| #3368 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #4 | Clan VIP Lounge key | 1 |
| #1368 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #3017 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 3 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #260 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #62 | Staff of Blood and Pudding | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grand Flambé | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grease Trap | 1 |
| #85 | Staff of the Greasefire | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #66 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 1 |
| #49 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #250 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #137 | aerated diving helmet | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #5461 | badass belt | 4 |
| #1014 | bit of clingfilm | 3 |
| #3305 | bottle of goofballs | 4 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #31 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #123 | das boot | 1 |
| #1578 | duct tape | 7 |
| #4232 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #340 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 120 |
| #1639 | facsimile dictionary | 2 |
| #486 | figurine of a cold seal | 10 |
| #15 | figurine of a slippery seal | 132 |
| #420 | filthy lucre | 92 |
| #4736 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #3897 | grue egg | 3 |
| #3716 | handful of confetti | 4 |
| #2263 | obsidian dagger | 4 |
| #439 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 2 |
| #375 | radium-flavored potato chips | 120 |
| #16 | scintillating powder | 7 |
| #2774 | spectre scepter | 4 |
| #35 | sushi-rolling mat | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #372 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 105 |