| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #227 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #95 | Aggressive Carrot | 1 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #1448 | BGE shotglass | 1 |
| #336 | BRICKO brick | 61 |
| #46 | BRICKO elephant | 1 |
| #223 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #342 | Boozehounds Anonymous token | 1 |
| #75 | Bowlet | 1 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #751 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| #363 | Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis | 1 |
| #462 | Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis | 1 |
| #24 | Drip harness | 1 |
| #652 | Elf Farm Raffle ticket | 1 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #118 | Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium | 1 |
| #81 | Fog Murderer | 1 |
| #700 | Frosty's frosty mug | 1 |
| #276 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #678 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #121 | Holiday Fun! | 1 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #366 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 1 |
| #470 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #921 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #62 | Staff of Blood and Pudding | 1 |
| #85 | Staff of the Greasefire | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron | 1 |
| #68 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #1280 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #750 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 1 |
| #127 | accord ion | 1 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #1064 | anticheese | 1 |
| #2445 | baconstone | 1 |
| #101 | barrel-aged martini | 1 |
| #1661 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #282 | beanbag chair | 1 |
| #642 | bed of coals | 1 |
| #50 | beefy pill | 1 |
| #131 | beer-battered accordion | 1 |
| #609 | black pension check | 1 |
| #3304 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #954 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #2703 | brick | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #187 | can of Ghuol-B-Gone™ | 3 |
| #47 | can of franks 'n' beans | 5 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #234 | chef-in-the-box | 1 |
| #715 | chocolate filthy lucre | 1 |
| #1749 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #747 | clockwork key | 1 |
| #134 | clockwork maid | 1 |
| #374 | cold wad | 1 |
| #624 | colorful plastic ball | 2 |
| #432 | cream pie | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #505 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #28 | depleted Grimacite ninja mask | 1 |
| #763 | drum machine | 1 |
| #264 | dry martini | 1 |
| #652 | dry noodles | 40 |
| #210 | dry vodka martini | 1 |
| #425 | dwarvish magazine | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #502 | effluvious emerald | 1 |
| #1040 | elven limbos gingerbread | 9 |
| #2077 | elven cellocello | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #620 | flange | 1 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #599 | gator skin | 1 |
| #549 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #45 | glob of undifferentiated tissue | 1 |
| #197 | glowing fungus | 1 |
| #736 | gnauga hide | 1 |
| #76 | golden gun | 1 |
| #981 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #152 | headless sparrow | 1 |
| #460 | hot wad | 1 |
| #245 | huge bowl of candy | 1 |
| #689 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #2795 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #136 | lump of Brituminous coal | 1 |
| #1208 | magical ice cubes | 1 |
| #153 | mangled squirrel | 1 |
| #75 | metal meteoroid | 6 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #1682 | passable elf mask | 1 |
| #2030 | phish stick | 1 |
| #154 | poppy | 1 |
| #391 | potion of temporary gr8ness | 1 |
| #144 | rat carcass | 1 |
| #138 | recording of Donho's Bubbly Ballad | 1 |
| #2271 | roll of toilet paper | 1 |
| #143 | rusty metal key | 1 |
| #1179 | scroll of drastic healing | 3 |
| #944 | skeleton key | 1 |
| #49 | ski resort souvenir crate | 1 |
| #356 | sleaze wad | 1 |
| #399 | spooky wad | 1 |
| #918 | star chart | 1 |
| #483 | steamy ruby | 1 |
| #446 | stench wad | 1 |
| #939 | strange shiny disc | 1 |
| #165 | stuffed bandersnatch | 1 |
| #401 | tawdry amethyst | 1 |
| #296 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| #420 | tin magnolia | 1 |
| #1490 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 3 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #318 | tomb ratchet | 1 |
| #1078 | twinkly wad | 1 |
| #2019 | unstable DNA | 5 |
| #1547 | useless powder | 7 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #73 | worst candy | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |