| #932 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 3 |
| #52 | Chester's cutoffs | 2 |
| #184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #81 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #64 | Frosty's carrot | 2 |
| #195 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #118 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #130 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
| #98 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #346 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 2 |
| #215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #127 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #122 | Schrödinger's thermos | 265 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #239 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 9 |
| #116 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 13 |
| #129 | antique bottle opener | 8 |
| #458 | antique record album | 5 |
| #1038 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 8 |
| #2358 | candied yams | 2 |
| #339 | colorful plastic ball | 72 |
| #4 | crystal skeleton vodka | 150 |
| #2014 | elven cellocello | 2 |
| #1505 | elven suicide capsule | 11 |
| #1698 | fancy chocolate car | 4 |
| #1135 | herbal stuffing | 6 |
| #1879 | herringcello | 1 |
| #1422 | licorice garrote | 2 |
| #1404 | passable elf mask | 3 |
| #1669 | penguin focaccia bread | 6 |
| #178 | phish stick | 6 |
| #243 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 3 |
| #904 | roasted marshmallow | 14 |
| #61 | skulldozer egg | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #1237 | tofurkey gravy | 6 |
| #1611 | tofurkey leg | 4 |
| #318 | twinkly wad | 600 |