| #117 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #182 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #90 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #1732 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1154 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #587 | Crimbo pie | 2 |
| #350 | Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #1900 | Crimbuck | 56 |
| #1670 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2053 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #858 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #697 | Frosty's frosty mug | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #669 | Hodgman's blanket | 1 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #173 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #129 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
| #64 | Hodgman's lucky sock | 1 |
| #144 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| #2244 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #128 | New Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #8 | Oscus's neverending soda | 1 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #191 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #3681 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #290 | antique bottle opener | 3 |
| #1167 | battered Crimbo Crate | 4 |
| #1065 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #3305 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #696 | broken cellular phone | 1 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #470 | candy kneecapping stick | 5 |
| #1852 | candy knuckles | 1 |
| #508 | cement sandals | 2 |
| #88 | charged magnet | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #25 | depleted Grimacite astrolabe | 1 |
| #46 | depleted Grimacite hammer | 1 |
| #507 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #27 | depleted Grimacite ninja mask | 1 |
| #22 | depleted Grimacite shinguards | 1 |
| #31 | depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt | 1 |
| #1217 | dusty Crimbo crate | 3 |
| #1117 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 1 |
| #14 | fancy black tie | 1 |
| #1535 | fancy chocolate car | 6 |
| #14 | fancy tophat | 1 |
| #16 | fancy tuxedo pants | 1 |
| #1427 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #248 | frozen Mob Penguin | 6 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #307 | gingerbread house | 2 |
| #148 | hardened slime hat | 1 |
| #1061 | iron pasta spoon | 2 |
| #2793 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #97 | leftover Crimbo rations | 2 |
| #975 | licorice garrote | 3 |
| #1456 | mafia aria | 5 |
| #108 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #107 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #3705 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #1127 | penguin skin | 3 |
| #168 | pile of loose snow | 1 |
| #367 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #1301 | scroll of pasta summoning | 2 |
| #213 | slime-soaked brain | 1 |
| #201 | slime-soaked hypophysis | 1 |
| #330 | string of Crimbo lights | 2 |
| #943 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 11 |
| #227 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 3 |
| #207 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 3 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #290 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 2 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #2948 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #1038 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |