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RankItemQuantity
🥇 Franken Stein1
🥇"meat" stick46,378
🥈25-meat staff5,003
🥇4-dimensional guitar16,596
🥇5-hour acrimony77,651
🥇A Light that Never Goes Out1,000
#4A muse-bouche949
#684BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt1
#732BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt1
#1044BGE merchandise order form1
#565BGE pocket calendar1
#1447BGE shotglass1
#675BGE temporary tattoo1
#957BGE tiny plastic toy1
#14Blatantly Canadian3,173
🥉CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)2
#125Crimbo Candy Cookbook38
🥇Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs20
#1740Crimbuck96
🥇Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum1,000
#84Elf Guard strategic map1
🥇Elvish delight18,000
#27En Una Fila Tequila3
#5FantasyRealm Mage's Hat490
#90FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask11
#4FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm1,574
#84Frosty's arm1
#90Frosty's frosty mug21
#16Frosty's iceball1
#215Frosty's old silk hat1
🥇Game Grid ticket300,000
#21Gathered Meat-Clip10,429
🥇Greek fire32,703
🥇Hairpiece On Fire700
#12Holiday Fun!1,475
🥇How to Hold a Grudge2
#37Kokomo Resort Pass9
🥈Mob Penguin cellular phone154,995
#11O528
🥉Sacramento wine11,000
🥈Science Notebook3
#9Skully's hot chocolate11
#5The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells16
#32Thwaitgold termite statuette334
#131Time Bandit Time Towel1
🥇Trainbot circuitry17,417
#6Trainbot linkages500
🥇Trainbot optics5,012
🥇Trainbot plating17,434
🥇Trainbot servomotors17,387
🥇Trainbot tubing18,466
#1307Trollhouse cookies1
🥈Yeg's Motel disposable razor127
🥈a bug's lymph93
🥉absentee voter ballot470
🥇ant hoe1,665
🥇ant pick1,406
🥇ant pitchfork2,831
🥇ant rake2,112
🥉ant sickle1,166
#544antique 8-Bit Power magazine2
#126antique Canadian lantern1
🥈antique accordion425
#167antique beer1
#30antique bottle of cough syrup24
#626antique bottle opener1
#282antique greaves28
#282antique hand mirror12
#212antique helmet47
#56antique machete29
#52antique nutcracker beard1
#46antique nutcracker boots1
#45antique nutcracker cape1
#36antique nutcracker drumstick1
#32antique nutcracker epaulets1
#116antique nutcracker figurine2
#47antique nutcracker hat1
#45antique nutcracker pants1
#41antique nutcracker sword1
#44antique nutcracker waistcoat1
🥉antique packet of ketchup5,540
#535antique painting of a landscape1
#573antique pair of blue jeans1
#716antique record album2
#236antique shield38
#588antique souvenir drawing1
#304antique spear25
#25antique spyglass3
#11antique tacklebox1
🥈asbestos ore69,420
🥇bag of many confections18,088
#9balaclava736
#16balaclava baklava3,776
🥇bartender-skull-in-the-box101
#5big rock8,059
🥇black Crimbo ball1,000,000
🥇boilgun32
#163bottle of goofballs127
🥇bottle of peppermint schnapps543
#191bottled day1
🥇bowl of Jeal-O14,343
🥈bowl of cottage cheese72,125
#20box of Gratitude chocolates3
#363box of sunshine1,086
#136brain preservation fluid1
#455brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings1
#72brainwave-controlled unicorn horn1
🥈breakfast mess19,875
#9broken carburetor45
🥈campfire baked potato1,500
🥇campfire beans1,500
🥇campfire coffee1,500
🥈campfire hot dog1,500
🥇campfire s'more1,500
🥇campfire stew1,500
#857candy brain1
🥇candy cane69,420
🥈cannonball charrrm24,761
🥇cardboard katana5,220
#14cheer extractor397
#5cheer-o-gram335
🥇cherry22,597
🥈chocolate filthy lucre23,099
🥇chrome ore69,420
🥈cup of hickory chicory334
#63cyan seashell1
#8dented harmonica2,707
🥈disassembled clover32,000
#8disbelief suspenders1,453
🥇eel sauce3,882
🥇elderly jawbreaker11,000
