| #362 | BGE merchandise order form | 11 |
| #1702 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #321 | CRIMBCO wine | 24 |
| #2126 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 2 |
| #2140 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 2 |
| #535 | Crimbo candied pecan | 19 |
| #683 | Crimbo fudge | 13 |
| #731 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 11 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #287 | DNOTC Box | 1 |
| #69 | Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog | 1 |
| #632 | NPZR chemistry set | 1 |
| #761 | Schrödinger's thermos | 8 |
| #417 | The Cooler Out of Space | 3 |
| #68 | The Joy of Wassailing | 27 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #295 | Uncle Romulus | 4 |
| #1592 | ball | 2 |
| #3304 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #311 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 5 |
| #1749 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #420 | colorful plastic ball | 28 |
| #4 | copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet | 139 |
| #360 | corrupted data | 35 |
| #89 | expired bottle of peppermint schnapps | 1 |
| #84 | expired can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #294 | hobo nickel | 1,000 |
| #1453 | jawbruiser | 2 |
| #3706 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3218 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #1464 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #224 | raffle prize box | 1 |
| #591 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #79 | tiny frozen prehistoric meteorite jawbreaker | 1 |
| #1758 | unstable DNA | 10 |