| #784 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #931 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 3 |
| #888 | Cloaca grenade | 11 |
| #1361 | Daffy Taffy | 11 |
| #813 | Dyspepsi grenade | 11 |
| #1465 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 11 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #1517 | Imp Ale | 11 |
| #1283 | Iron Beta of Industry | 2 |
| #311 | Jolly Roger charrrm | 11 |
| #710 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 11 |
| #628 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 1 |
| #914 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 2 |
| #699 | SPF 451 lip balm | 2 |
| #613 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #88 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 2 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #561 | Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #784 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 11 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #2455 | Yummy Tummy bean | 11 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1170 | baconstone | 6 |
| #454 | beaten-up Chucks | 1 |
| #655 | beer bomb | 11 |
| #351 | black eyedrops | 2 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #4348 | box of sunshine | 11 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #1151 | canteen of wine | 11 |
| #1345 | cheap elven gloves | 1 |
| #573 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
| #268 | cyclops eyedrops | 1 |
| #505 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1591 | elven limbos gingerbread | 2 |
| #1394 | elven moonshine | 2 |
| #1397 | elven socks | 1 |
| #803 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 11 |
| #1428 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #226 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #985 | gray bow tie | 4 |
| #981 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #2398 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #948 | knuckle sandwich | 13 |
| #836 | original G | 11 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #1142 | patent leather shoes | 2 |
| #1044 | penguin thesaurus | 4 |
| #452 | rat appendix | 11 |
| #19 | really sticky spider web | 48 |
| #920 | roll of toilet paper | 54 |
| #190 | six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #799 | spider web | 11 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1175 | spooky mushroom | 11 |
| #391 | tasty tart | 3 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #2177 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 3 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #2092 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 2 |
| #2194 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 3 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #2047 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 2 |
| #4904 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #1511 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 6 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 2 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 4 |
| #2167 | tiny plastic Hellion | 3 |
| #1446 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 5 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #2755 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 2 |
| #2743 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 2 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #2828 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #1807 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #2757 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #3937 | tiny plastic angry goat | 4 |
| #2809 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 2 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #2135 | tiny plastic astronomer | 3 |
| #4856 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 4 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #4829 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #2197 | tiny plastic blooper | 3 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #2822 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 6 |
| #2090 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 2 |
| #2749 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 2 |
| #1819 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 3 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 4 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 2 |
| #1210 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 6 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #3955 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 4 |
| #3949 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 4 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #2823 | tiny plastic grue | 6 |
| #1831 | tiny plastic hermit | 3 |
| #2839 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 6 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 4 |
| #2234 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 8 |
| #2170 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 3 |
| #4842 | tiny plastic mosquito | 3 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 2 |
| #4790 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 4 |
| #2872 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 6 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #3940 | tiny plastic stab bat | 4 |
| #2835 | tiny plastic star starfish | 6 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #1414 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 6 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic taco cat | 2 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #2787 | tiny plastic zmobie | 2 |
| #724 | water pipe bomb | 11 |
| #806 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 11 |
| #675 | wolf mask | 11 |