| #932 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #290 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 17 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #2948 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 2 |
| #1882 | anniversary gift box | 2 |
| 🥉 | asparagus knife | 19,778 |
| #1193 | astral mushroom | 1 |
| #1884 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #1295 | brine | 2 |
| #546 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #1280 | candied yams | 6 |
| #497 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 13 |
| #939 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #375 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 29 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #1622 | dill | 1 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1391 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #761 | fake blood | 1 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #778 | fire | 6 |
| #305 | flashing novelty button | 4 |
| #2303 | gingerbread horror | 3 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #1006 | green glowstick | 1 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #2516 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #87 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 29 |
| #643 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 6 |
| #53 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 29 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #120 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 25 |
| #1676 | nanite-infested candy cane | 5 |
| #3218 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #1963 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 3 |
| #1477 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #657 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #761 | off-white striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #1140 | orange glowstick | 1 |
| #1761 | pail | 1 |
| #806 | party hat | 1 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #929 | pink glowstick | 2 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #96 | puce plastic oyster egg | 28 |
| #170 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 19 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #335 | purple pixel pie | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #1842 | red plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1169 | [2108]rock | 2 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1347 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #1075 | spectral pickle | 3 |
| #3326 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #1856 | spooky felt | 1 |
| #1891 | spooky length of string | 1 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #1571 | spooky toy wheel | 1 |
| #1767 | spooky wooden block | 1 |
| #785 | stick | 2 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #69 | string of blue beads | 109 |
| #82 | string of green beads | 97 |
| #83 | string of red beads | 96 |
| #1707 | stringy sinew | 2 |
| #7820 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 2 |
| #8943 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #953 | stuffed alien blob | 7 |
| #8975 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8950 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3202 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #1715 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #8963 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7824 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #6141 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2299 | tofurkey gravy | 2 |
| #2296 | tofurkey leg | 2 |
| #926 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #1139 | tooth | 2 |
| #2069 | top | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #617 | tropical orchid | 1 |
| #673 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #583 | yellow glowstick | 2 |
| #1180 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1584 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #775 | yellow striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |