| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #652 | Elf Farm Raffle ticket | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #403 | Meat detector | 1 |
| #1133 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #699 | SPF 451 lip balm | 2 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #2610 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #753 | bag of lard | 1 |
| #1017 | bit of clingfilm | 3 |
| #351 | black eyedrops | 2 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #956 | can of spinach | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #261 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #268 | cyclops eyedrops | 1 |
| #2323 | duct tape | 1 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #1350 | filthy lucre | 11 |
| #165 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #4471 | grue egg | 2 |
| #869 | guitar pick | 1 |
| #3236 | handful of confetti | 6 |
| #454 | heavy metal sonata | 1 |
| #538 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #2353 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #909 | ketchup hound | 1 |
| #321 | magical mystery juice | 26 |
| #750 | many-eyed glasses | 1 |
| #289 | rhesus monkey | 2 |
| #169 | simple ancient cursed key | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #1376 | useless powder | 12 |