| #774 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #784 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #179 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #423 | Eau de Guaneau | 1 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #83 | Frosty's arm | 1 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #195 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #120 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| #87 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #12 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 4 |
| #15 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 4 |
| #98 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #597 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 5 |
| #597 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 1 |
| #215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #8 | Oscus's neverending soda | 1 |
| #195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #962 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #96 | The Six-Pack of Pain | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #642 | bed of coals | 1 |
| #668 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #743 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| #693 | black greaves | 1 |
| #694 | black helmet | 1 |
| #667 | black shield | 1 |
| #724 | black sword | 1 |
| #670 | bottle of antifreeze | 1 |
| #1104 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1111 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #733 | can of spinach | 2 |
| #1980 | club necklace | 3 |
| #716 | comfy coffin | 1 |
| #570 | corncob pipe | 1 |
| #848 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #26 | crumpled felt fedora | 1 |
| #599 | cup of infinite pencils | 1 |
| #582 | distressed denim pants | 1 |
| #199 | extra-large palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #761 | fake blood | 1 |
| #634 | filth-encrusted futon | 1 |
| #578 | frayed rope belt | 1 |
| #460 | freezin' bindle | 1 |
| #561 | frigid air mattress | 1 |
| #3379 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #71 | hobo fortress blueprints | 2 |
| #385 | lewd playing card | 6 |
| #563 | lucky bottlecap | 1 |
| #20 | mostly rat-hide leggings | 1 |
| #31 | old patched suit-pants | 1 |
| #28 | old soft shoes | 1 |
| #187 | palm-frond capris | 1 |
| #213 | palm-frond whip | 1 |
| #581 | panhandle panhandling hat | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #530 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 1 |
| #1126 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #25 | rope with some soap on it | 1 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2765 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 2 |
| #1071 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 7 |
| 🥉 | sealskin drum | 1 |
| #72 | sharpened hubcap | 1 |
| #512 | sleazy bindle | 1 |
| #2491 | spade necklace | 2 |
| #555 | spooky bindle | 1 |
| #672 | stained mattress | 1 |
| #2377 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 7 |
| #1661 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 30 |
| #2053 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 24 |
| #2542 | stuffed Meat | 5 |
| #2516 | stuffed angry cow | 19 |
| #2653 | stuffed astral badger | 18 |
| #2338 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 22 |
| #3662 | stuffed cocoabo | 11 |
| #1521 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 2 |
| #2381 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 21 |
| #1969 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 26 |
| #2379 | stuffed hand turkey | 21 |
| #2663 | stuffed key | 1 |
| #1958 | stuffed martini | 1 |
| #1917 | stuffed mind flayer | 27 |
| #2867 | stuffed mink | 2 |
| #2660 | stuffed monocle | 4 |
| #2935 | stuffed scary death orb | 16 |
| #3034 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 4 |
| #2574 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 19 |
| #2289 | stuffed snowy owl | 21 |
| #3229 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 14 |
| #3041 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #1979 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 25 |
| #2647 | stuffed teddy butler | 4 |
| #2688 | stuffed treasure chest | 1 |
| #2460 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 20 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #2780 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 2 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #51 | very large caltrop | 1 |
| #894 | vorpal blade | 1 |