| #1539 | Angry Farmer candy | 9 |
| #1044 | Imp Ale | 50 |
| #249 | Knob Goblin steroids | 50 |
| #22 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1,446 |
| #408 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 8 |
| #258 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 210 |
| #749 | Ram's Face Lager | 5 |
| #194 | Rock Pops | 242 |
| #479 | Senior Mints | 10 |
| #117 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 190 |
| #175 | Yummy Tummy bean | 1,257 |
| #552 | astral mushroom | 12 |
| #1088 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #355 | beertini | 5 |
| #1022 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #210 | bloody beer | 100 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #233 | bottle of vodka | 100 |
| #144 | bottle of whiskey | 420 |
| #15 | broken cellular phone | 831 |
| #1300 | candy cane | 25 |
| #1056 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #1221 | eggnog | 10 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #66 | frozen Mob Penguin | 50 |
| #501 | herbs | 22 |
| #1026 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #729 | hypodermic needle | 1 |
| #662 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 100 |
| #162 | ice-cold six-pack | 100 |
| #1080 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #1211 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1689 | mafia aria | 3 |
| #486 | moxie weed | 25 |
| #1237 | pet rock | 5 |
| #1068 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #1365 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 4 |
| #1005 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #1107 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #287 | salty dog | 50 |
| #1088 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #538 | shingle | 5 |
| #1129 | spooky eggnog | 5 |
| #937 | spooky length of string | 10 |
| #1572 | spooky toy wheel | 1 |
| #1050 | spooky wooden block | 5 |
| #576 | strawberry daiquiri | 2 |
| #1049 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #1689 | toy jet pack | 2 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #1342 | toy ray gun | 4 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #386 | vodka martini | 2 |
| #58 | whiskey and cola | 50 |