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| 🥇 | Coily™ | 179 |
| #26 | Dark Jill-of-All-Trades | 3 |
| #241 | Eldritch snap | 1 |
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| #680 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
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| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
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| #171 | Mr. Balloon | 1 |
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| #216 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
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| #51 | Operation Patriot Shield | 1 |
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| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
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| #129 | all-purpose flower | 1 |
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| #678 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
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| #79 | beige clambroth marble | 1 |
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| #874 | black candy heart | 1 |
| #28 | black catseye marble | 1 |
| #132 | black lotus | 1 |
| #920 | black-and-blue light | 1 |
| #41 | blessed rustproof +2 gray dragon scale mail | 1 |
| #943 | blue plasma ball | 1 |
| #125 | blue velvet cake | 1 |
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| #100 | bottle of sake | 13 |
| #41 | bottle of sewage schnapps | 182 |
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| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
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| 🥇 | can of the cheapest beer | 448 |
| #873 | casino pass | 1 |
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| #128 | cheap clip-on ninja tie | 1 |
| #803 | cheap studded belt | 1 |
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| #1796 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #777 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
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| 🥇 | crusty hula hoop | 1,657 |
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| #1478 | defective skull | 1 |
| #27 | depleted Grimacite ninja mask | 1 |
| #41 | devil's-food cake | 1 |
| #126 | eldritch alignment spray | 1 |
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| #72 | eldritch distillate | 1 |
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| #388 | eldritch effluvium | 1 |
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| #150 | hardened slime hat | 1 |
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| #1455 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
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| #71 | infant sandworm | 1 |
| #63 | insane tophat | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
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| #1883 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| 🥇 | lawn dart | 715 |
| #174 | lemonade marble | 1 |
| #179 | less-than-three-shaped box | 1 |
| #590 | long-stemmed rose | 1 |
| #58 | lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter | 1 |
| #1892 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 1 |
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| #128 | mime army camouflage kit | 1 |
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| #25 | mime army insignia (espionage) | 1 |
| #24 | mime army insignia (infantry) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (intelligence) | 1 |
| #26 | mime army insignia (morale) | 1 |
| #17 | mime army insignia (psychological warfare) | 1 |
| #38 | mime army insignia (pyrotechnics) | 1 |
| #18 | mime army insignia (sanitation) | 1 |
| #227 | mime army rations | 1 |
| #70 | mime army shotglass | 1 |
| #152 | mime army superserum | 1 |
| #205 | mime army wine | 1 |
| #58 | mini kiwi egg | 1 |
| #69 | mini-zeppelin | 1 |
| #120 | miniature coffin | 1 |
| #729 | mood ring | 1 |
| #690 | mugcake | 1 |
| #105 | ninja carabiner | 1 |
| #138 | ninja eyeblack | 1 |
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| #858 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #628 | ninja mop | 1 |
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| #20 | ninjammies | 1 |
| 🥇 | old school flying disc | 772 |
| #67 | packaged Everfull Dart Holster | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
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| #189 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #739 | personal massager | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #983 | personalized coffee mug | 1 |
| #1883 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #323 | plain brown wrapper | 1 |
| #95 | pocket wish | 3 |
| #502 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 1 |
| #812 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| 🥇 | puff of smoke | 100,000 |
| #90 | rat head balloon | 1 |
| #217 | red China marble | 1 |
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| 🥇 | red wagon | 1,604 |
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| 🥇 | rickety old unicycle | 336 |
| #665 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 1 |
| 🥇 | rockin' wagon | 145,627 |
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| #33 | solid asbestos box | 1 |
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| #31 | solid linoleum box | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #61 | steely marble | 1 |
| #801 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 1 |
| #1771 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 16 |
| #5208 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 6 |
| #410 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
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| #1630 | stuffed Meat | 20 |
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| #1489 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 35 |
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| #1041 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 48 |
| #952 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
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| #884 | stuffed martini | 8 |
| #1634 | stuffed mind flayer | 32 |
| #1947 | stuffed mink | 13 |
| #1611 | stuffed monocle | 21 |
| #83 | stuffed sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #1538 | stuffed scary death orb | 34 |
| #2032 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 25 |
| #1428 | stuffed snowy owl | 35 |
| #1535 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 34 |
| #247 | stuffed stab bat | 1 |
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| #1409 | stuffed teddy butler | 27 |
| #1798 | stuffed tin of caviar | 16 |
| #1090 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 46 |
| #152 | stuffed yeti | 1 |
| #777 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #524 | sweet ninja sword | 1 |
| #500 | teeny-tiny ninja stars | 1 |
| #148 | thought balloon | 1 |
| #508 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| #20 | tin cup | 1 |
| #625 | tiny ninja sword | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
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| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #44 | unopened tiny stillsuit | 1 |
| #728 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #8 | villainous scythe | 1 |
| #217 | wad of slimy rags | 1 |
| #78 | weegee sqouija | 1 |
| #903 | white balloon | 1 |
| #1934 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #2054 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #1454 | x-ray specs | 1 |
| #2117 | yellow snowcone | 1 |