| #4297 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #4249 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1494 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #3359 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 2 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #7429 | badass belt | 1 |
| #1044 | disturbing fanfic | 30 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #837 | fat stacks of cash | 5 |
| #1640 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2535 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #4022 | handful of confetti | 3 |
| #3383 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #8936 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #8864 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8975 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8950 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8831 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #3202 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #8973 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #952 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #2981 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #1715 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4800 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #8804 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #3043 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #8881 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8893 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #2642 | stuffing | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #940 | useless powder | 53 |