| #784 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #837 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #1221 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #846 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #4300 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #910 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #2382 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #2126 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 2 |
| #2423 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 1 |
| #738 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #1486 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1418 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1426 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #2462 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #535 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1415 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1375 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1783 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #775 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #784 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #721 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #813 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #776 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #1567 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1268 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #852 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #2330 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #915 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1290 | battered Crimbo Crate | 3 |
| #702 | bindlestocking | 1 |
| #3060 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #1626 | buckyball | 1 |
| #1749 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #1311 | dollhive | 2 |
| #81 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #897 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #1428 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #183 | gauze shorts | 1 |
| #1639 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2410 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1518 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #2815 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #2795 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #218 | mummy mask | 1 |
| #3426 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #364 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #1512 | pulsing flesh | 1 |
| 🥇 | rxr shield | 1 |
| #271 | space jam | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1361 | spectre scepter | 20 |
| #350 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #587 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #753 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 2 |
| #564 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3111 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #3073 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #3119 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3877 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3885 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #3916 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3993 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #266 | toe jam | 1 |
| #270 | traffic jam | 1 |
| #1159 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #1445 | twitching claw | 2 |
| #958 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 6 |
| #520 | volcanic ash | 2 |
| #588 | wreath of laurels | 1 |