| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #1046 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #995 | CRIMBCO mug | 9 |
| #1465 | CRIMBCO scrip | 10 |
| #1127 | CRIMBCO wine | 5 |
| #791 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 5 |
| #785 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 5 |
| #1171 | Crimbo fudge | 3 |
| #1363 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 1 |
| #2300 | Crimbuck | 14 |
| #549 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 11 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #1144 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 6 |
| #1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #944 | bone chips | 1 |
| #1498 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 3 |
| #4784 | candy cane | 1 |
| #334 | candy kneecapping stick | 6 |
| #1855 | candy knuckles | 1 |
| #1144 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #163 | collection of tiny spooky objects | 11 |
| #1795 | delicious salad | 1 |
| #1358 | elven limbos gingerbread | 4 |
| #996 | elven cellocello | 20 |
| #1587 | elven moonshine | 1 |
| #792 | elven suicide capsule | 23 |
| #1335 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 4 |
| #977 | irradiated candy cane | 5 |
| #1001 | knuckle sandwich | 11 |
| #1828 | licorice garrote | 1 |
| #1551 | penguin focaccia bread | 9 |
| #1464 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #136 | ridiculous sandwich | 11 |
| #591 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3980 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3111 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3172 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3175 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3073 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4534 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4016 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3933 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3973 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8241 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3916 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #3931 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #2694 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 2 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #1783 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |