| #651 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #146 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #1479 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #53 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision | 2 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
| #21 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping | 5 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #30 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency | 3 |
| #63 | Crimbot battery | 41 |
| #2846 | Crimbuck | 5 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #172 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 1 |
| #174 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #533 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #515 | Kissin' Cousins | 2 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #94 | Libram of BRICKOs | 1 |
| #560 | Maxing, Relaxing | 2 |
| #26 | Mini-Crimbot crate | 4 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #143 | Really Expensive Jewelry and You | 1 |
| #1199 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 2 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #27 | Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise | 1 |
| #23 | Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot | 1 |
| #21 | Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #772 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 2 |
| #601 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #681 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #137 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #102 | The Snitch's Manifesto | 1 |
| #98 | The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants | 1 |
| #931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #699 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #733 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #622 | antique bottle opener | 1 |
| #928 | antique record album | 1 |
| #133 | banana | 60 |
| #26 | banana cream pie | 23 |
| #37 | banana smoothie | 30 |
| #687 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #920 | box of sunshine | 276 |
| #565 | bubbly potion | 10 |
| #937 | bunch of bananas | 1 |
| 🥉 | canopic jar | 28,655 |
| #2110 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #633 | cloudy potion | 8 |
| #961 | dark potion | 1 |
| #1051 | dusty Crimbo crate | 5 |
| #946 | effervescent potion | 1 |
| #270 | elven moonshine | 44 |
| #313 | epic wad | 1 |
| #1148 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 5 |
| #87 | fancy canapés | 5 |
| #1428 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #30 | fist turkey outline | 1 |
| #957 | fizzy potion | 1 |
| #130 | giant glass of brandy | 4 |
| #89 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 2 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| 🥇 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 478 |
| #689 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #1252 | jazz soap | 10 |
| #3059 | laser-broiled pear | 1 |
| #936 | milky potion | 1 |
| #911 | murky potion | 1 |
| #33 | mutant cactus bud | 1 |
| #33 | mutant gila monster egg | 1 |
| #41 | mutant rattlesnake egg | 1 |
| #75 | mysterious chest | 1 |
| #2035 | pretty flower | 1 |
| #54 | psycho sweater | 6 |
| #586 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #20 | rock lobster | 1 |
| #373 | smoky potion | 32 |
| #928 | swirly potion | 1 |
| #73 | thermos of brew | 6 |
| #613 | witch hat | 1 |