| 🥇 | Franken Stein | 1 |
| 🥇 | "meat" stick | 46,376 |
| 🥈 | 25-meat staff | 5,003 |
| 🥇 | 4-dimensional guitar | 16,595 |
| 🥇 | 5-hour acrimony | 77,651 |
| 🥇 | A Light that Never Goes Out | 1,000 |
| #4 | A muse-bouche | 949 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #732 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #1045 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #1446 | BGE shotglass | 1 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #14 | Blatantly Canadian | 3,172 |
| 🥉 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 2 |
| #126 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 38 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs | 20 |
| #1740 | Crimbuck | 96 |
| 🥇 | Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum | 1,000 |
| #81 | Elf Guard strategic map | 1 |
| 🥇 | Elvish delight | 18,000 |
| #27 | En Una Fila Tequila | 3 |
| #5 | FantasyRealm Mage's Hat | 470 |
| #91 | FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask | 11 |
| #4 | FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm | 1,554 |
| #83 | Frosty's arm | 1 |
| #90 | Frosty's frosty mug | 21 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #214 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| 🥇 | Game Grid ticket | 300,000 |
| #23 | Gathered Meat-Clip | 8,820 |
| 🥇 | Greek fire | 32,703 |
| 🥇 | Hairpiece On Fire | 700 |
| #12 | Holiday Fun! | 1,475 |
| 🥇 | How to Hold a Grudge | 2 |
| #38 | Kokomo Resort Pass | 9 |
| 🥈 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 154,995 |
| #11 | O | 528 |
| 🥈 | Sacramento wine | 11,000 |
| 🥈 | Science Notebook | 3 |
| #9 | Skully's hot chocolate | 11 |
| #6 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells | 16 |
| #32 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 334 |
| #130 | Time Bandit Time Towel | 1 |
| 🥇 | Trainbot circuitry | 17,417 |
| #6 | Trainbot linkages | 500 |
| 🥇 | Trainbot optics | 5,012 |
| 🥇 | Trainbot plating | 17,434 |
| 🥇 | Trainbot servomotors | 17,387 |
| 🥇 | Trainbot tubing | 18,466 |
| #1306 | Trollhouse cookies | 1 |
| 🥈 | Yeg's Motel disposable razor | 127 |
| 🥈 | a bug's lymph | 93 |
| 🥉 | absentee voter ballot | 470 |
| 🥇 | ant hoe | 1,665 |
| 🥇 | ant pick | 1,406 |
| 🥇 | ant pitchfork | 2,796 |
| 🥇 | ant rake | 2,112 |
| 🥉 | ant sickle | 1,120 |
| #543 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 2 |
| #126 | antique Canadian lantern | 1 |
| 🥈 | antique accordion | 425 |
| #167 | antique beer | 1 |
| #30 | antique bottle of cough syrup | 21 |
| #624 | antique bottle opener | 1 |
| #304 | antique greaves | 23 |
| #282 | antique hand mirror | 12 |
| #211 | antique helmet | 47 |
| #56 | antique machete | 29 |
| #52 | antique nutcracker beard | 1 |
| #46 | antique nutcracker boots | 1 |
| #45 | antique nutcracker cape | 1 |
| #36 | antique nutcracker drumstick | 1 |
| #32 | antique nutcracker epaulets | 1 |
| #116 | antique nutcracker figurine | 2 |
| #47 | antique nutcracker hat | 1 |
| #45 | antique nutcracker pants | 1 |
| #41 | antique nutcracker sword | 1 |
| #44 | antique nutcracker waistcoat | 1 |
| 🥉 | antique packet of ketchup | 5,528 |
| #534 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #573 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #714 | antique record album | 2 |
| #239 | antique shield | 37 |
| #588 | antique souvenir drawing | 1 |
| #303 | antique spear | 25 |
| #25 | antique spyglass | 3 |
| #11 | antique tacklebox | 1 |
| 🥈 | asbestos ore | 69,420 |
| 🥇 | bag of many confections | 18,088 |
| #9 | balaclava | 736 |
| #16 | balaclava baklava | 3,776 |
| 🥇 | bartender-skull-in-the-box | 101 |
| #5 | big rock | 8,059 |
| 🥇 | black Crimbo ball | 1,000,000 |
| #75 | blue raspberry troll doll | 1 |
| 🥇 | boilgun | 32 |
| #163 | bottle of goofballs | 127 |
| 🥇 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 543 |
| #191 | bottled day | 1 |
| 🥇 | bowl of Jeal-O | 14,343 |
| 🥈 | bowl of cottage cheese | 72,125 |
| #19 | box of Gratitude chocolates | 3 |
| #363 | box of sunshine | 1,086 |
| #135 | brain preservation fluid | 1 |
| #454 | brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings | 1 |
| #72 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 1 |
| 🥈 | breakfast mess | 19,875 |
| #9 | broken carburetor | 45 |
| 🥈 | campfire baked potato | 1,500 |
| 🥇 | campfire beans | 1,500 |
| 🥇 | campfire coffee | 1,500 |
| 🥈 | campfire hot dog | 1,500 |
| 🥇 | campfire s'more | 1,500 |
| 🥇 | campfire stew | 1,500 |
| #856 | candy brain | 1 |
| 🥇 | candy cane | 69,420 |
| 🥈 | cannonball charrrm | 24,759 |
| 🥇 | cardboard katana | 5,220 |
| #14 | cheer extractor | 397 |
| #5 | cheer-o-gram | 335 |
| 🥇 | cherry | 22,597 |
| 🥈 | chocolate filthy lucre | 23,099 |
| 🥇 | chrome ore | 69,420 |
| #68 | cinnamon troll doll | 1 |
