| #336 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #2230 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #413 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #1732 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1352 | Cloaca-Cola | 3 |
| #1153 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #695 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 2 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #281 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #454 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #436 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 2 |
| #1670 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2053 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #673 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 2 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #277 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #755 | Gummi-Gnauga | 1 |
| #680 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #1206 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 9 |
| #182 | Mylar balloon | 1 |
| #292 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #880 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #590 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #809 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #564 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #777 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #890 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #864 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #888 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #283 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #533 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 10 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1400 | Valentine | 8 |
| #273 | Valentine's Day cake | 2 |
| #183 | Venus flytrap | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #679 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #288 | arrow'd heart balloon | 2 |
| #1921 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #1312 | ball | 3 |
| #1103 | blood flower | 3 |
| #7455 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #574 | broken cellular phone | 2 |
| #579 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 11 |
| #110 | chef-skull-in-the-box | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #1853 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #211 | double daisy | 2 |
| #871 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #145 | exotic orchid | 1 |
| #281 | frozen Mob Penguin | 5 |
| #171 | ginormous pumpkin | 1 |
| #215 | gloomy mushroom wine | 3 |
| #1169 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #524 | green beer | 24 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #1454 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #179 | huge pumpkin | 1 |
| #154 | icy mushroom wine | 2 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #499 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #1412 | kite | 3 |
| #1425 | kneecapping stick | 3 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #570 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #912 | mafia aria | 16 |
| #686 | marionette | 2 |
| #275 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 2 |
| #690 | mugcake | 1 |
| #992 | mummy costume | 1 |
| #30 | orange traffic cone | 1 |
| #1352 | oyster basket | 2 |
| #1761 | pail | 1 |
| #877 | penguin skin | 11 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #397 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 2 |
| #754 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #620 | portable corkscrew | 11 |
| #812 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #1101 | pumpkinhead mask | 1 |
| #220 | questionable taco | 2 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #723 | scroll of pasta summoning | 11 |
| #713 | sock monkey | 3 |
| #1388 | spectral pickle | 1 |
| #1398 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #970 | spooky cosmetics bag | 2 |
| #1063 | spooky eyeliner | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1086 | spooky lipstick | 1 |
| #1173 | spooky mushroom | 11 |
| #147 | stinky mushroom wine | 2 |
| #1728 | string of blue beads | 4 |
| #1746 | string of green beads | 4 |
| #1715 | string of red beads | 4 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #905 | stuffed dodecapede | 2 |
| #1170 | stuffed doppelshifter | 8 |
| #955 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1041 | support cummerbund | 3 |
| #322 | tasket | 1 |
| #559 | teddy bear | 11 |
| #509 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #2040 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 4 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #2707 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #1653 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 5 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #265 | tisket | 1 |
| #1064 | top | 4 |
| #702 | toy soldier | 2 |
| #650 | toy train | 3 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #728 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #903 | white balloon | 1 |
| #1027 | wolfman mask | 1 |
| #485 | yo-yo | 63 |
| #1018 | zombie pineal gland | 4 |