| #773 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #173 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 39 |
| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #773 | Black No. 2 | 1 |
| #748 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 1 |
| #342 | Boozehounds Anonymous token | 1 |
| #128 | Game Grid ticket | 70 |
| #1049 | Go-Wassail | 1 |
| #1867 | Imp Ale | 1 |
| #6 | Junior Adventurer's merit badge | 1 |
| #706 | Mad Train wine | 88 |
| #261 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| #530 | McMillicancuddy's Special Lager | 1 |
| #111 | Oreille Divisée brandy | 1 |
| #942 | Ram's Face Lager | 1 |
| #6 | STYX deodorant body spray | 1 |
| #564 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 44 |
| #228 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #737 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #716 | antique record album | 2 |
| #588 | antique souvenir drawing | 1 |
| #265 | backwoods screwdriver | 1 |
| #1035 | bloody beer | 1 |
| #621 | bloody mary | 1 |
| #392 | bottle of Calcutta Emerald | 1 |
| #378 | bottle of Definit | 1 |
| #413 | bottle of Domesticated Turkey | 1 |
| #58 | bottle of Goldschnöckered | 1 |
| #386 | bottle of Jorge Sinsonte | 1 |
| #400 | bottle of Lieutenant Freeman | 1 |
| #334 | bottle of Ooze-O | 1 |
| #697 | bottle of alcohol | 1 |
| #513 | bottle of cooking sherry | 1 |
| #1329 | bottle of gin | 1 |
| #679 | bottle of popskull | 1 |
| #1584 | bottle of rum | 1 |
| #344 | bottle of sake | 1 |
| #663 | bottle of sewage schnapps | 1 |
| #1075 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #1367 | bottle of tequila | 1 |
| #1505 | bottle of whiskey | 1 |
| #250 | bubbly potion | 62 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #249 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1325 | can of Binarrrca | 4 |
| #485 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 6 |
| #1199 | canteen of wine | 10 |
| #424 | cocktail napkin | 5 |
| #748 | coconut shell | 15 |
| #1822 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #1818 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #523 | cruelty-free wine | 1 |
| #459 | cup of primitive beer | 1 |
| #318 | dark potion | 42 |
| #1607 | dollhive | 1 |
| #77 | dream of a dog | 1 |
| #1041 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 1 |
| #1062 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 1 |
| #1030 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 1 |
| #1030 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 1 |
| #1015 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 1 |
| #2833 | eggnog | 1 |
| #1586 | elven moonshine | 1 |
| #510 | extra-spicy bloody mary | 1 |
| 🥈 | festive warbear bank | 1 |
| #880 | fine wine | 1 |
| #280 | fizzy potion | 53 |
| #136 | giant green gummi bear | 1 |
| #132 | giant yellow gummi bear | 1 |
| #634 | gingerbread robot | 2 |
| #241 | green drunki-bear | 1 |
| #510 | green gummi ingot | 43 |
| #549 | grog | 1 |
| #3716 | handful of confetti | 4 |
| #1763 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1 |
| #1602 | ice-cold Willer | 1 |
| #1093 | ice-cold six-pack | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1066 | jerky coins | 1 |
| #480 | margarita | 1 |
| #666 | martini | 1 |
| #500 | meat stack | 40 |
| #479 | melted Jell-o shot | 1 |
| #144 | missing wine | 1 |
| #300 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 4 |
| #2436 | oozenog | 1 |
| #528 | papaya sling | 1 |
| #181 | pebblebräu | 1 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #248 | petit 4.1 | 4 |
| #332 | phish stick | 3 |
| #240 | plastic cup of beer | 8 |
| #1404 | really dense meat stack | 2 |
| #222 | red drunki-bear | 1 |
| #500 | red gummi ingot | 43 |
| #515 | redrum | 1 |
| #182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
| #647 | rum and cola | 1 |
| #589 | screwdriver | 1 |
| #71 | silver keg | 1 |
| #238 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #438 | tequila sunrise | 1 |
| #349 | tequila with training wheels | 1 |
| #6 | tin rations | 3 |
| #24 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 245 |
| #4498 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8 | trusty torch | 1 |
| #601 | warbear whosit | 7 |
| #630 | whiskey sour | 1 |
| #140 | white-label gin | 1 |
| #229 | yellow drunki-bear | 1 |
| #509 | yellow gummi ingot | 42 |