| 🥈 | cup of hickory chicory | 334 |
| #63 | cyan seashell | 1 |
| #8 | dented harmonica | 2,707 |
| 🥈 | disassembled clover | 32,000 |
| #8 | disbelief suspenders | 1,452 |
| 🥇 | eel sauce | 3,881 |
| 🥇 | elderly jawbreaker | 11,000 |
| 🥇 | eldritch tincture (depleted) | 2 |
| #14 | electronic Brain Trainer game | 1 |
| 🥇 | elven squeeze | 48,568 |
| #194 | elven whittling knife | 1 |
| #4 | ert grey goo ring | 272 |
| #7 | exclusive club | 7 |
| 🥇 | fake washboard | 7 |
| #15 | frozen mushroom | 1,216 |
| #5 | fruitcake | 13,686 |
| #37 | fudge-shaped hole in space-time | 41 |
| #661 | gas balloon | 1 |
| #7 | gator shades | 492 |
| #24 | giant O | 1 |
| 🥉 | ginger snaps | 12,800 |
| #7 | gingerbread bugbear | 25,000 |
| #608 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #7 | gingerbread smartphone | 5,700 |
| #225 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #70 | grape troll doll | 1 |
| #53 | gray seashell | 4 |
| #55 | green seashell | 3 |
| 🥈 | guilty sprout | 6,969 |
| 🥈 | hamlet sandwich | 14,000 |
| #14 | handful of pine needles | 2,892 |
| #4 | hot buttered roll | 13,728 |
| #8 | inflammable leaf | 68,316 |
| 🥇 | internet point | 2,377 |
| 🥉 | kelp | 9,844 |
| #8 | leaflet | 2,193 |
| 🥇 | linoleum ore | 69,420 |
| #710 | lowercase N | 4 |
| #57 | magenta seashell | 2 |
| 🥉 | mushroom filet | 1,821 |
| 🥈 | mushroom tea | 397 |
| 🥉 | mushroom whiskey | 1,314 |
| 🥇 | orcish rubber | 27,000 |
| #66 | pack of pogs | 275 |
| 🥇 | packet of mushroom spores | 1 |
| #4 | pile of Trainbot parts | 12,437 |
| 🥇 | pixel cross | 6,969 |
| 🥇 | plastic doll arms | 579 |
| 🥇 | plastic doll legs | 798 |
| #65 | plastic nightmare troll | 3 |
| #42 | pocket lint (blue) | 1 |
| #56 | pocket lint (white) | 1 |
| #271 | raisin | 1 |
| #12 | really nice lump of coal | 5 |
| #4 | rubber baby doll | 1 |
| 🥇 | rubber doll body | 491 |
| 🥈 | rubber doll head | 477 |
| 🥇 | s'more gun | 105 |
| #18 | sack lunch | 2,560 |
| 🥇 | scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil | 44,812 |
| #4 | scroll of minor invulnerability | 10,302 |
| #33 | shard of double-ice | 2,189 |
| #73 | silent B | 3 |
| 🥈 | smoker's cloak | 78 |
| 🥇 | soul coin | 31 |
| #12 | spider web | 18,946 |
| #34 | status cymbal | 1 |
| #6 | stick of dynamite | 4,579 |
| 🥇 | stone banjo | 823 |
| #11 | supportive bra | 2,898 |
| #94 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 7 |
| #43 | time trousers | 1 |
| #343 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 45 |
| #33 | tiny bowler | 53 |
| #92 | tiny costume wardrobe | 1 |
| #16 | tiny glowing red nose | 2 |
| #49 | tiny handful of mixed nuts | 13 |
| #1700 | tiny house | 1 |
| #382 | tiny knife and fork | 1 |
| #96 | tiny nose-bone fetish | 1 |
| #227 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 3 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥇 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 807 |
| #61 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic Cheer Core | 1 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddyâ„¢ | 1 |
| #47 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #26 | tiny plastic Dolph Bossin | 2 |
| #76 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #40 | tiny plastic Krampus | 2 |
| #26 | tiny plastic Mer-kin baker | 2 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
| #40 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic Professor What | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #67 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #41 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 2 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #1121 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 2 |
| 🥉 | tiny plastic caboose | 24 |
| #38 | tiny plastic chem lab | 1 |
| #240 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 4 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| 🥇 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 43 |
| #37 | tiny plastic food lab | 1 |
| #973 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 2 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic nog lab | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic primary lab | 1 |
| #58 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic sea elf | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 3 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #53 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
| #10 | tiny slimy cyst | 369 |
| #134 | troll britches | 1 |
| #5 | twitching time capsule | 153 |
| 🥈 | vodka and tonic | 2,202 |
| #75 | waterlogged crate | 3 |
| 🥈 | whole turkey leg | 3,966 |
| #43 | worthless gewgaw | 674 |
| #104 | worthless knick-knack | 165 |
| #39 | worthless trinket | 870 |
| #125 | yuletide troll chrysalis | 1 |