| #419 | Crimbo salad | 3 |
| #299 | Crimbuck | 3,000 |
| #153 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #318 | bark rootbeer | 3 |
| #135 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 4 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #370 | bread line | 2 |
| #714 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #1063 | candy kneecapping stick | 3 |
| #1466 | candy knuckles | 2 |
| #365 | communal gobstopper | 2 |
| #411 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #1884 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 3 |
| #225 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #45 | hemp candy necklace | 8 |
| #977 | irradiated candy cane | 5 |
| #734 | jawbruiser | 4 |
| #627 | licorice garrote | 4 |
| #1187 | oozenog | 4 |
| #742 | powdered candy sushi set | 2 |
| #355 | red ale | 2 |
| #44 | reusable shopping bag | 1 |
| #171 | sweet mochi ball | 11 |
| #432 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 2 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddyâ„¢ | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #85 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #82 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |