| #773 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #650 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #330 | BRAINS shorts | 1 |
| #590 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 1 |
| #568 | Blood Light | 1 |
| #534 | Bone's Farm "wine" | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #34 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #1019 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #1008 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #175 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #145 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #477 | Ecto-Cooler | 1 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #170 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 1 |
| #13 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) | 1 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #534 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #356 | Mesmereyesâ„¢ contact lenses | 1 |
| #597 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 1 |
| #398 | Nightstalker perfume | 1 |
| #196 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #8 | Oscus's neverending soda | 1 |
| #538 | Silver Bullet beer | 1 |
| #947 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #69 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #600 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #683 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #136 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #524 | The Cooler Out of Space | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #49 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #33 | The Necbromancer's Hat | 1 |
| #28 | The Necbromancer's Shorts | 1 |
| #38 | The Necbromancer's Stein | 1 |
| #14 | The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff | 1 |
| #302 | The Necbronomicon | 1 |
| #58 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #701 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #205 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #181 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #187 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #191 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #643 | bed of coals | 1 |
| #585 | bite-me-red lipstick | 1 |
| #570 | bowl of fishysoisse | 1 |
| #289 | chainsaw chain | 1 |
| #56 | chamoisole | 1 |
| #716 | comfy coffin | 1 |
| #568 | corncob pipe | 1 |
| #314 | cursed scrunchie | 1 |
| #615 | deadly lampshade | 1 |
| #367 | drum of pomade | 1 |
| #314 | epic wad | 1 |
| #746 | extra-greasy slider | 1 |
| #289 | extra-see-thru nightie | 1 |
| #314 | extremely skinny jeans | 1 |
| #634 | filth-encrusted futon | 1 |
| #498 | flamin' bindle | 1 |
| #578 | frayed rope belt | 1 |
| #459 | freezin' bindle | 1 |
| #562 | frigid air mattress | 1 |
| #173 | frozen banquet | 13 |
| #324 | funhouse mirror | 1 |
| #302 | ghost protocol | 1 |
| #380 | ghost trap | 1 |
| #494 | ghostly body paint | 1 |
| #427 | gift-a-pult | 1 |
| #134 | hardened slime belt | 1 |
| #150 | hardened slime hat | 1 |
| #1291 | hobo nickel | 1 |
| #699 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 1 |
| #581 | jar of squeeze | 1 |
| #897 | kumquartz | 1 |
| #84 | kumquartz ring | 1 |
| #938 | lewd playing card | 1 |
| #661 | licorice root | 1 |
| #989 | lollipop stick | 1 |
| #563 | lucky bottlecap | 1 |
| #520 | necrotizing body spray | 1 |
| #583 | panhandle panhandling hat | 1 |
| #892 | pearidot | 1 |
| #532 | press-on ribs | 1 |
| #58 | ridiculous belt | 1 |
| #147 | ridiculous cocktail | 11 |
| #72 | ridiculous earring | 1 |
| #136 | ridiculous sandwich | 11 |
| #65 | ridiculous sunglasses | 1 |
| #228 | silver shotgun shell | 1 |
| #511 | sleazy bindle | 1 |
| #231 | slimy fermented bile bladder | 50 |
| #226 | slimy sweetbreads | 50 |
| #371 | sorority brain | 1 |
| #672 | stained mattress | 1 |
| #918 | strawberyl | 1 |
| #77 | strawberyl necklace | 1 |
| #326 | throwing bone | 1 |
| #909 | tourmalime | 1 |
| #106 | tourmalime tourniquet | 1 |
| #600 | voodoo snuff | 1 |
| #486 | whisker pencil | 1 |