| #773 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #784 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #1130 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #882 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #814 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #182 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #423 | Eau de Guaneau | 1 |
| #210 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #83 | Frosty's arm | 1 |
| #212 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #195 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #214 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #120 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| #87 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #12 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 4 |
| #15 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 4 |
| #99 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #835 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #1063 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #597 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 5 |
| #597 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 1 |
| #216 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #8 | Oscus's neverending soda | 1 |
| #195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #962 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
| #973 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #936 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #96 | The Six-Pack of Pain | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #934 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #643 | bed of coals | 1 |
| #671 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #745 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| #694 | black greaves | 1 |
| #694 | black helmet | 1 |
| #666 | black shield | 1 |
| #725 | black sword | 1 |
| #670 | bottle of antifreeze | 1 |
| #1103 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1110 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #733 | can of spinach | 2 |
| #1979 | club necklace | 3 |
| #715 | comfy coffin | 1 |
| #568 | corncob pipe | 1 |
| #847 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #27 | crumpled felt fedora | 1 |
| #597 | cup of infinite pencils | 1 |
| #586 | distressed denim pants | 1 |
| #199 | extra-large palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #761 | fake blood | 1 |
| #634 | filth-encrusted futon | 1 |
| #578 | frayed rope belt | 1 |
| #459 | freezin' bindle | 1 |
| #562 | frigid air mattress | 1 |
| #3383 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #72 | hobo fortress blueprints | 2 |
| #385 | lewd playing card | 6 |
| #563 | lucky bottlecap | 1 |
| #20 | mostly rat-hide leggings | 1 |
| #31 | old patched suit-pants | 1 |
| #28 | old soft shoes | 1 |
| #189 | palm-frond capris | 1 |
| #213 | palm-frond whip | 1 |
| #582 | panhandle panhandling hat | 1 |
| #364 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #228 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #530 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 1 |
| #1128 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #25 | rope with some soap on it | 1 |
| #3636 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3659 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2765 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 2 |
| #1075 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 7 |
| 🥉 | sealskin drum | 1 |
| #72 | sharpened hubcap | 1 |
| #511 | sleazy bindle | 1 |
| #2493 | spade necklace | 2 |
| #554 | spooky bindle | 1 |
| #672 | stained mattress | 1 |
| #2383 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 7 |
| #1664 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 30 |
| #2061 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 24 |
| #2548 | stuffed Meat | 5 |
| #2523 | stuffed angry cow | 19 |
| #2655 | stuffed astral badger | 18 |
| #2342 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 22 |
| #3668 | stuffed cocoabo | 11 |
| #1527 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 2 |
| #2387 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 21 |
| #1973 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 26 |
| #2386 | stuffed hand turkey | 21 |
| #2669 | stuffed key | 1 |
| #1963 | stuffed martini | 1 |
| #1921 | stuffed mind flayer | 27 |
| #2872 | stuffed mink | 2 |
| #2668 | stuffed monocle | 4 |
| #2942 | stuffed scary death orb | 16 |
| #3035 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 4 |
| #2582 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 19 |
| #2296 | stuffed snowy owl | 21 |
| #3237 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 14 |
| #3041 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #1984 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 25 |
| #2653 | stuffed teddy butler | 4 |
| #2694 | stuffed treasure chest | 1 |
| #2463 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 20 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #3986 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3076 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #4312 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #2783 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 2 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4021 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #3940 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8119 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8185 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3902 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8064 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3835 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3834 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3858 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4478 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #51 | very large caltrop | 1 |
| #893 | vorpal blade | 1 |