| #1075 | Cloaca grenade | 8 |
| #632 | Cloaca-Cola | 44 |
| #814 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 3 |
| #820 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 3 |
| #598 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 4 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #768 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 3 |
| #300 | Cold Hots candy | 23 |
| #1446 | Corpse Island iced tea | 2 |
| #813 | Dyspepsi grenade | 11 |
| #904 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 2 |
| #768 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 3 |
| #988 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #954 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 2 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #301 | Ent cider | 28 |
| #327 | Gummi-Gnauga | 8 |
| #622 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 28 |
| #438 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 5 |
| #301 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 182 |
| #672 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 3 |
| #241 | Rock Pops | 207 |
| #283 | Senior Mints | 23 |
| #1450 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #61 | Time Juice | 8 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1188 | Valentine | 10 |
| #315 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 42 |
| #354 | Yummy Tummy bean | 600 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #898 | ball | 6 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1379 | black paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #2109 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #966 | black striped oyster egg | 5 |
| #1029 | blue paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #2409 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1673 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1836 | blue striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #5005 | box of sunshine | 7 |
| #31 | broken cellular phone | 238 |
| #1977 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 3 |
| #111 | candied kobold | 33 |
| #2358 | candied yams | 2 |
| #3616 | candy cane | 3 |
| #2110 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1024 | corpse on the beach | 4 |
| #1421 | corpsedriver | 2 |
| #1218 | corpsetini | 3 |
| #1011 | doll house | 3 |
| #1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #157 | dwarf bread | 32 |
| #2834 | eggnog | 1 |
| #968 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #1947 | fruitcake | 5 |
| #102 | ghost pickle on a stick | 10 |
| #3934 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #1178 | googly eye | 9 |
| #2511 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #541 | kite | 13 |
| #542 | kneecapping stick | 22 |
| #1486 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1589 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1285 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1117 | lavender striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #779 | loaded serum blowgun | 5 |
| #283 | mafia aria | 92 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #1292 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2385 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #915 | mushroom fermenting solution | 6 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1823 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1023 | off-white striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #1037 | pail | 6 |
| #2033 | pet rock | 2 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #317 | pixellated candy heart | 50 |
| #2032 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #659 | rag doll | 3 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1841 | red plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1457 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1645 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #336 | scroll of pasta summoning | 42 |
| #147 | severed rocking horse head | 3 |
| #325 | sock monkey | 9 |
| #1368 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #615 | stuffed doppelshifter | 20 |
| #514 | support cummerbund | 12 |
| #1584 | teddy bear | 2 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2809 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2815 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #1556 | top | 2 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #891 | toy train | 2 |
| #724 | toy wheel | 12 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1177 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1583 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #555 | yo-yo | 51 |
| #1451 | zombie pineal gland | 2 |