| #157 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 257 |
| #1230 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 4 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #1569 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #212 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 3 |
| #1577 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #836 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #359 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 3 |
| #245 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 3 |
| #1415 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #771 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 6 |
| #1044 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 3 |
| #1069 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 4 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 1 |
| #1303 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #956 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
| #769 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 11 |
| #932 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 3 |
| #1154 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #360 | bottle of goofballs | 69 |
| #6715 | box of sunshine | 2 |
| #84 | brick | 410 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1417 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 3 |
| #145 | faded red protest sign | 1 |
| #634 | handful of confetti | 65 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #646 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 1 |
| #55 | note from Clancy | 1 |
| #260 | roll of toilet paper | 393 |
| #968 | sandwich of the gods | 7 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #82 | spider web | 729 |
| #343 | toast | 3,371 |
| #74 | yeti fur | 5,449 |