theLRM jr

RankItemQuantity
#38A Guide to Burning Leaves2
#62Alice's Army Foil Ninja1
#256Alice's Army Ninja1
#1458Amulet of Yendor1
#119Chester's Aquarius medallion1
#182Chester's bag of candy1
#83Chester's muscle shirt1
#90Chester's sunglasses1
🥇Coily™179
#25Dark Jill-of-All-Trades3
#241Eldritch snap1
#213Frosty's carrot1
#16Frosty's iceball1
#58Frosty's nailbat2
#215Frosty's old silk hat1
#121Frosty's snowball sack1
#86Golden Mr. Accessory1
#52Greatest American Pants1
#680Happy Birthday, Claude! cake1
#81Hodgman's cane1
#132Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times1
#125Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics1
#173Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin1
#164Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top1
#127Kevlar balloon1
#883Loudmouth Larry Lamprey1
#171Mr. Balloon1
#182Mylar balloon1
#217Ol' Scratch's ash can1
#128Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork1
#187Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat1
#51Operation Patriot Shield1
#187Oscus's dumpster waders1
#100Oscus's flypaper pants1
#194Oscus's pelt1
#283Raggedy Hippy doll1
#183Venus flytrap1
#204Wand of Oscus1
#182Zombo's grievous greaves1
#189Zombo's shield1
#105Zombo's shoulder blade1
#191Zombo's skullcap1
#129all-purpose flower1
#53angel-food cake1
#680anniversary balloon1
🥈anniversary balsa wood socks1
🥇anniversary burlap belt1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
🥈anniversary concrete fedora1
🥈anniversary pewter cape1
🥈anniversary safety glass vest1
🥈anniversary tiny latex mask1
#736antique 8-Bit Power magazine1
#126antique Canadian lantern1
#117antique accordion1
#167antique beer1
#375antique bottle of cough syrup1
#626antique bottle opener1
#887antique greaves1
#731antique hand mirror1
#899antique helmet1
#213antique machete1
#145antique nutcracker figurine1
#497antique packet of ketchup1
#535antique painting of a landscape1
#573antique pair of blue jeans1
#931antique record album1
#906antique shield1
#587antique souvenir drawing1
#949antique spear1
#57antique spyglass1
#11antique tacklebox1
#147apathetic lizardman doll1
#82baby chest mimic1
#183babycakes1
#1883bag of airline peanuts1
#49beach ball marble1
#673beer helmet1
#79beige clambroth marble1
#113big slimy cyst1
#93birthday party jellybean cheesecake1
#60bitter pill1
#873black candy heart1
#28black catseye marble1
#132black lotus1
#918black-and-blue light1
#40blessed rustproof +2 gray dragon scale mail1
#942blue plasma ball1
#125blue velvet cake1
#55book of facts2
#100bottle of sake13
#42bottle of sewage schnapps182
#75boxed Apriling band helmet1
#80boxed Mayam Calendar1
#2709brick1
#247brown crock marble1
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#155bumblebee marble1
🥇can of the cheapest beer448
#873casino pass1
#419cheap cigar butt1
#129cheap clip-on ninja tie1
#801cheap studded belt1
#109chocolate box1
#1795clown hammer1
#778cold ninja mask1
#95congratulatory cake1
#7corroded breeches1
#6corrosive cowl1
🥇crusty hula hoop1,657
#31cryptic puzzle box1
#664cymbal syrup1
#1025daisy1
#57deadly nightshade1
#1477defective skull1
#27depleted Grimacite ninja mask1
#41devil's-food cake1
#126eldritch alignment spray1
#40eldritch concentrate1
#72eldritch distillate1
#173eldritch dough1
#389eldritch effluvium1
#88eldritch elixir1
#70eldritch essence1
#91eldritch extract1
#12eldritch hammer1
#16eldritch hat1
#162eldritch ichor1
#90eldritch mushroom1
#62eldritch mushroom pizza1
#82eldritch oil1
#13eldritch pants1
#73eldritch rub1
#42eldritch scanner1
#17eldritch tincture1
#1180encoder ring1
#74exactly-three-shaped box1
#145exotic orchid1
#1773explosion-flavored chewing gum1
#1985fake fake vomit1
#1791fake hand1
🥇fat stacks of cash575,507
#819flavored foot massage oil1
#815foam dart1
#139frayed ninja rope1
#1093frigid ninja stars1
#78giant stuffed bugbear1
