| #414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #70 | BRICKO hat | 1 |
| #64 | BRICKO pants | 1 |
| #62 | BRICKO sword | 1 |
| #1369 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2697 | Crimbuck | 8 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #1441 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #24 | Hodgman's almanac | 2 |
| #48 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 2 |
| #145 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| #228 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #1270 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #232 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #260 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #249 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #183 | Venus flytrap | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #237 | baggie of powdered sugar | 105 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #690 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #38 | bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban | 2 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #31 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #2324 | duct tape | 1 |
| #55 | dwarvish war helmet | 1 |
| #46 | dwarvish war kilt | 1 |
| #48 | dwarvish war mattock | 1 |
| #145 | exotic orchid | 1 |
| #195 | fake plastic grass | 10 |
| #3221 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #82 | gilded lily | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #590 | long-stemmed rose | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #7 | stuffed Hodgman | 33 |