| #774 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #651 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #330 | BRAINS shorts | 1 |
| #588 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 1 |
| #567 | Blood Light | 1 |
| #533 | Bone's Farm "wine" | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #146 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #474 | Ecto-Cooler | 1 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #172 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 1 |
| #13 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) | 1 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #533 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #355 | Mesmereyes™ contact lenses | 1 |
| #597 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 1 |
| #396 | Nightstalker perfume | 1 |
| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #8 | Oscus's neverending soda | 1 |
| #536 | Silver Bullet beer | 1 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #68 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #601 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #681 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #137 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #524 | The Cooler Out of Space | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #48 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #32 | The Necbromancer's Hat | 1 |
| #28 | The Necbromancer's Shorts | 1 |
| #38 | The Necbromancer's Stein | 1 |
| #14 | The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff | 1 |
| #301 | The Necbronomicon | 1 |
| #57 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #699 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #642 | bed of coals | 1 |
| #584 | bite-me-red lipstick | 1 |
| #570 | bowl of fishysoisse | 1 |
| #287 | chainsaw chain | 1 |
| #58 | chamoisole | 1 |
| #716 | comfy coffin | 1 |
| #570 | corncob pipe | 1 |
| #314 | cursed scrunchie | 1 |
| #615 | deadly lampshade | 1 |
| #366 | drum of pomade | 1 |
| #313 | epic wad | 1 |
| #741 | extra-greasy slider | 1 |
| #289 | extra-see-thru nightie | 1 |
| #313 | extremely skinny jeans | 1 |
| #634 | filth-encrusted futon | 1 |
| #497 | flamin' bindle | 1 |
| #578 | frayed rope belt | 1 |
| #460 | freezin' bindle | 1 |
| #561 | frigid air mattress | 1 |
| #173 | frozen banquet | 13 |
| #322 | funhouse mirror | 1 |
| #301 | ghost protocol | 1 |
| #380 | ghost trap | 1 |
| #493 | ghostly body paint | 1 |
| #427 | gift-a-pult | 1 |
| #134 | hardened slime belt | 1 |
| #150 | hardened slime hat | 1 |
| #1287 | hobo nickel | 1 |
| #693 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 1 |
| #581 | jar of squeeze | 1 |
| #897 | kumquartz | 1 |
| #84 | kumquartz ring | 1 |
| #937 | lewd playing card | 1 |
| #661 | licorice root | 1 |
| #990 | lollipop stick | 1 |
| #563 | lucky bottlecap | 1 |
| #521 | necrotizing body spray | 1 |
| #581 | panhandle panhandling hat | 1 |
| #892 | pearidot | 1 |
| #531 | press-on ribs | 1 |
| #58 | ridiculous belt | 1 |
| #146 | ridiculous cocktail | 11 |
| #72 | ridiculous earring | 1 |
| #136 | ridiculous sandwich | 11 |
| #65 | ridiculous sunglasses | 1 |
| #228 | silver shotgun shell | 1 |
| #512 | sleazy bindle | 1 |
| #230 | slimy fermented bile bladder | 50 |
| #226 | slimy sweetbreads | 50 |
| #370 | sorority brain | 1 |
| #672 | stained mattress | 1 |
| #917 | strawberyl | 1 |
| #77 | strawberyl necklace | 1 |
| #325 | throwing bone | 1 |
| #908 | tourmalime | 1 |
| #106 | tourmalime tourniquet | 1 |
| #600 | voodoo snuff | 1 |
| #485 | whisker pencil | 1 |