| #931 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #487 | Hodgman's blanket | 2 |
| #91 | Morlock's Mark Bourbon | 1 |
| #1594 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #211 | Ralph IX cognac | 1 |
| #87 | S.T.L.T. | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #436 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 4 |
| #3684 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #73 | banana cream pie | 10 |
| #2664 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #214 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 17 |
| #26 | blue raspberry troll doll | 3 |
| #761 | blue striped oyster egg | 6 |
| #224 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 36 |
| #290 | candied yams | 30 |
| #41 | cursed voodoo skull | 51 |
| #412 | doll house | 12 |
| #1167 | dollhive | 3 |
| #2225 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 1 |
| #33 | grape troll doll | 2 |
| #283 | herbal stuffing | 28 |
| #546 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 2 |
| #2463 | killing feather | 3 |
| #1025 | kite | 6 |
| #1485 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #79 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 23 |
| #312 | mauve striped oyster egg | 12 |
| #1822 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #116 | phish stick | 9 |
| #45 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 48 |
| #66 | puce striped oyster egg | 24 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1083 | robotronic egg | 24 |
| #2720 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2790 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2194 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 3 |
| #2728 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 2 |
| #1701 | sandwich of the gods | 2 |
| #6285 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 4 |
| #7004 | stuffed astral badger | 3 |
| #7017 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #7680 | stuffed cocoabo | 2 |
| #6364 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 4 |
| #6338 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 4 |
| #8969 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #5295 | stuffed mind flayer | 6 |
| #5337 | stuffed scary death orb | 6 |
| #1465 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 13 |
| #7038 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 3 |
| #5597 | stuffed snowy owl | 5 |
| #5799 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 5 |
| #6914 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #6336 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 4 |
| #142 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 2 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3175 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #150 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 2 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3903 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #2162 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 3 |
| #3070 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #2767 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 2 |
| #1445 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 5 |
| #2118 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 3 |
| #2827 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #114 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 3 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic astronomer | 2 |
| #2785 | tiny plastic beanbat | 2 |
| #2791 | tiny plastic blooper | 2 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #542 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 2 |
| #151 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 2 |
| #2748 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 2 |
| #3931 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #2797 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 2 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #2108 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 3 |
| #2821 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 2 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #3828 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic trollipop | 2 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #292 | tofurkey gravy | 29 |
| #196 | tofurkey leg | 40 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #900 | top | 5 |
| #477 | toy deathbot | 2 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2136 | tree-eating kite | 5 |
| #463 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 13 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |