| #1538 | Angry Farmer candy | 9 |
| #1043 | Imp Ale | 50 |
| #247 | Knob Goblin steroids | 50 |
| #21 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1,446 |
| #409 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 8 |
| #259 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 210 |
| #744 | Ram's Face Lager | 5 |
| #195 | Rock Pops | 242 |
| #478 | Senior Mints | 10 |
| #116 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 190 |
| #174 | Yummy Tummy bean | 1,257 |
| #553 | astral mushroom | 12 |
| #1089 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #352 | beertini | 5 |
| #1023 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #210 | bloody beer | 100 |
| #5028 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #232 | bottle of vodka | 100 |
| #142 | bottle of whiskey | 420 |
| #15 | broken cellular phone | 831 |
| #1299 | candy cane | 25 |
| #1057 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #1221 | eggnog | 10 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #66 | frozen Mob Penguin | 50 |
| #500 | herbs | 22 |
| #1027 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #728 | hypodermic needle | 1 |
| #661 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 100 |
| #162 | ice-cold six-pack | 100 |
| #1082 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #1209 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1691 | mafia aria | 3 |
| #485 | moxie weed | 25 |
| #1236 | pet rock | 5 |
| #1069 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #1365 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 4 |
| #1006 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #1109 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #286 | salty dog | 50 |
| #1089 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #538 | shingle | 5 |
| #1127 | spooky eggnog | 5 |
| #938 | spooky length of string | 10 |
| #1571 | spooky toy wheel | 1 |
| #1050 | spooky wooden block | 5 |
| #575 | strawberry daiquiri | 2 |
| #1050 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #1689 | toy jet pack | 2 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #1342 | toy ray gun | 4 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #385 | vodka martini | 2 |
| #58 | whiskey and cola | 50 |