#82gilded lily1
#882green balloon1
#278green peawee marble1
#132hardened slime belt1
#149hardened slime hat1
#142hardened slime pants1
#1454heart-shaped balloon1
#245hobo nickel1,203
#73in-the-box spring shoes1
#71infant sandworm1
#63insane tophat1
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#1828jazz soap1
#123jet bennie marble1
#1882joybuzzer1
🥇lawn dart715
#174lemonade marble1
#178less-than-three-shaped box1
#590long-stemmed rose1
#130loose ninja carabiner1
#58lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter1
#1891magical ice cube with a fly in it1
#4magical pony: Uniquity2,592
#25magnetic field1
🥉malevolent medallion8
#128mime army camouflage kit1
#71mime army challenge coin1
#18mime army infiltration glove1
#22mime army insignia (cryonics)1
#25mime army insignia (espionage)1
#24mime army insignia (infantry)1
#25mime army insignia (intelligence)1
#26mime army insignia (morale)1
#17mime army insignia (psychological warfare)1
#38mime army insignia (pyrotechnics)1
#18mime army insignia (sanitation)1
#228mime army rations1
#70mime army shotglass1
#152mime army superserum1
#206mime army wine1
#56mini kiwi egg1
#69mini-zeppelin1
#120miniature coffin1
#730mood ring1
#689mugcake1
#139ninja eyeblack1
#132ninja fear powder1
#858ninja hot pants1
#629ninja mop1
#104ninja pirate zombie robot head1
#20ninjammies1
🥇old school flying disc772
#66packaged Everfull Dart Holster1
#363parasitic claw1
#228parasitic headgnawer1
#234parasitic strangleworm1
#191parasitic tentacles1
#739personal massager1
#1060personalized birthday cake1
#982personalized coffee mug1
#1882pet rock "Snooty" disguise1
#323plain brown wrapper1
#97pocket wish3
#501pog #05 (ninja snowman)1
#812potted cactus1
#489potted fern1
🥇puff of smoke100,000
#90rat head balloon1
#217red China marble1
#229red balloon1
🥇red wagon1,604
#25refrigerated biohazard container1
🥇rickety old unicycle336
#666ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon1
🥇rockin' wagon145,627
#1959rubber emo roe1
#61shavin' razor1
#31sinistral homunculus1
🥉sleeping patriotic eagle15
#196slimy alveolus1
#511slimy fermented bile bladder1
#463slimy sweetbreads1
#61small slimy cyst1
#7smiling rat69
#33solid asbestos box1
#23solid chrome box1
#31solid linoleum box1
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#61steely marble1
#799stick-on eyebrow piercing1
#1772stuffed Baron von Ratsworth16
#5209stuffed Cheshire bitten6
#410stuffed Hodgman1
#1544stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech33
#1630stuffed Meat20
#167stuffed Mob Penguin1
#1240stuffed angry cow41
#1197stuffed astral badger43
#1489stuffed baby gravy fairy35
#1465stuffed can of asparagus1
#1567stuffed cocoabo32
#702stuffed crazy bastard sword9
#1580stuffed dodecapede1
#1356stuffed flaming gravy fairy38
#1041stuffed frozen gravy fairy48
#954stuffed ghuol whelp1
#1495stuffed hand turkey35
#886stuffed martini8
#1634stuffed mind flayer32
#1949stuffed mink13
#1612stuffed monocle21
#83stuffed sabre-toothed lime1
#1540stuffed scary death orb34
#2038stuffed sleazy gravy fairy25
#1431stuffed snowy owl35
#1536stuffed spooky gravy fairy34
#247stuffed stab bat1
#1490stuffed stinky gravy fairy34
#1411stuffed teddy butler27
#1798stuffed tin of caviar16
#1090stuffed undead elbow macaroni46
#152stuffed yeti1
#777stuffed zmobie1
#525sweet ninja sword1
#501teeny-tiny ninja stars1
#148thought balloon1
#509three-tiered wedding cake1
#21tin cup1
#626tiny ninja sword1
#3939tiny plastic demoninja1
#3998tiny plastic ninja snowman1
#267tiny slimy cyst1
#392tulip1
#42unopened tiny stillsuit1
#729urinal cake1
#8villainous scythe1
#217wad of slimy rags1
#78weegee sqouija1
#903white balloon1
#1933whoopie cushion1
#2054wind-up chattering teeth1
#1454x-ray specs1
#2115yellow snowcone1

Wow, that's 831,864 items total!

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