| 🥇 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 48,050 |
| #932 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #470 | Elmley shades | 1 |
| #1090 | Knob Goblin love potion | 1 |
| #941 | Knob Goblin steroids | 1 |
| #1006 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #34 | aquaviolet jub-jub bird | 2 |
| #58 | asbestos helmet turtle | 2 |
| #1192 | astral mushroom | 1 |
| #107 | baby cuddlefish | 2 |
| #1545 | baby killer bee | 2 |
| #1799 | barrrnacle | 2 |
| #940 | bat guano | 1 |
| #167 | bat-ass leather jacket | 1 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #385 | bottle of rhinoceros hormones | 1 |
| #104 | bottlecap turtle | 2 |
| #156 | box turtle | 2 |
| #445 | bronzed locust | 2 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1612 | chaos butterfly | 2 |
| #25 | charpuce jub-jub bird | 2 |
| #419 | cheap cigar butt | 1 |
| #939 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #133 | chrome helmet turtle | 2 |
| #20 | crimsilion jub-jub bird | 2 |
| 🥈 | cyber-mattock | 144 |
| #145 | delectable fire ant | 2 |
| #203 | delicious shimmering moth | 2 |
| #140 | delicious stinkbug | 2 |
| #527 | depantsing bomb | 2 |
| #596 | displaced fish | 2 |
| #105 | fishy fish | 2 |
| #433 | frozen Mob Penguin | 2 |
| #782 | funky dried mushroom | 1 |
| #129 | furry green turtle | 2 |
| #1255 | giant needle | 1 |
| #82 | gilded lily | 1 |
| #272 | goat | 2 |
| #821 | goat beard | 1 |
| #898 | green candy heart | 3 |
| #72 | halibut | 2 |
| #647 | happiness | 1 |
| #463 | heart-shaped balloon | 12 |
| #202 | hedgeturtle | 2 |
| #1691 | helmet turtle | 2 |
| #1241 | herb brownies | 1 |
| #995 | herbs | 1 |
| #729 | hypodermic needle | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #722 | ketchup hound | 2 |
| #151 | knobby helmet turtle | 2 |
| #1515 | knuckle sandwich | 1 |
| #705 | lavender candy heart | 9 |
| #178 | less-than-three-shaped box | 1 |
| #58 | linoleum helmet turtle | 2 |
| #71 | manly bloomers | 1 |
| #53 | meaty helmet turtle | 2 |
| #671 | mesh cap | 1 |
| #85 | miniature dormouse | 2 |
| #646 | mother's little helper | 1 |
| #784 | orange candy heart | 9 |
| #326 | pink candy heart | 81 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #236 | plump juicy grub | 2 |
| #623 | pretty bouquet | 1 |
| #2037 | pretty flower | 1 |
| #437 | prismatic wad | 1 |
| #289 | rhesus monkey | 2 |
| #553 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #740 | rocky raccoon | 2 |
| #119 | sewer turtle | 2 |
| #53 | shark tooth necklace | 1 |
| #771 | shingle | 1 |
| #119 | skeletortoise | 2 |
| #849 | sleeping snowy owl | 2 |
| #185 | slug of rum | 2 |
| #186 | slug of shochu | 2 |
| #162 | slug of vodka | 2 |
| #909 | sock monkey | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #993 | squashed frog | 2 |
| #1715 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 17 |
| #4206 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 9 |
| #410 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #3180 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 14 |
| #1599 | stuffed Meat | 21 |
| #167 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3556 | stuffed angry cow | 12 |
| #3763 | stuffed astral badger | 11 |
| #3590 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 12 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #2842 | stuffed cocoabo | 16 |
| #1319 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 3 |
| #4962 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 7 |
| #3406 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 13 |
| #2796 | stuffed hand turkey | 17 |
| #1115 | stuffed key | 37 |
| #1681 | stuffed martini | 2 |
| #3778 | stuffed mind flayer | 11 |
| #1647 | stuffed mink | 19 |
| #1809 | stuffed monocle | 16 |
| #3418 | stuffed scary death orb | 13 |
| #4802 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #3568 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 12 |
| #3642 | stuffed snowy owl | 11 |
| #3601 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 12 |
| #2369 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 2 |
| #4253 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 9 |
| #1457 | stuffed teddy butler | 25 |
| #1624 | stuffed tin of caviar | 20 |
| #1078 | stuffed treasure chest | 41 |
| #4297 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 9 |
| #125 | tasty louse | 2 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #535 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 1 |
| #142 | tighty whiteys | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3989 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #2776 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 2 |
| #3114 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #3938 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #3347 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 5 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #1955 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 4 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #174 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 2 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3882 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #168 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #2771 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 2 |
| #2793 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 2 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #2782 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 2 |
| #1139 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #772 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #3905 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3062 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3066 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #2150 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 3 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1121 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #2158 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 3 |
| #2626 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #4021 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #3948 | tiny plastic angry goat | 4 |
| #3942 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3977 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #2138 | tiny plastic astronomer | 3 |
| #3976 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #4900 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 3 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1716 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 3 |
| #4840 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #240 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 4 |
| #4873 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 3 |
| #2832 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 6 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #2159 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 3 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #2202 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 3 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 2 |
| #2814 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 2 |
| #2848 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 6 |
| #2042 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 9 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 4 |
| #3902 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #2789 | tiny plastic goth giant | 2 |
| #3310 | tiny plastic grue | 5 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #3971 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 4 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #6075 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #3971 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 4 |
| #2889 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 6 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #2509 | tiny plastic mosquito | 7 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #2800 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 2 |
| #1799 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 3 |
| #6132 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #1814 | tiny plastic sauceror | 3 |
| #2176 | tiny plastic scary clown | 3 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #2171 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 3 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #4899 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 3 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #2236 | tiny plastic stab bat | 8 |
| #4016 | tiny plastic star starfish | 4 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #1653 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 5 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #2766 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 2 |
| #2659 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3846 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #567 | white candy heart | 22 |
| #550 | yellow candy heart | 41 |
| #168 | yummy death watch beetle | 2 |
| #51 | zen motorcycle | 1 |