| #639 | "DRINK ME" potion | 1 |
| #4300 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #358 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 3 |
| #61 | Caveman Dan's favorite rock | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1039 | Jack-in-the-box | 2 |
| #3013 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 3 |
| #778 | Pine-Fresh air freshener | 1 |
| #770 | Red Rover BB gun | 1 |
| #85 | Staff of the Greasefire | 1 |
| #108 | Stephen's lab coat | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Bandit Badge of Courage | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #5943 | badass belt | 3 |
| #954 | bejeweled cufflinks | 1 |
| #1209 | bit of clingfilm | 2 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #1580 | duct tape | 7 |
| #923 | fancy opera glasses | 1 |
| #4729 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #593 | fuzzy earmuffs | 1 |
| #583 | ghost of a necklace | 1 |
| #987 | giant designer sunglasses | 1 |
| #5335 | grue egg | 1 |
| #67 | hand-carved staff | 1 |
| #4480 | handful of confetti | 2 |
| #2505 | heart necklace | 2 |
| #63 | insane tophat | 1 |
| #6 | ittah bittah hookah | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #311 | marshmallow | 82 |
| #121 | memory of a C | 11 |
| #90 | memory of a CG base pair | 1 |
| #116 | memory of a G | 12 |
| #127 | memory of a T | 10 |
| #153 | memory of an A | 8 |
| #325 | memory of some delicious amino acids | 1 |
| #36 | molten medallion | 1 |
| #2852 | obsidian dagger | 2 |
| #2218 | old sweatpants | 1 |
| #386 | ornate picture frame | 1 |
| #293 | pig-iron bracers | 1 |
| #1807 | pretty flower | 2 |
| #653 | red-and-green sweater | 1 |
| #2271 | roll of toilet paper | 1 |
| #464 | s'more | 1 |
| #57 | s'more gun | 1 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2990 | spectre scepter | 3 |
| #2376 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 7 |
| #6285 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 4 |
| #6263 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 4 |
| #2760 | stuffed Meat | 3 |
| #6969 | stuffed angry cow | 3 |
| #7819 | stuffed astral badger | 2 |
| #5276 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 6 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #7680 | stuffed cocoabo | 2 |
| #1521 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 2 |
| #7872 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7811 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8970 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #2201 | stuffed key | 5 |
| #1678 | stuffed martini | 2 |
| #6998 | stuffed mind flayer | 3 |
| #2417 | stuffed mink | 6 |
| #2469 | stuffed monocle | 6 |
| #7018 | stuffed scary death orb | 3 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #7038 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 3 |
| #8795 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8873 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6914 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #3119 | stuffed teddy butler | 1 |
| #2767 | stuffed tin of caviar | 3 |
| #2203 | stuffed treasure chest | 5 |
| #8882 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic Professor What | 1 |
| #1329 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #893 | worthless gewgaw | 1 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |
| #463 | wumpus hair | 1 |