| #1277 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 9 |
| #1673 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #317 | Cloaca grenade | 56 |
| #160 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 23 |
| #1061 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #80 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 46 |
| #771 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 3 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #1851 | Crown of the Goblin King | 10 |
| #436 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 2 |
| #186 | Dyspepsi grenade | 73 |
| #618 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 4 |
| #630 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 4 |
| #100 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 39 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #2244 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #61 | Time Juice | 8 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #896 | awful poetry journal | 42 |
| #3767 | badass belt | 10 |
| #505 | ball | 12 |
| #1065 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1654 | blood flower | 1 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2969 | candy cane | 5 |
| #26 | comfy blanket | 1 |
| #244 | doll house | 23 |
| #200 | duck-on-a-string | 11 |
| #1641 | easter egg balloon | 14 |
| #871 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #618 | eye of newt | 8 |
| #1830 | fancy chocolate | 2 |
| #2007 | felt | 2 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #455 | giant discarded plastic fork | 22 |
| #1727 | giant pinky ring | 4 |
| #78 | giant stuffed bugbear | 1 |
| #2822 | gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #1098 | googly eye | 10 |
| #376 | goth kid t-shirt | 11 |
| #1292 | grue egg | 20 |
| #149 | kite | 53 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1171 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #1135 | loaded serum blowgun | 3 |
| #570 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #381 | mafia aria | 63 |
| #686 | marionette | 2 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #536 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 7 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1583 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1890 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #592 | pet rock | 13 |
| #163 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 5 |
| #754 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #220 | questionable taco | 2 |
| #866 | rag doll | 2 |
| #1514 | red paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #981 | salamander spleen | 1 |
| #226 | severed rocking horse head | 2 |
| #1339 | shiny ring | 13 |
| #1097 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #196 | sock monkey | 13 |
| #1398 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #1367 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #993 | squashed frog | 2 |
| #525 | stuffed doppelshifter | 25 |
| #2120 | stuffing | 2 |
| #1041 | support cummerbund | 3 |
| #316 | teddy bear | 22 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #766 | top | 6 |
| #109 | toy soldier | 13 |
| #247 | toy train | 9 |
| #1624 | toy wheel | 2 |
| #525 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #1221 | wooden block | 1 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1180 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #247 | yo-yo | 124 |
| #215 | zombie pineal gland | 20 |