| #651 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #227 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #435 | Argarggagarg's fang | 4 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #425 | Heimandatz's heart | 4 |
| #665 | Hodgman's blanket | 1 |
| #533 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #813 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #634 | Microplushie: Bropane | 9 |
| #509 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 5 |
| #434 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 9 |
| #583 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 9 |
| #576 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 13 |
| #431 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 2 |
| #343 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 16 |
| #572 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 15 |
| #444 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 13 |
| #555 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 11 |
| #719 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 10 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #383 | Tales of the Word Realms | 1 |
| #601 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #496 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 5 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #671 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 5 |
| #113 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 25 |
| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #699 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #2404 | Valentine | 1 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #294 | bag of bones | 6 |
| #1146 | banana | 1 |
| #338 | banana cream pie | 1 |
| #220 | banana daiquiri | 1 |
| #86 | banana milkshake | 1 |
| #654 | banana peel | 1 |
| #389 | banana smoothie | 1 |
| #208 | banana spritzer | 1 |
| #1020 | banana-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #687 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #1059 | box | 1 |
| #937 | bunch of bananas | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| 🥉 | crumbling rat skull | 2,261 |
| #226 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 3 |
| #537 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 12 |
| #377 | fancy canapés | 1 |
| #398 | giant glass of brandy | 1 |
| #226 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #264 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| 🥉 | groovy prism necklace | 33 |
| #602 | heart of the volcano | 11 |
| #170 | heart-shaped balloon | 100 |
| #689 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #433 | long-stemmed rose | 2 |
| #406 | monkey wrench | 2 |
| 🥉 | mother's little helper | 37,776 |
| #3706 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #111 | potted cactus | 300 |
| #622 | pretty bouquet | 1 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #596 | sandwich of the gods | 12 |
| #216 | sugar banana | 1 |
| #361 | thermos of brew | 1 |
| #613 | witch hat | 1 |