| #932 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #488 | Hodgman's blanket | 2 |
| #92 | Morlock's Mark Bourbon | 1 |
| #1599 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #211 | Ralph IX cognac | 1 |
| #87 | S.T.L.T. | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #436 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 4 |
| #3681 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #73 | banana cream pie | 10 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #214 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 17 |
| #26 | blue raspberry troll doll | 3 |
| #761 | blue striped oyster egg | 6 |
| #224 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 36 |
| #291 | candied yams | 30 |
| #42 | cursed voodoo skull | 51 |
| #413 | doll house | 12 |
| #1168 | dollhive | 3 |
| #2228 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 1 |
| #33 | grape troll doll | 2 |
| #284 | herbal stuffing | 28 |
| #550 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 2 |
| #2462 | killing feather | 3 |
| #1025 | kite | 6 |
| #1486 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #79 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 23 |
| #312 | mauve striped oyster egg | 12 |
| #1823 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #118 | phish stick | 9 |
| #45 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 48 |
| #66 | puce striped oyster egg | 24 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1085 | robotronic egg | 24 |
| #2723 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2794 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2196 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 3 |
| #2736 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 2 |
| #1703 | sandwich of the gods | 2 |
| #6294 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 4 |
| #7014 | stuffed astral badger | 3 |
| #7028 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #7694 | stuffed cocoabo | 2 |
| #6373 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 4 |
| #6350 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 4 |
| #8979 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #5307 | stuffed mind flayer | 6 |
| #5346 | stuffed scary death orb | 6 |
| #1467 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 13 |
| #7049 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 3 |
| #5606 | stuffed snowy owl | 5 |
| #5811 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 5 |
| #6928 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #6346 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 4 |
| #144 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 2 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #152 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 2 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #2163 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 3 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #2772 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 2 |
| #1447 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 5 |
| #2120 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 3 |
| #2829 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #114 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 3 |
| #2802 | tiny plastic astronomer | 2 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic beanbat | 2 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic blooper | 2 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #540 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 2 |
| #153 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 2 |
| #2753 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 2 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #2800 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 2 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #2112 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 3 |
| #2824 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 2 |
| #3892 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic trollipop | 2 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #292 | tofurkey gravy | 29 |
| #197 | tofurkey leg | 40 |
| #2526 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #901 | top | 5 |
| #477 | toy deathbot | 2 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2135 | tree-eating kite | 5 |
| #463 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 13 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |