| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #837 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1702 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #738 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2551 | Crimbuck | 10 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #13 | Dungeon Fist gauntlet | 1 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #774 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #784 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #723 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #720 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #813 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #775 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #5 | Meteoid ice beam | 1 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #10 | Space Trip safety headphones | 1 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #77 | Staff of the Teapot Tempest | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #912 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #138 | aerated diving helmet | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #5 | archaeologing shovel | 12 |
| #519 | bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #925 | bath ball gift set | 4 |
| #745 | bottle of goofballs | 34 |
| #2576 | box of sunshine | 40 |
| #626 | burst hellseal brain | 4 |
| #997 | cheap toaster | 2 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #112 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #41 | cursed eyepatch | 1 |
| #123 | das boot | 1 |
| 🥇 | detour shield | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #552 | empty agua de vida bottle | 248 |
| 🥈 | fossilized necklace | 1 |
| #24 | fustulent seal grulch | 28 |
| #3214 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #14 | googly-ball hat | 1 |
| #6 | googly-heart hat | 1 |
| #11 | googly-star hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | hobo code binder | 1 |
| #426 | hobo nickel | 597 |
| #27 | hyperinflated seal lung | 30 |
| #384 | incense bath ball | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #620 | motivational poster | 6 |
| #41 | overcharged El Vibrato power sphere | 1 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #998 | pink clay bead | 1 |
| #32 | pressurized potion of pneumaticity | 1 |
| #47 | propeller beanie | 1 |
| #36 | puzzling ribbon | 1 |
| #838 | red class ring | 4 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| 🥇 | rxr shield | 1 |
| #578 | shredded hellseal hide | 4 |
| #6 | sinister demon mask | 1 |
| 🥉 | slippery when wet shield | 1 |
| #916 | slow jam collection | 3 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| #563 | spectre scepter | 58 |
| 🥈 | speed limit shield | 1 |
| 🥇 | stop shield | 1 |
| #101 | sugar shank | 1 |
| #119 | sugar shirt | 1 |
| #44 | sugar shorts | 20 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #40 | tempura air | 1 |
| #600 | torn hellseal sinew | 3 |
| #21 | turtle pheromones | 1,006 |
| #1342 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #1531 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #602 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 15 |
| #187 | wad of cotton | 16 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| 🥇 | yield shield | 1 |