Cybergoat

RankItemQuantity
#2230Ancient Saucehelm1
#5Bigger Bugfinder Blade1
#1792Boss Bat britches4
#2407Codpiece of the Goblin King1
#1785El Sombrero De Lopez1
#1468Elder Turtle Shell2
#1600Glass Balls of the Goblin King1
#500Mob Penguin cellular phone38
#151Mob Penguin protection contract48
#132Valentine400
#139Yeti Protest Sign1
#7abridged dictionary1
#769aspirin1
#2045baconstone2
#67baconstone pendant5
#3415badass belt12
#642bottle of goofballs40
#141bow staff1
#149bowlegged pants1
#133bowler1
#7455box of sunshine1
#130broken cellular phone53
#1338cheap plastic bottle opener3
#997cheap toaster2
#138eXtreme meat sword1
#2069easter egg balloon10
#871empty blowgun1
#303fez of etymology1
#1657fuzzy dice4
#551ghost pickle on a stick1
#660green beer17
#2196grue egg10
#134imitation nice watch1
#405iron pasta spoon14
#944kneecapping stick9
#1942loaded serum blowgun1
#1136mafia aria10
#94magical mystery juice550
#141meat paste1,337
#506oyster basket8
#495petrified time1
#2213porquoise1
#186porquoise eyebrow ring1
#9red traffic cone1
#456rib of the Bonerdagon4
#10rose-colored glasses1
#625scroll of pasta summoning15
#422severed rocking horse head1
#1325stainless steel solitaire2
#1708stainless steel suspenders1
#440stone of eXtreme power21
#576support cummerbund10
#24wax lips1
#38yellow traffic cone1
#678zombie pineal gland7

Wow, that's 2,664 items total!

what items are this player missing?