| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #225 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #96 | Aggressive Carrot | 1 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #1446 | BGE shotglass | 1 |
| #337 | BRICKO brick | 61 |
| #47 | BRICKO elephant | 1 |
| #222 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #883 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #343 | Boozehounds Anonymous token | 1 |
| #74 | Bowlet | 1 |
| #1501 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #752 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| #363 | Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis | 1 |
| #463 | Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis | 1 |
| #24 | Drip harness | 1 |
| #654 | Elf Farm Raffle ticket | 1 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #119 | Familiar-Groā¢ Terrarium | 1 |
| #82 | Fog Murderer | 1 |
| #698 | Frosty's frosty mug | 1 |
| #277 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #680 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #121 | Holiday Fun! | 1 |
| #851 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #368 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 1 |
| #471 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #922 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #62 | Staff of Blood and Pudding | 1 |
| #85 | Staff of the Greasefire | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron | 1 |
| #69 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #1300 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #792 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 1 |
| #131 | accord ion | 1 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| š„ | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| š„ | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| š„ | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| š„ | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #1061 | anticheese | 1 |
| #2450 | baconstone | 1 |
| #101 | barrel-aged martini | 1 |
| #1660 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #282 | beanbag chair | 1 |
| #643 | bed of coals | 1 |
| #50 | beefy pill | 1 |
| #132 | beer-battered accordion | 1 |
| #611 | black pension check | 1 |
| #3303 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #954 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #2708 | brick | 1 |
| š„ | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #228 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #186 | can of Ghuol-B-Goneā¢ | 3 |
| #47 | can of franks 'n' beans | 5 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #235 | chef-in-the-box | 1 |
| #714 | chocolate filthy lucre | 1 |
| #1753 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #747 | clockwork key | 1 |
| #134 | clockwork maid | 1 |
| #374 | cold wad | 1 |
| #624 | colorful plastic ball | 2 |
| #433 | cream pie | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #507 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #27 | depleted Grimacite ninja mask | 1 |
| #763 | drum machine | 1 |
| #266 | dry martini | 1 |
| #656 | dry noodles | 40 |
| #213 | dry vodka martini | 1 |
| #425 | dwarvish magazine | 1 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #503 | effluvious emerald | 1 |
| #1039 | elven limbos gingerbread | 9 |
| #2080 | elven cellocello | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #619 | flange | 1 |
| #4737 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #600 | gator skin | 1 |
| #551 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #45 | glob of undifferentiated tissue | 1 |
| #198 | glowing fungus | 1 |
| #736 | gnauga hide | 1 |
| #76 | golden gun | 1 |
| #984 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #154 | headless sparrow | 1 |
| #460 | hot wad | 1 |
| #247 | huge bowl of candy | 1 |
| #691 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #2793 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #137 | lump of Brituminous coal | 1 |
| #1219 | magical ice cubes | 1 |
| #153 | mangled squirrel | 1 |
| #75 | metal meteoroid | 6 |
| #228 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #189 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #1682 | passable elf mask | 1 |
| #2032 | phish stick | 1 |
| #154 | poppy | 1 |
| #389 | potion of temporary gr8ness | 1 |
| #145 | rat carcass | 1 |
| #137 | recording of Donho's Bubbly Ballad | 1 |
| #2273 | roll of toilet paper | 1 |
| #143 | rusty metal key | 1 |
| #1179 | scroll of drastic healing | 3 |
| #942 | skeleton key | 1 |
| #49 | ski resort souvenir crate | 1 |
| #356 | sleaze wad | 1 |
| #399 | spooky wad | 1 |
| #919 | star chart | 1 |
| #482 | steamy ruby | 1 |
| #446 | stench wad | 1 |
| #939 | strange shiny disc | 1 |
| #165 | stuffed bandersnatch | 1 |
| #401 | tawdry amethyst | 1 |
| #295 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| #421 | tin magnolia | 1 |
| #1492 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 3 |
| #1129 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #319 | tomb ratchet | 1 |
| #1078 | twinkly wad | 1 |
| #2017 | unstable DNA | 5 |
| #1547 | useless powder | 7 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #74 | worst candy | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |