| #1274 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 9 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2771 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #315 | Cloaca grenade | 56 |
| #159 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 23 |
| #1059 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #81 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 46 |
| #768 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 3 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #1843 | Crown of the Goblin King | 10 |
| #436 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 2 |
| #186 | Dyspepsi grenade | 73 |
| #616 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 4 |
| #626 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 4 |
| #100 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 39 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #2247 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #61 | Time Juice | 8 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #897 | awful poetry journal | 42 |
| #3771 | badass belt | 10 |
| #505 | ball | 12 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2109 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1650 | blood flower | 1 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2409 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2375 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2622 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2969 | candy cane | 5 |
| #26 | comfy blanket | 1 |
| #243 | doll house | 23 |
| #200 | duck-on-a-string | 11 |
| #1641 | easter egg balloon | 14 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #618 | eye of newt | 8 |
| #1830 | fancy chocolate | 2 |
| #2008 | felt | 2 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #454 | giant discarded plastic fork | 22 |
| #1725 | giant pinky ring | 4 |
| #77 | giant stuffed bugbear | 1 |
| #2821 | gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #1098 | googly eye | 10 |
| #375 | goth kid t-shirt | 11 |
| #1292 | grue egg | 20 |
| #149 | kite | 53 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1169 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #1135 | loaded serum blowgun | 3 |
| #565 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #382 | mafia aria | 63 |
| #686 | marionette | 2 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #536 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 7 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2385 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2533 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1886 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #593 | pet rock | 13 |
| #160 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 5 |
| #751 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #2032 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #220 | questionable taco | 2 |
| #866 | rag doll | 2 |
| #1513 | red paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2538 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #981 | salamander spleen | 1 |
| #227 | severed rocking horse head | 2 |
| #1338 | shiny ring | 13 |
| #1094 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #197 | sock monkey | 13 |
| #1397 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #1368 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #992 | squashed frog | 2 |
| #525 | stuffed doppelshifter | 25 |
| #2121 | stuffing | 2 |
| #1042 | support cummerbund | 3 |
| #316 | teddy bear | 22 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #764 | top | 6 |
| #109 | toy soldier | 13 |
| #247 | toy train | 9 |
| #1625 | toy wheel | 2 |
| #524 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #1220 | wooden block | 1 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1177 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2817 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #247 | yo-yo | 124 |
| #214 | zombie pineal gland | 20 |