| #138 | "caramel" orange | 12 |
| #22 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #26 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #2126 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 2 |
| #1189 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 4 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| 🥉 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used) | 1 |
| #53 | Crimbo crystal shards | 6 |
| #153 | Crimbo dinner | 1 |
| #165 | Crimbosmopolitan | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| #65 | Crimbuccaneer captain's purse | 9 |
| #18 | Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail | 41 |
| #46 | Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso | 21 |
| #83 | Crimbuccaneer whale oil | 5 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used) | 1 |
| #18 | Elf Guard eyedrops | 27 |
| #60 | Elf Guard hangover cure | 1 |
| #18 | Elf Guard tinsel grenade | 66 |
| #21 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used) | 1 |
| #79 | Racisto Ruidoso | 6 |
| #68 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #22 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #24 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #48 | angst burger | 114 |
| #242 | black and white cracker | 2 |
| #89 | bread man | 5 |
| #1498 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 3 |
| #302 | candied bolts | 5 |
| #287 | candied nuts | 5 |
| #64 | cannonbomb | 7 |
| #1144 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #100 | cloning kit | 14 |
| #81 | crystal Crimbo goblet | 3 |
| #82 | crystal Crimbo platter | 3 |
| #424 | crystalline cheer | 13 |
| #30 | cursed wishbone | 9 |
| #86 | eggwater | 5 |
| #295 | executive mime flask | 1 |
| #75 | fleshy putty | 21 |
| #169 | flour cookie | 5 |
| #436 | gingerbread robot | 3 |
| #94 | gooified animal matter | 29 |
| #67 | gooified mineral matter | 65 |
| #30 | gooified vegetable matter | 413 |
| #149 | green rocket | 3 |
| #34 | grog nuts | 16 |
| #50 | half double fruitcake | 1 |
| #86 | huge Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #311 | hushed puppy | 1 |
| #39 | jumping horseradish | 11 |
| #86 | lab-grown meat | 21 |
| #18 | military-grade peppermint oil | 46 |
| #175 | mime eraser | 2 |
| #120 | muffled muffuletta | 4 |
| #47 | neg grog | 1 |
| #265 | nega-mushroom | 2 |
| #55 | nega-mushroom wine | 1 |
| #298 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 4 |
| #29 | officer's nog | 27 |
| #31 | old-school pirate grog | 11 |
| #27 | peppermint bomb | 11 |
| #29 | peppermint tack | 41 |
| #435 | petit 4.1 | 3 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #261 | plain candy cane | 1 |
| #107 | poisonsettia | 12 |
| #5 | prank Crimbo card | 35 |
| #132 | projectile chemistry set | 9 |
| #59 | red and white claret | 7 |
| #76 | shadow bread | 1 |
| #44 | shadow brick | 2 |
| #55 | shadow flame | 2 |
| #54 | shadow fluid | 2 |
| #58 | shadow glass | 1 |
| #41 | shadow ice | 2 |
| #61 | shadow nectar | 1 |
| #53 | shadow sausage | 3 |
| #58 | shadow sinew | 1 |
| #50 | shadow venom | 2 |
| #52 | shushed potatoes | 5 |
| #1099 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #24 | sundae ration | 36 |
| #74 | temperance whiskey | 5 |
| #4 | the Crymbich Manuscript (used) | 1 |
| #239 | traditional Crimbo cookie | 9 |
| #82 | transparent nog | 4 |
| #1159 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #8 | trick coin | 38 |
| #190 | unfinished fruitcake | 2 |
| #162 | universal biscuit | 4 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #68 | whale cerebrospinal fluid | 7 |
| #61 | whalesteak | 10 |