| #877 | Ancient Saucehelm | 3 |
| #2708 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 3 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #2255 | Crown of the Goblin King | 7 |
| #706 | Dolphin King's crown | 6 |
| #555 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 6 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #804 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 2 |
| #1610 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #61 | Time Juice | 8 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #679 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #1883 | anniversary gift box | 2 |
| #4724 | badass belt | 6 |
| #269 | black velvet box | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #2969 | easter egg balloon | 5 |
| #507 | fake blood | 2 |
| #803 | fuzzy dice | 7 |
| #1292 | giant discarded plastic fork | 5 |
| #1887 | giant pinky ring | 3 |
| #199 | gloomy black mushroom | 17 |
| #5199 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #1437 | mushroom fermenting solution | 3 |
| #3705 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #410 | oozenog | 8 |
| #1559 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #823 | pail | 10 |
| #598 | pants of the Slug Lord | 6 |
| #688 | pat-a-cake pendant | 1 |
| #145 | pregnant gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #130 | pregnant oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #103 | rainbow tie | 1 |
| #1678 | shiny ring | 8 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1398 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #730 | spooky cosmetics bag | 3 |
| #1579 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #3942 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #6142 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #6180 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #6232 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #2796 | tiny plastic scary clown | 2 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #926 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #176 | worthless gewgaw | 55 |