🥇eldritch tincture (depleted)2
#13electronic Brain Trainer game1
🥇elven squeeze48,568
#193elven whittling knife1
#4ert grey goo ring272
#7exclusive club7
🥇fake washboard7
#15frozen mushroom1,216
#5fruitcake13,686
#37fudge-shaped hole in space-time41
#662gas balloon1
#7gator shades494
#24giant O1
🥉ginger snaps12,800
#7gingerbread bugbear25,000
#608gingerbread house1
#7gingerbread smartphone5,700
#224glow-in-the-dark dart gun1
#53gray seashell4
#55green seashell3
🥈guilty sprout6,969
🥈hamlet sandwich14,000
#14handful of pine needles2,892
#4hot buttered roll13,728
#9inflammable leaf68,316
🥇internet point2,377
🥉kelp9,844
#8leaflet2,193
🥇linoleum ore69,420
#710lowercase N4
#57magenta seashell2
🥉mushroom filet1,821
🥈mushroom tea397
🥉mushroom whiskey1,314
🥇orcish rubber27,000
#65pack of pogs275
🥇packet of mushroom spores1
#4pile of Trainbot parts12,437
🥇pixel cross6,969
🥇plastic doll arms579
🥇plastic doll legs798
#65plastic nightmare troll3
#42pocket lint (blue)1
#56pocket lint (white)1
#271raisin1
#12really nice lump of coal5
#4rubber baby doll1
🥇rubber doll body491
🥈rubber doll head477
🥇s'more gun105
#18sack lunch2,600
🥇scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil44,812
#4scroll of minor invulnerability10,302
#33shard of double-ice2,189
#73silent B3
🥈smoker's cloak78
🥇soul coin31
#12spider web18,946
#38squirming Slime larva1
#34status cymbal1
#6stick of dynamite4,579
🥇stone banjo823
#11supportive bra2,898
#94teeny-tiny magic scroll7
#43time trousers1
#342tiny bottle of absinthe45
#33tiny bowler53
#92tiny costume wardrobe1
#16tiny glowing red nose2
#50tiny handful of mixed nuts15
#1700tiny house1
#382tiny knife and fork1
#96tiny nose-bone fetish1
#227tiny plastic 11 Dealer3
#65tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo1
🥇tiny plastic Best Game Ever809
#61tiny plastic Café Elf1
#36tiny plastic Cheer Core1
#221tiny plastic ChibiBuddyâ„¢1
#47tiny plastic Crimbo caroler1
#42tiny plastic Crimbo cheer1
#2898tiny plastic Crimbo wreath1
#26tiny plastic Dolph Bossin2
#77tiny plastic Knows About Chakras1
#40tiny plastic Krampus2
#27tiny plastic Mer-kin baker2
#45tiny plastic Mirth1
#41tiny plastic Penny1
#74tiny plastic Professor What1
#1530tiny plastic Scream Queen1
#68tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare1
#2947tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo1
#41tiny plastic Your Brain2
#4543tiny plastic accordion thief1
#1733tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll1
#78tiny plastic angry vikings1
#73tiny plastic bad vibe1
#1121tiny plastic beebee queue2
🥉tiny plastic caboose24
#38tiny plastic chem lab1
#240tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite4
#8094tiny plastic cocoabo1
🥇tiny plastic dolphin "orphan"43
#38tiny plastic food lab1
#974tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire2
#71tiny plastic mime executive1
#73tiny plastic mime functionary1
#72tiny plastic mime scientist1
#74tiny plastic mime soldier1
#46tiny plastic multi-level marketer1
#39tiny plastic nog lab1
#57tiny plastic orphan1
#39tiny plastic primary lab1
#58tiny plastic reindeer1
#46tiny plastic sea elf1
#37tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit3
#314tiny plastic trollipop1
#4481tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#55tiny plastic wild beaver1
#52tiny plastic yuleviathan1
#10tiny slimy cyst380
#134troll britches1
#5twitching time capsule153
🥈vodka and tonic2,203
#75waterlogged crate3
🥈whole turkey leg3,989
#44worthless gewgaw674
#107worthless knick-knack165
#40worthless trinket870
#124yuletide troll chrysalis1

Wow, that's 2,707,482 items total!

what items are this player missing?