| 🥇 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 48,050 |
| #931 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #467 | Elmley shades | 1 |
| #1089 | Knob Goblin love potion | 1 |
| #939 | Knob Goblin steroids | 1 |
| #1008 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #34 | aquaviolet jub-jub bird | 2 |
| #58 | asbestos helmet turtle | 2 |
| #1195 | astral mushroom | 1 |
| #104 | baby cuddlefish | 2 |
| #1539 | baby killer bee | 2 |
| #1791 | barrrnacle | 2 |
| #940 | bat guano | 1 |
| #169 | bat-ass leather jacket | 1 |
| #5028 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #385 | bottle of rhinoceros hormones | 1 |
| #105 | bottlecap turtle | 2 |
| #156 | box turtle | 2 |
| #444 | bronzed locust | 2 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1613 | chaos butterfly | 2 |
| #25 | charpuce jub-jub bird | 2 |
| #417 | cheap cigar butt | 1 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #132 | chrome helmet turtle | 2 |
| #20 | crimsilion jub-jub bird | 2 |
| 🥈 | cyber-mattock | 144 |
| #145 | delectable fire ant | 2 |
| #203 | delicious shimmering moth | 2 |
| #140 | delicious stinkbug | 2 |
| #525 | depantsing bomb | 2 |
| #598 | displaced fish | 2 |
| #105 | fishy fish | 2 |
| #433 | frozen Mob Penguin | 2 |
| #781 | funky dried mushroom | 1 |
| #129 | furry green turtle | 2 |
| #1256 | giant needle | 1 |
| #82 | gilded lily | 1 |
| #269 | goat | 2 |
| #821 | goat beard | 1 |
| #900 | green candy heart | 3 |
| #72 | halibut | 2 |
| #646 | happiness | 1 |
| #463 | heart-shaped balloon | 12 |
| #201 | hedgeturtle | 2 |
| #1685 | helmet turtle | 2 |
| #1241 | herb brownies | 1 |
| #993 | herbs | 1 |
| #728 | hypodermic needle | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #722 | ketchup hound | 2 |
| #150 | knobby helmet turtle | 2 |
| #1517 | knuckle sandwich | 1 |
| #707 | lavender candy heart | 9 |
| #180 | less-than-three-shaped box | 1 |
| #58 | linoleum helmet turtle | 2 |
| #70 | manly bloomers | 1 |
| #52 | meaty helmet turtle | 2 |
| #669 | mesh cap | 1 |
| #86 | miniature dormouse | 2 |
| #645 | mother's little helper | 1 |
| #786 | orange candy heart | 9 |
| #326 | pink candy heart | 81 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #235 | plump juicy grub | 2 |
| #622 | pretty bouquet | 1 |
| #2035 | pretty flower | 1 |
| #440 | prismatic wad | 1 |
| #289 | rhesus monkey | 2 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #739 | rocky raccoon | 2 |
| #119 | sewer turtle | 2 |
| #53 | shark tooth necklace | 1 |
| #771 | shingle | 1 |
| #119 | skeletortoise | 2 |
| #846 | sleeping snowy owl | 2 |
| #183 | slug of rum | 2 |
| #184 | slug of shochu | 2 |
| #160 | slug of vodka | 2 |
| #910 | sock monkey | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #992 | squashed frog | 2 |
| #1712 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 17 |
| #4195 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 9 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #3170 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 14 |
| #1594 | stuffed Meat | 21 |
| #167 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3547 | stuffed angry cow | 12 |
| #3755 | stuffed astral badger | 11 |
| #3578 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 12 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #2831 | stuffed cocoabo | 16 |
| #1315 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 3 |
| #4954 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 7 |
| #3398 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 13 |
| #2788 | stuffed hand turkey | 17 |
| #1111 | stuffed key | 37 |
| #1676 | stuffed martini | 2 |
| #3771 | stuffed mind flayer | 11 |
| #1646 | stuffed mink | 19 |
| #1802 | stuffed monocle | 16 |
| #3409 | stuffed scary death orb | 13 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #3558 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 12 |
| #3636 | stuffed snowy owl | 11 |
| #3591 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 12 |
| #2366 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 2 |
| #4242 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 9 |
| #1454 | stuffed teddy butler | 25 |
| #1621 | stuffed tin of caviar | 20 |
| #1076 | stuffed treasure chest | 41 |
| #4290 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 9 |
| #125 | tasty louse | 2 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #536 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 1 |
| #142 | tighty whiteys | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #2772 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 2 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #3339 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 5 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #1955 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 4 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #2785 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 2 |
| #1346 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #2768 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 2 |
| #2793 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 2 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #2777 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 2 |
| #1135 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #764 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #2146 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 3 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1113 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #2154 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 3 |
| #2620 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #3937 | tiny plastic angry goat | 4 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #2135 | tiny plastic astronomer | 3 |
| #3964 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #4888 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 3 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1713 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 3 |
| #4829 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #241 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 4 |
| #4866 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 3 |
| #2822 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 6 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #2156 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 3 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #2202 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 3 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 2 |
| #2813 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 2 |
| #2839 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 6 |
| #2038 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 9 |
| #3949 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 4 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #2786 | tiny plastic goth giant | 2 |
| #3301 | tiny plastic grue | 5 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #3964 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 4 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #6063 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 4 |
| #2881 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 6 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #2507 | tiny plastic mosquito | 7 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 2 |
| #1795 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 3 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #1808 | tiny plastic sauceror | 3 |
| #2174 | tiny plastic scary clown | 3 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #2167 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 3 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #4890 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 3 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #2233 | tiny plastic stab bat | 8 |
| #4010 | tiny plastic star starfish | 4 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #1651 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 5 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #2765 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 2 |
| #2653 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #570 | white candy heart | 22 |
| #553 | yellow candy heart | 41 |
| #168 | yummy death watch beetle | 2 |
| #51 | zen motorcycle | 1 |