| #262 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 7 |
| #88 | 4-dimensional guitar | 35 |
| #222 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 10 |
| #309 | Blatantly Canadian | 8 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #195 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #118 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #882 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 55 |
| #127 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #611 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 3 |
| #71 | Valentine | 1,001 |
| #119 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 1,931 |
| #263 | Yummy Tummy bean | 796 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #59 | basic meat foon | 1 |
| #152 | basic meat spork | 1 |
| #72 | bazookafish bubble gum | 64 |
| #44 | black velvet box | 35 |
| #260 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 26 |
| #97 | blue plastic baby | 4 |
| #266 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 5 |
| #7445 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #325 | canteen of wine | 81 |
| #361 | cheap elven gloves | 12 |
| #458 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 3 |
| #570 | corncob pipe | 1 |
| #36 | corrupt club of corrupt corruption | 1 |
| #307 | cup of infinite pencils | 4 |
| #28 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 10 |
| #815 | disassembled clover | 28 |
| #1208 | disco ball | 8 |
| #1080 | disco mask | 9 |
| #12 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 261 |
| #644 | elven limbos gingerbread | 20 |
| #762 | elven moonshine | 11 |
| #762 | elven socks | 5 |
| #194 | elven whittling knife | 1 |
| #468 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 72 |
| #576 | festive holiday hat | 7 |
| #31 | foam noodle | 100 |
| #265 | foon | 1 |
| #71 | foon of fearfulness | 1 |
| #66 | foon of fleshiness | 1 |
| #67 | foon of foulness | 1 |
| #66 | foon of frigidity | 1 |
| #70 | foon of fulmination | 1 |
| #364 | forest tears | 1 |
| #235 | frayed rope belt | 6 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #133 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 2 |
| #191 | gray bow tie | 33 |
| #1303 | helmet turtle | 8 |
| #1146 | hobo nickel | 9 |
| #46 | inflatable duck | 100 |
| #369 | knuckle sandwich | 65 |
| #190 | lucky bottlecap | 8 |
| #100 | maple leaf | 10 |
| #156 | maple syrup | 46 |
| #780 | mariachi pants | 10 |
| #25 | marine aquamarine | 18 |
| #313 | panhandle panhandling hat | 4 |
| #1095 | pasta spoon | 6 |
| #159 | patent leather shoes | 36 |
| #211 | penguin thesaurus | 32 |
| #328 | poutine | 14 |
| #111 | pulsing flesh | 23 |
| #518 | radium-flavored potato chips | 72 |
| #1076 | ravioli hat | 6 |
| #1216 | really dense meat stack | 3 |
| #121 | rigid carapace | 25 |
| #600 | roasted marshmallow | 37 |
| #14 | rusty compass | 15 |
| #1188 | saucepan | 9 |
| #1301 | seal-clubbing club | 4 |
| #610 | seal-skull helmet | 10 |
| #1829 | solid gold bowling ball | 4 |
| #2769 | spectre scepter | 4 |
| #776 | spices | 8 |
| #682 | spork | 1 |
| #1028 | stolen accordion | 13 |
| #4843 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 7 |
| #6262 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 4 |
| #1830 | stuffed alien blob | 3 |
| #4519 | stuffed angry cow | 8 |
| #4917 | stuffed astral badger | 7 |
| #4574 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 8 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #5637 | stuffed cocoabo | 5 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #905 | stuffed doppelshifter | 11 |
| #4954 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 7 |
| #7014 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 3 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #2147 | stuffed gray blob | 3 |
| #5743 | stuffed hand turkey | 5 |
| #4264 | stuffed mind flayer | 9 |
| #1710 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #3599 | stuffed scary death orb | 12 |
| #3949 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 2 |
| #7828 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 2 |
| #4735 | stuffed snowy owl | 7 |
| #6321 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #1973 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 3 |
| #5727 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 5 |
| #4895 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 7 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #116 | throbbing rage gland | 3 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #2118 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 3 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #945 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 5 |
| #2194 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 3 |
| #2064 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #1490 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 3 |
| #3339 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 5 |
| #1730 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 5 |
| #1955 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 4 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2053 | tiny plastic Felonia | 2 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #1094 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 7 |
| #2160 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 3 |
| #1457 | tiny plastic Hellion | 5 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #2195 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 3 |
| #1472 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 5 |
| #1452 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 5 |
| #369 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 3 |
| #2755 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 2 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1798 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 4 |
| #3294 | tiny plastic angry goat | 5 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #1456 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 5 |
| #1440 | tiny plastic astronomer | 5 |
| #2885 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 6 |
| #2508 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 7 |
| #2786 | tiny plastic beanbat | 2 |
| #1713 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 3 |
| #4829 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #334 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 3 |
| #4866 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 3 |
| #3290 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 5 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #1240 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 6 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1216 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 6 |
| #354 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 3 |
| #2756 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 2 |
| #2202 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 3 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #2839 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 6 |
| #1666 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 11 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #3937 | tiny plastic grue | 4 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4844 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 3 |
| #4787 | tiny plastic killer bee | 3 |
| #4865 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 3 |
| #4829 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 3 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic scary clown | 2 |
| #318 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 3 |
| #1399 | toast | 294 |
| #1293 | turtle totem | 8 |
| #144 | twitching claw | 23 |
| #152 | unstable DNA | 329 |
| #54 | useless powder | 10,001 |
| #25 | water wings | 100 |
| #463 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 72 |
| #734 | worthless gewgaw | 2 |
| #399 | worthless knick-knack | 14 |
| #405 | worthless trinket | 7 |