| #785 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 2 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #248 | Eau de Guaneau | 2 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #1039 | Jack-in-the-box | 2 |
| #215 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 7 |
| #129 | New Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #2356 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #419 | Red Rover BB gun | 7 |
| #282 | SPF 451 lip balm | 8 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1712 | baconstone | 3 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #546 | bejeweled cufflinks | 6 |
| #509 | black eyedrops | 1 |
| #681 | blue class ring | 2 |
| #564 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 1 |
| #670 | bottle of antifreeze | 1 |
| #420 | bottle of pirate juice | 2 |
| #2736 | box of sunshine | 35 |
| #733 | can of spinach | 2 |
| #1631 | club necklace | 4 |
| #284 | concentrated garbage juice | 3 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #427 | deadly lampshade | 2 |
| #1149 | designer handbag | 1 |
| #3286 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #655 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #46 | dwarvish war kilt | 1 |
| #48 | dwarvish war mattock | 1 |
| #2224 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 1 |
| #654 | fancy opera glasses | 4 |
| #282 | [2426]fire flower | 4 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #572 | garish pinky ring | 6 |
| #621 | giant designer sunglasses | 5 |
| #1993 | heart necklace | 3 |
| 🥉 | left-handed melodica | 1 |
| #222 | lewd playing card | 11 |
| 🥉 | marinara jug | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #479 | peanut brittle shield | 4 |
| #712 | red class ring | 7 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2789 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 2 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #2409 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #378 | scented massage oil | 3 |
| #309 | shrinking powder | 1 |
| #23 | slime-covered compass | 1 |
| #14 | slime-covered greaves | 1 |
| #12 | slime-covered helmet | 1 |
| #34 | slime-covered necklace | 1 |
| #33 | slime-covered shovel | 1 |
| #35 | slime-covered speargun | 1 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #900 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 49 |
| #3674 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 11 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #3170 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 14 |
| #1436 | stuffed Meat | 26 |
| #3370 | stuffed angry cow | 13 |
| #3531 | stuffed astral badger | 12 |
| #4887 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 7 |
| #3462 | stuffed cocoabo | 12 |
| #379 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 19 |
| #3417 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 13 |
| #4944 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 7 |
| #2498 | stuffed gray blob | 2 |
| #3412 | stuffed hand turkey | 13 |
| #1761 | stuffed key | 12 |
| #389 | stuffed martini | 23 |
| #3190 | stuffed mind flayer | 14 |
| #1194 | stuffed mink | 35 |
| #1063 | stuffed monocle | 42 |
| #3409 | stuffed scary death orb | 13 |
| #2466 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 20 |
| #4138 | stuffed snowy owl | 9 |
| #4043 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 10 |
| #2766 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 17 |
| #987 | stuffed teddy butler | 46 |
| #1051 | stuffed tin of caviar | 43 |
| #2399 | stuffed treasure chest | 3 |
| #2679 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 18 |
| #391 | tasty tart | 3 |
| #536 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 1 |
| #1021 | white class ring | 1 |