| #373 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 15 |
| #437 | Atomic Comic | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #732 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #1044 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #565 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #1447 | BGE shotglass | 1 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #957 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #582 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 2 |
| #480 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
| #508 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 2 |
| #467 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
| #475 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 2 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #845 | CRIMBCO scrip | 100 |
| #1644 | CRIMBCO wine | 2 |
| #1703 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 3 |
| #1190 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 4 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #822 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 5 |
| #919 | Crimbo candied pecan | 7 |
| #1123 | Crimbo fudge | 4 |
| #816 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 9 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #1798 | Crimbuck | 76 |
| #248 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #456 | Lars the Cyberian | 1 |
| #880 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #809 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #777 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #890 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #864 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #888 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #369 | Red Pill | 1 |
| #1050 | Schrödinger's thermos | 1 |
| #639 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 8 |
| #670 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 7 |
| #247 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier | 1 |
| #530 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 16 |
| #850 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 2 |
| 🥈 | Underworld acorn | 1 |
| 🥈 | a butt tuba | 14,750 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #436 | ammonite fossil | 10 |
| #737 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #401 | antique bottle opener | 2 |
| #535 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #573 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #933 | antique record album | 1 |
| #588 | antique souvenir drawing | 1 |
| #566 | belemnite fossil | 6 |
| #290 | chocolate cigar | 6 |
| #1753 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #259 | corrupted data | 65 |
| #14 | fancy black tie | 1 |
| #14 | fancy tophat | 1 |
| #16 | fancy tuxedo pants | 1 |
| #253 | fudge bunny | 2 |
| #45 | fudge cube | 8 |
| #244 | fudge lily | 25 |
| #259 | fudge spork | 1 |
| #67 | fudgecycle | 3 |
| #219 | fudgesicle | 1 |
| #396 | handful of numbers | 1 |
| #456 | intriguing puzzle box | 1 |
| #418 | obnoxious riddle | 1 |
| #1215 | paperclip | 1 |
| #213 | quantum taco | 117 |
| #136 | ridiculous sandwich | 11 |
| #278 | smoked potsherd | 1 |
| #258 | squirming egg sac | 51 |
| #518 | trilobite fossil | 7 |
| #420 | unstable DNA | 125 |