| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #1045 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1019 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1008 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #993 | CRIMBCO mug | 9 |
| #1464 | CRIMBCO scrip | 10 |
| #1127 | CRIMBCO wine | 5 |
| #792 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 5 |
| #786 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 5 |
| #1173 | Crimbo fudge | 3 |
| #1366 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 1 |
| #2305 | Crimbuck | 14 |
| #550 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 11 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #1145 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 6 |
| #1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #943 | bone chips | 1 |
| #1500 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 3 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #337 | candy kneecapping stick | 6 |
| #1853 | candy knuckles | 1 |
| #1147 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #164 | collection of tiny spooky objects | 11 |
| #1795 | delicious salad | 1 |
| #1358 | elven limbos gingerbread | 4 |
| #997 | elven cellocello | 20 |
| #1586 | elven moonshine | 1 |
| #793 | elven suicide capsule | 23 |
| #1336 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 4 |
| #977 | irradiated candy cane | 5 |
| #1001 | knuckle sandwich | 11 |
| #1830 | licorice garrote | 1 |
| #1551 | penguin focaccia bread | 9 |
| #1464 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #332 | phish stick | 3 |
| #136 | ridiculous sandwich | 11 |
| #594 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3987 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3077 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #3061 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3064 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3974 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #2699 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 2 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #1782 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |