| #774 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #173 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 39 |
| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #774 | Black No. 2 | 1 |
| #748 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 1 |
| #342 | Boozehounds Anonymous token | 1 |
| #127 | Game Grid ticket | 70 |
| #1046 | Go-Wassail | 1 |
| #1867 | Imp Ale | 1 |
| #6 | Junior Adventurer's merit badge | 1 |
| #703 | Mad Train wine | 88 |
| #261 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| #528 | McMillicancuddy's Special Lager | 1 |
| #111 | Oreille Divisée brandy | 1 |
| #938 | Ram's Face Lager | 1 |
| #6 | STYX deodorant body spray | 1 |
| #564 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 44 |
| #226 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #734 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #714 | antique record album | 2 |
| #586 | antique souvenir drawing | 1 |
| #265 | backwoods screwdriver | 1 |
| #1032 | bloody beer | 1 |
| #620 | bloody mary | 1 |
| #392 | bottle of Calcutta Emerald | 1 |
| #378 | bottle of Definit | 1 |
| #414 | bottle of Domesticated Turkey | 1 |
| #58 | bottle of Goldschnöckered | 1 |
| #385 | bottle of Jorge Sinsonte | 1 |
| #399 | bottle of Lieutenant Freeman | 1 |
| #335 | bottle of Ooze-O | 1 |
| #698 | bottle of alcohol | 1 |
| #513 | bottle of cooking sherry | 1 |
| #1327 | bottle of gin | 1 |
| #680 | bottle of popskull | 1 |
| #1585 | bottle of rum | 1 |
| #340 | bottle of sake | 1 |
| #663 | bottle of sewage schnapps | 1 |
| #1066 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #1370 | bottle of tequila | 1 |
| #1505 | bottle of whiskey | 1 |
| #249 | bubbly potion | 62 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #247 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1325 | can of Binarrrca | 4 |
| #484 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 6 |
| #1200 | canteen of wine | 10 |
| #424 | cocktail napkin | 5 |
| #737 | coconut shell | 15 |
| #1819 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #1816 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #521 | cruelty-free wine | 1 |
| #457 | cup of primitive beer | 1 |
| #318 | dark potion | 42 |
| #1607 | dollhive | 1 |
| #76 | dream of a dog | 1 |
| #1040 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 1 |
| #1062 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 1 |
| #1029 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 1 |
| #1031 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 1 |
| #1014 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 1 |
| #2835 | eggnog | 1 |
| #1587 | elven moonshine | 1 |
| #508 | extra-spicy bloody mary | 1 |
| 🥈 | festive warbear bank | 1 |
| #880 | fine wine | 1 |
| #279 | fizzy potion | 53 |
| #135 | giant green gummi bear | 1 |
| #130 | giant yellow gummi bear | 1 |
| #636 | gingerbread robot | 2 |
| #242 | green drunki-bear | 1 |
| #507 | green gummi ingot | 43 |
| #547 | grog | 1 |
| #3708 | handful of confetti | 4 |
| #1764 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1 |
| #1604 | ice-cold Willer | 1 |
| #1092 | ice-cold six-pack | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1066 | jerky coins | 1 |
| #479 | margarita | 1 |
| #665 | martini | 1 |
| #502 | meat stack | 40 |
| #478 | melted Jell-o shot | 1 |
| #143 | missing wine | 1 |
| #299 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 4 |
| #2437 | oozenog | 1 |
| #528 | papaya sling | 1 |
| #177 | pebblebräu | 1 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #248 | petit 4.1 | 4 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #234 | plastic cup of beer | 8 |
| #1402 | really dense meat stack | 2 |
| #224 | red drunki-bear | 1 |
| #499 | red gummi ingot | 43 |
| #513 | redrum | 1 |
| #182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
| #642 | rum and cola | 1 |
| #588 | screwdriver | 1 |
| #71 | silver keg | 1 |
| #237 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #436 | tequila sunrise | 1 |
| #347 | tequila with training wheels | 1 |
| #6 | tin rations | 3 |
| #24 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 245 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8 | trusty torch | 1 |
| #604 | warbear whosit | 7 |
| #631 | whiskey sour | 1 |
| #140 | white-label gin | 1 |
| #228 | yellow drunki-bear | 1 |
| #507 | yellow gummi ingot | 42 |