| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #5 | Bigger Bugfinder Blade | 1 |
| #1790 | Boss Bat britches | 4 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1786 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #1467 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #1601 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #500 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 38 |
| #151 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 48 |
| #132 | Valentine | 400 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #7 | abridged dictionary | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #2045 | baconstone | 2 |
| #67 | baconstone pendant | 5 |
| #3418 | badass belt | 12 |
| #642 | bottle of goofballs | 40 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #7453 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #130 | broken cellular phone | 53 |
| #1338 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 3 |
| #997 | cheap toaster | 2 |
| #138 | eXtreme meat sword | 1 |
| #2070 | easter egg balloon | 10 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #1658 | fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #551 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #660 | green beer | 17 |
| #2196 | grue egg | 10 |
| #134 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| #405 | iron pasta spoon | 14 |
| #944 | kneecapping stick | 9 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #1137 | mafia aria | 10 |
| #95 | magical mystery juice | 550 |
| #141 | meat paste | 1,337 |
| #506 | oyster basket | 8 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| #2213 | porquoise | 1 |
| #186 | porquoise eyebrow ring | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #457 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 4 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #625 | scroll of pasta summoning | 15 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #1325 | stainless steel solitaire | 2 |
| #1709 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #440 | stone of eXtreme power | 21 |
| #576 | support cummerbund | 10 |
| #24 | wax lips | 1 |
| #38 | yellow traffic cone | 1 |
| #678 | zombie pineal gland | 7 |