SpritFire

RankItemQuantity
#773'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign1
#650A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes1
#330BRAINS shorts1
#590Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler1
#568Blood Light1
#534Bone's Farm "wine"1
#1118CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)1
#1014CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)1
#34CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)1
#1055CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)1
#36CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)1
#1020CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)1
#33CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)1
#1009CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)1
#32CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)1
#175Chester's cutoffs1
#144Chorale of Companionship1
#477Ecto-Cooler1
#210Elron's Explosive Etude1
#170Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy1
#13Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded)1
#211Frosty's carrot1
#81Hodgman's cane1
#534Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration1
#356Mesmereyesâ„¢ contact lenses1
#597Mr. Joe's bangles1
#398Nightstalker perfume1
#196Ol' Scratch's ol' britches1
#187Oscus's dumpster waders1
#8Oscus's neverending soda1
#538Silver Bullet beer1
#947Summer Nights1
#951Tales of a Kansas Toymaker1
#69Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)1
#600The Art of Slapfighting1
#21The Art of Slapfighting (used)1
#683The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones1
#136The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder1
#524The Cooler Out of Space1
#967The Joy of Wassailing1
#49The Joy of Wassailing (used)1
#33The Necbromancer's Hat1
#28The Necbromancer's Shorts1
#38The Necbromancer's Stein1
#14The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff1
#302The Necbronomicon1
#58The Necbronomicon (used)1
#701Uncle Romulus1
#205Wand of Oscus1
#181Zombo's grievous greaves1
#187Zombo's shield1
#85Zombo's skull ring1
#191Zombo's skullcap1
#917Zu Mannkäse Dienen1
🥈anniversary balsa wood socks1
🥇anniversary burlap belt1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
🥈anniversary concrete fedora1
🥈anniversary pewter cape1
🥈anniversary safety glass vest1
🥈anniversary tiny latex mask1
#643bed of coals1
#585bite-me-red lipstick1
#570bowl of fishysoisse1
#289chainsaw chain1
#56chamoisole1
#716comfy coffin1
#568corncob pipe1
#314cursed scrunchie1
#615deadly lampshade1
#367drum of pomade1
#314epic wad1
#745extra-greasy slider1
#289extra-see-thru nightie1
#314extremely skinny jeans1
#634filth-encrusted futon1
#498flamin' bindle1
#578frayed rope belt1
#459freezin' bindle1
#562frigid air mattress1
#173frozen banquet13
#324funhouse mirror1
#302ghost protocol1
#380ghost trap1
#494ghostly body paint1
#427gift-a-pult1
#134hardened slime belt1
#150hardened slime hat1
#1292hobo nickel1
#699jar of fermented pickle juice1
#581jar of squeeze1
#897kumquartz1
#84kumquartz ring1
#938lewd playing card1
#662licorice root1
#989lollipop stick1
#563lucky bottlecap1
#520necrotizing body spray1
#583panhandle panhandling hat1
#892pearidot1
#532press-on ribs1
#58ridiculous belt1
#147ridiculous cocktail11
#72ridiculous earring1
#136ridiculous sandwich11
#65ridiculous sunglasses1
#228silver shotgun shell1
#511sleazy bindle1
#231slimy fermented bile bladder50
#226slimy sweetbreads50
#371sorority brain1
#672stained mattress1
#918strawberyl1
#77strawberyl necklace1
#326throwing bone1
#909tourmalime1
#106tourmalime tourniquet1
#600voodoo snuff1
#486whisker pencil1

Wow, that's 249 items total!

what items are this player missing?