| #88 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 10 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #1938 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #791 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 5 |
| #2140 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 2 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #1537 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #165 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 5 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #453 | Lars the Cyberian | 1 |
| #274 | NPZR chemistry set | 15 |
| #170 | Rainbow's Gravity | 1 |
| #370 | Red Pill | 1 |
| #680 | Schrödinger's thermos | 10 |
| #185 | Swizzler | 42 |
| #649 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 6 |
| #829 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #1418 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 2 |
| #260 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #2330 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1151 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #50 | Uncle Romulus | 25 |
| #200 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 10 |
| #1146 | banana | 1 |
| #1020 | banana-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #32 | battered Crimbo Crate | 769 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #253 | blue plastic baby | 1 |
| #308 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 4 |
| #46 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 5 |
| #6254 | box of sunshine | 3 |
| #437 | brine | 45 |
| #114 | brown plastic baby | 6 |
| #484 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 6 |
| #1750 | canteen of wine | 1 |
| #2110 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #121 | colorful plastic ball | 647 |
| #261 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #288 | dill | 126 |
| #502 | dusty Crimbo crate | 22 |
| #2187 | easter egg balloon | 9 |
| #1135 | elven socks | 2 |
| #165 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #911 | floaty sand | 2 |
| #326 | ghost cucumber | 131 |
| #3936 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #3806 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #466 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 8 |
| #834 | green beer | 11 |
| #209 | handful of numbers | 2 |
| #68 | intriguing puzzle box | 5 |
| #977 | irradiated candy cane | 5 |
| #66 | leftover Crimbo rations | 3 |
| #1344 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #3219 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #418 | obnoxious riddle | 1 |
| #1617 | oozenog | 3 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #179 | pool of liquid metal | 1 |
| #96 | prismatic wad | 100 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #734 | pulsing flesh | 5 |
| #240 | quantum taco | 100 |
| #146 | ridiculous cocktail | 11 |
| #65 | ridiculous sunglasses | 1 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #944 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 11 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #508 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| #296 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| #1159 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #951 | twitching claw | 5 |
| #308 | vinegar | 125 |