| #95 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 129 |
| #1781 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 6 |
| #409 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #573 | Cloaca grenade | 25 |
| #139 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 17 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #525 | Colander of Em-er'il | 5 |
| #1956 | Crown of the Goblin King | 9 |
| #707 | Dolphin King's crown | 6 |
| #477 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 7 |
| #89 | Dyspepsi grenade | 134 |
| #654 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 4 |
| #124 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 17 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #62 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 11 |
| #88 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 79 |
| #84 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 79 |
| #50 | Knob Goblin pants | 351 |
| #182 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 90 |
| #197 | Knob Goblin tongs | 99 |
| #570 | Now and Earlier | 3 |
| #193 | Orcish cargo shorts | 18 |
| #886 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 1 |
| #1136 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 3 |
| #121 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 35 |
| #919 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 29 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #61 | Time Juice | 8 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #802 | Valentine | 20 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #22 | alpha-mail pants | 11 |
| #677 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #168 | arrow'd heart balloon | 4 |
| #2445 | baconstone | 1 |
| #4410 | badass belt | 7 |
| #129 | basic meat pants | 1 |
| #269 | black velvet box | 1 |
| #269 | blackberry combat boots | 1 |
| #220 | blackberry moccasins | 1 |
| #71 | bloody clown pants | 166 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #2725 | bottle of goofballs | 6 |
| #5905 | box of sunshine | 4 |
| #910 | boxed wine | 7 |
| #84 | bugbear bungguard | 111 |
| #839 | can of Red Minotaur | 2 |
| #1325 | candy stake | 5 |
| #1824 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #24 | chef-skull-in-the-box | 14 |
| #198 | cool mushroom wine | 1 |
| #412 | doll house | 12 |
| #96 | dungeoneer's dungarees | 13 |
| #3268 | easter egg balloon | 4 |
| #1291 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #515 | fancy chocolate | 6 |
| #1784 | fancy dress ball | 3 |
| #67 | filthy corduroys | 177 |
| #321 | flaming mushroom wine | 1 |
| #112 | furry pants | 7 |
| #983 | fuzzy dice | 6 |
| #1079 | giant discarded plastic fork | 7 |
| #1884 | giant pinky ring | 3 |
| #3302 | gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #426 | gloomy black mushroom | 7 |
| #148 | gnauga hide chaps | 1 |
| #79 | gnauga hide kilt | 1 |
| #1195 | green beer | 6 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #3890 | grue egg | 3 |
| #1932 | hamethyst | 2 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #502 | hellion cube | 8 |
| #25 | hippopotamus kilt | 7 |
| #30 | hippopotamus pants | 9 |
| #272 | icy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #2407 | irradiated candy cane | 2 |
| #145 | knob mushroom wine | 1 |
| #156 | knoll mushroom wine | 1 |
| #551 | large box | 2 |
| #900 | little paper umbrella | 10 |
| #133 | los chinos | 5 |
| #1977 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #677 | maiden wig | 1 |
| #387 | mariachi G-string | 6 |
| #136 | mariachi pants | 184 |
| #524 | mauve striped oyster egg | 8 |
| #343 | miner's pants | 7 |
| #915 | mushroom fermenting solution | 6 |
| #171 | ninja hot pants | 25 |
| #900 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #523 | oriole-feather headdress | 2 |
| #1312 | pail | 3 |
| #176 | pants kit | 2 |
| #393 | pants of the Slug Lord | 10 |
| #20 | paper-plate-mail pants | 11 |
| #150 | penguin shorts | 1 |
| #90 | penguinskin mini-kilt | 1 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #159 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #1607 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #654 | pr0n legs | 10 |
| #2035 | pretty flower | 1 |
| #1301 | scroll of pasta summoning | 2 |
| #2570 | shiny ring | 2 |
| #302 | shock collar | 2 |
| #75 | skirt / kilt kit | 9 |
| #347 | snowboarder pants | 9 |
| #725 | spooky bicycle chain | 3 |
| #451 | spooky cosmetics bag | 5 |
| #328 | star pants | 1 |
| #248 | stinky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #406 | string of blue beads | 28 |
| #649 | string of green beads | 19 |
| #650 | string of red beads | 18 |
| 🥈 | superhero mask | 1 |
| #212 | swashbuckling pants | 24 |
| #1315 | teddy bear | 3 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #2620 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #6105 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #2546 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 7 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 4 |
| #2851 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 6 |
| #4878 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4876 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #4850 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #6146 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #6085 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #6137 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #6173 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #6188 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #4857 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #131 | tiny plastic sword | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #20 | union scalemail pants | 11 |
| #40 | velvet choker | 2 |
| #97 | white satin pants | 55 |
| #38 | yellow traffic cone | 1 |