| #1852 | brick | 6 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #187 | comfy coffin | 6 |
| #284 | concentrated garbage juice | 3 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #271 | corncob pipe | 5 |
| #619 | corpse on the beach | 8 |
| #595 | corpsedriver | 8 |
| #699 | corpsetini | 7 |
| #53 | crazy hobo notebook | 29 |
| #53 | cream pie | 48 |
| #599 | cup of infinite pencils | 1 |
| #166 | cyclops eyedrops | 3 |
| #165 | deadly lampshade | 6 |
| #296 | distilled fortified wine | 9 |
| #502 | effluvious emerald | 1 |
| #374 | extra-greasy slider | 5 |
| #507 | fake blood | 2 |
| #212 | filth-encrusted futon | 4 |
| #578 | frayed rope belt | 1 |
| #285 | frigid air mattress | 3 |
| #330 | frozen banquet | 6 |
| #177 | fudgecycle | 1 |
| #762 | ghost cucumber | 55 |
| #198 | glass of bourbon | 1 |
| #981 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #395 | handful of numbers | 1 |
| #1287 | hobo nickel | 1 |
| #249 | intriguing puzzle box | 2 |
| #1887 | irradiated candy cane | 3 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #459 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 3 |
| #108 | jar of squeeze | 8 |
| #323 | lewd playing card | 8 |
| #281 | love song of disturbing obsession | 4 |
| #214 | love song of icy revenge | 8 |
| #271 | love song of naughty innuendo | 5 |
| #287 | love song of smoldering passion | 4 |
| #324 | love song of sugary cuteness | 1 |
| #432 | lucky bottlecap | 2 |
| #483 | marshmallow flambé | 1 |
| #49 | mirrored aviator shades | 1 |
| #56 | office-supply crossbow | 4 |
| #19 | oil of oiliness | 176 |
| #110 | oil of stability | 7 |
| #140 | pair of pearidot earrings | 1 |
| #242 | panhandle panhandling hat | 6 |
| #164 | philter of phorce | 10 |
| #2212 | porquoise | 1 |
| #162 | potion of temporary gr8ness | 10 |
| #440 | prismatic wad | 1 |
| #62 | rack of dinosaur ribs | 6 |
| #96 | rainbow crossbow | 1 |
| #37 | rocky road ice cream | 2 |
| #710 | roll of toilet paper | 94 |
| #172 | rusty piece of rebar | 2 |
| #2410 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #378 | scented massage oil | 3 |
| #80 | scotch on the rocks | 6 |
| #448 | scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker | 1 |
| #127 | sewer wad | 24 |
| #33 | slime-covered shovel | 1 |
| #323 | slimy fermented bile bladder | 15 |
| #280 | slimy sweetbreads | 23 |
| #760 | snake | 5 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1077 | spectral pickle | 3 |
| #672 | stained mattress | 1 |
| #1056 | ten-leaf clover | 2 |
| #232 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 3 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #803 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #3119 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #779 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #2792 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 2 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3933 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 2 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #4828 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #3916 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #4864 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 3 |
| #6228 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #8143 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3965 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 4 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #6171 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #6150 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #6119 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #4858 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #2760 | tiny plastic taco cat | 2 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #2758 | tiny plastic warwelf | 2 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #94 | tomato juice of powerful power | 49 |
| #416 | unearthly onyx | 1 |
| #105 | unquiet spirits | 17 |
| #600 | voodoo snuff | 1 |
| #787 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 12 |
| #2048 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 2 |