| #1078 | Cloaca grenade | 8 |
| #633 | Cloaca-Cola | 44 |
| #815 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 3 |
| #823 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 3 |
| #600 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 4 |
| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #771 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 3 |
| #302 | Cold Hots candy | 23 |
| #1453 | Corpse Island iced tea | 2 |
| #816 | Dyspepsi grenade | 11 |
| #903 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 2 |
| #770 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 3 |
| #991 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #858 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #956 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 2 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #302 | Ent cider | 28 |
| #329 | Gummi-Gnauga | 8 |
| #623 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 28 |
| #437 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 5 |
| #300 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 182 |
| #672 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 3 |
| #241 | Rock Pops | 207 |
| #285 | Senior Mints | 23 |
| #1452 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #61 | Time Juice | 8 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1189 | Valentine | 10 |
| #318 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 42 |
| #355 | Yummy Tummy bean | 600 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #898 | ball | 6 |
| #1065 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1380 | black paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #966 | black striped oyster egg | 5 |
| #1030 | blue paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1672 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1835 | blue striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #5011 | box of sunshine | 7 |
| #31 | broken cellular phone | 238 |
| #1977 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 3 |
| #112 | candied kobold | 33 |
| #2359 | candied yams | 2 |
| #3617 | candy cane | 3 |
| #2110 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1029 | corpse on the beach | 4 |
| #1426 | corpsedriver | 2 |
| #1222 | corpsetini | 3 |
| #1012 | doll house | 3 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #157 | dwarf bread | 32 |
| #2833 | eggnog | 1 |
| #968 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #1946 | fruitcake | 5 |
| #103 | ghost pickle on a stick | 10 |
| #3941 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #1178 | googly eye | 9 |
| #2517 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #541 | kite | 13 |
| #543 | kneecapping stick | 22 |
| #1486 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1590 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1286 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1119 | lavender striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #779 | loaded serum blowgun | 5 |
| #282 | mafia aria | 92 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #1293 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #915 | mushroom fermenting solution | 6 |
| #1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1823 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1024 | off-white striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #1040 | pail | 6 |
| #2035 | pet rock | 2 |
| #748 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #317 | pixellated candy heart | 50 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #659 | rag doll | 3 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1842 | red plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1458 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #336 | scroll of pasta summoning | 42 |
| #146 | severed rocking horse head | 3 |
| #324 | sock monkey | 9 |
| #1367 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #615 | stuffed doppelshifter | 20 |
| #514 | support cummerbund | 12 |
| #1586 | teddy bear | 2 |
| #8193 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2899 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2948 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8254 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8130 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4482 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8098 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8222 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4498 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8153 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8095 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8060 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4599 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8129 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8070 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8201 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8103 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8114 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4451 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8226 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8161 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8138 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4039 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4482 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2808 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2814 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #1557 | top | 2 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #892 | toy train | 2 |
| #724 | toy wheel | 12 |
| #1043 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1180 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1584 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #556 | yo-yo | 51 |
| #1453 | zombie pineal gland | 2 |