| 🥉 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 3,898 |
| #44 | Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate | 8 |
| 🥇 | Ecto-Cooler | 3,077 |
| #47 | LOV Elephant | 1 |
| #52 | LOV Extraterrestrial Chocolate | 1 |
| #88 | Mer-kin darkbook | 1 |
| #86 | Mer-kin knucklebone | 1 |
| #839 | Microplushie: Bropane | 3 |
| #746 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #885 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 2 |
| #913 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 2 |
| #739 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 3 |
| #833 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 4 |
| #672 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 5 |
| #736 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 5 |
| #571 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 3 |
| #567 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 2 |
| #274 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 3 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #582 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 2 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 2 |
| #666 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 2 |
| #253 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 3 |
| #288 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 5 |
| #490 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 4 |
| #373 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 2 |
| #555 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 3 |
| #574 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 3 |
| #687 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 2 |
| #455 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 4 |
| 🥈 | Silver Bullet beer | 1,069 |
| #328 | Ultrasoldier Serum | 1 |
| 🥉 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 10,000 |
| #4 | bottle of bubbles | 10,100 |
| #19 | bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button) | 1 |
| #6 | discocktail | 1,295 |
| #27 | drop of water-37 | 1,000 |
| #130 | fleshy lump | 1 |
| #67 | hand-carved staff | 1 |
| #9 | hot egg | 12 |
| #50 | labrador cookie | 2 |
| #21 | negative lump | 10,000 |
| 🥇 | portable photocopier | 3,381 |
| #24 | saltwaterbed | 1 |
| #650 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 67 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #6262 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 4 |
| #643 | stuffed Meat | 74 |
| #8963 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #7868 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #664 | stuffed can of asparagus | 4 |
| #7680 | stuffed cocoabo | 2 |
| #480 | stuffed dodecapede | 8 |
| #324 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 4 |
| #385 | stuffed key | 146 |
| #1958 | stuffed martini | 1 |
| #6283 | stuffed mind flayer | 4 |
| #620 | stuffed mink | 75 |
| #742 | stuffed monocle | 63 |
| #134 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 132 |
| #7828 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 2 |
| #379 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 21 |
| #8868 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #514 | stuffed teddy butler | 91 |
| #629 | stuffed tin of caviar | 76 |
| #348 | stuffed treasure chest | 162 |
| #7007 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #424 | stuffed zmobie | 2 |
| #1600 | stuffing | 4 |
| #561 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 11 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #949 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #933 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #610 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #598 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #629 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #587 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #589 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #585 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #924 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #283 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 2 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #548 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #944 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #945 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #578 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #564 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #863 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 4 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #507 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 5 |
| #563 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 4 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #2064 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #791 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #484 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 9 |
| #2492 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 7 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #355 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 7 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #2452 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 3 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #653 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 6 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #2731 | tiny plastic G Imp | 2 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #2160 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 3 |
| #488 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 9 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic Hellion | 2 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #2768 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 2 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #774 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #476 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 9 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #867 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 2 |
| #764 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #488 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 9 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #2743 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 2 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #2828 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #681 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 3 |
| #2154 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 3 |
| #9 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 35 |
| #508 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 9 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #2251 | tiny plastic angry goat | 8 |
| #587 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 7 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 2 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #1639 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 11 |
| #1829 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 10 |
| #537 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 8 |
| #2786 | tiny plastic beanbat | 2 |
| #529 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 8 |
| #477 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 9 |
| #529 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 8 |
| #1275 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 4 |
| #526 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 8 |
| #487 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 9 |
| #2849 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 6 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #496 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 9 |
| #582 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 7 |
| #663 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 6 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #2851 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 6 |
| #2822 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 6 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #1496 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 3 |
| #2749 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 2 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #2679 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #2756 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 2 |
| #2827 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 2 |
| #555 | tiny plastic fire servant | 4 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #2813 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 2 |
| #1401 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 13 |
| #1827 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 10 |
| #1539 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 12 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #2023 | tiny plastic grue | 9 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #1831 | tiny plastic hermit | 3 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #1645 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 11 |
| #390 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 11 |
| #1771 | tiny plastic killer bee | 10 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #1300 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 14 |
| #2881 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 6 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #540 | tiny plastic moneybee | 8 |
| #2823 | tiny plastic mosquito | 6 |
| #490 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 9 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 2 |
| #1042 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 5 |
| #354 | tiny plastic peacannon | 7 |
| #1497 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 12 |
| #2638 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #2174 | tiny plastic scary clown | 3 |
| #1762 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 3 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #2811 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 2 |
| #692 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 3 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #1533 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 12 |
| #2825 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 2 |
| #1654 | tiny plastic stab bat | 11 |
| #3341 | tiny plastic star starfish | 5 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic taco cat | 2 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #679 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 3 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #22 | tiny plastic trollipop | 11 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |