| #567 | Amulet of Yendor | 33 |
| #3368 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #932 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #174 | CRIMBCO scrip | 2,265 |
| #192 | Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate | 1 |
| #86 | Golden Mr. Accessory | 1 |
| #115 | Groll doll | 1 |
| #322 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 151 |
| #1599 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #144 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 2 |
| #171 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 6 |
| #1912 | Valentine | 3 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #851 | anniversary gift box | 5 |
| #147 | apathetic lizardman doll | 1 |
| #5938 | badass belt | 3 |
| #653 | bag of airline peanuts | 44 |
| #136 | black candy heart | 101 |
| #132 | black lotus | 1 |
| #303 | black-and-blue light | 187 |
| #321 | blue plasma ball | 169 |
| #173 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #282 | box of sunshine | 1,525 |
| #364 | brick | 106 |
| #301 | cheap studded belt | 165 |
| #311 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 5 |
| #795 | clown hammer | 30 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #66 | creepy voodoo doll | 3 |
| #55 | cyborg doll | 31 |
| #303 | cymbal syrup | 32 |
| #578 | defective skull | 35 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| 🥉 | doll house | 2,419 |
| #670 | dollhive | 10 |
| #1480 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #478 | encoder ring | 33 |
| #702 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 37 |
| #1639 | facsimile dictionary | 2 |
| #703 | fake fake vomit | 42 |
| #674 | fake hand | 37 |
| #287 | flavored foot massage oil | 168 |
| #315 | foam dart | 150 |
| #5338 | grue egg | 1 |
| #3716 | handful of confetti | 4 |
| #133 | hardened slime belt | 1 |
| #148 | hardened slime hat | 1 |
| #147 | heart-shaped balloon | 104 |
| #638 | hobo nickel | 262 |
| #61 | ice skate doll | 1 |
| #784 | jazz soap | 32 |
| #697 | joybuzzer | 40 |
| #11 | killer rag doll | 199 |
| #259 | left half of a heart necklace | 2 |
| #41 | lifeless meat doll | 2 |
| #147 | loathing eagle baby-doll shirt | 1 |
| #315 | long-stemmed rose | 5 |
| #45 | love song of disturbing obsession | 517 |
| #38 | love song of icy revenge | 519 |
| #35 | love song of naughty innuendo | 827 |
| #41 | love song of smoldering passion | 611 |
| #39 | love song of sugary cuteness | 594 |
| #48 | love song of vague ambiguity | 592 |
| #647 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 44 |
| #303 | miniature carton of clove cigarettes | 1 |
| #108 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #231 | mood ring | 51 |
| #224 | personal massager | 138 |
| #372 | personalized coffee mug | 168 |
| #639 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 36 |
| #714 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 39 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #708 | pork elf goodies sack | 8 |
| #485 | pretty bouquet | 2 |
| #61 | rag doll | 26 |
| #105 | roll of toilet paper | 1,067 |
| #52 | roller skate doll | 1 |
| #729 | rubber emo roe | 40 |
| #1705 | sandwich of the gods | 2 |
| #149 | smile-sharpening stone | 1 |
| #256 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 192 |
| #939 | strange shiny disc | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #397 | wad of cotton | 7 |
| #261 | white balloon | 25 |
| #627 | whoopie cushion | 49 |
| #386 | wind-up chattering teeth | 84 |
| #603 | x-ray specs | 29 |
| #910 | yellow snowcone | 31 |
| 🥇 | yield shield | 1 |