| #773 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #785 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #1133 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #883 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #815 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #182 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #423 | Eau de Guaneau | 1 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #84 | Frosty's arm | 1 |
| #212 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #196 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #214 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #121 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| #88 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #12 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 4 |
| #15 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 4 |
| #97 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #837 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #848 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #597 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 5 |
| #597 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 1 |
| #216 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #92 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #8 | Oscus's neverending soda | 1 |
| #193 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #963 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
| #975 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #945 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #96 | The Six-Pack of Pain | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #935 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #104 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #247 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #643 | bed of coals | 1 |
| #673 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #745 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| #694 | black greaves | 1 |
| #695 | black helmet | 1 |
| #667 | black shield | 1 |
| #727 | black sword | 1 |
| #670 | bottle of antifreeze | 1 |
| #1102 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1109 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #733 | can of spinach | 2 |
| #1980 | club necklace | 3 |
| #716 | comfy coffin | 1 |
| #568 | corncob pipe | 1 |
| #850 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #27 | crumpled felt fedora | 1 |
| #597 | cup of infinite pencils | 1 |
| #587 | distressed denim pants | 1 |
| #199 | extra-large palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #761 | fake blood | 1 |
| #634 | filth-encrusted futon | 1 |
| #578 | frayed rope belt | 1 |
| #460 | freezin' bindle | 1 |
| #562 | frigid air mattress | 1 |
| #3382 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #71 | hobo fortress blueprints | 2 |
| #384 | lewd playing card | 6 |
| #563 | lucky bottlecap | 1 |
| #20 | mostly rat-hide leggings | 1 |
| #31 | old patched suit-pants | 1 |
| #28 | old soft shoes | 1 |
| #189 | palm-frond capris | 1 |
| #213 | palm-frond whip | 1 |
| #583 | panhandle panhandling hat | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #227 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #531 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 1 |
| #1131 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #25 | rope with some soap on it | 1 |
| #3637 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3663 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2766 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 2 |
| #1077 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 7 |
| 🥉 | sealskin drum | 1 |
| #72 | sharpened hubcap | 1 |
| #511 | sleazy bindle | 1 |
| #2494 | spade necklace | 2 |
| #554 | spooky bindle | 1 |
| #672 | stained mattress | 1 |
| #2385 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 7 |
| #1667 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 30 |
| #2067 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 24 |
| #2551 | stuffed Meat | 5 |
| #2527 | stuffed angry cow | 19 |
| #2657 | stuffed astral badger | 18 |
| #2347 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 22 |
| #3672 | stuffed cocoabo | 11 |
| #1529 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 2 |
| #2392 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 21 |
| #1975 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 26 |
| #2385 | stuffed hand turkey | 21 |
| #2682 | stuffed key | 1 |
| #1967 | stuffed martini | 1 |
| #1925 | stuffed mind flayer | 27 |
| #2884 | stuffed mink | 2 |
| #2674 | stuffed monocle | 4 |
| #2944 | stuffed scary death orb | 16 |
| #3037 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 4 |
| #2583 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 19 |
| #2298 | stuffed snowy owl | 21 |
| #3238 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 14 |
| #3043 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #1987 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 25 |
| #2661 | stuffed teddy butler | 4 |
| #2706 | stuffed treasure chest | 1 |
| #2468 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 20 |
| #777 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #3989 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3114 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #2783 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 2 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3905 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4021 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #3942 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3902 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3860 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3846 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #51 | very large caltrop | 1 |
| #896 | vorpal blade | 1 |