| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #1553 | CRIMBCO mug | 3 |
| #1644 | CRIMBCO wine | 2 |
| #791 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 5 |
| #1189 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 4 |
| #10 | Chalice of the Malkovich Prince | 47 |
| #451 | Crimbo candied pecan | 24 |
| #583 | Crimbo fudge | 17 |
| #422 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 25 |
| #255 | Crimbuck | 3,270 |
| #3593 | Crown of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #453 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #1141 | Dolphin King's crown | 3 |
| #894 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 3 |
| #1819 | Drowsy Sword | 4 |
| #628 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 1 |
| #2761 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 4 |
| #492 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 7 |
| #977 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #698 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 2 |
| #887 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #771 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 4 |
| #863 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 3 |
| #677 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 4 |
| #754 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 6 |
| #832 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 2 |
| #867 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 2 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #699 | SPF 451 lip balm | 2 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #336 | Wolfman Nardz | 3 |
| #815 | ammonite fossil | 3 |
| #6544 | badass belt | 2 |
| #1026 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #185 | banana supersucker | 2 |
| #645 | bananagate | 6 |
| #1345 | barrrnacle | 5 |
| #766 | belemnite fossil | 3 |
| #382 | black plastic oyster egg | 13 |
| #462 | black spot | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #565 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 1 |
| #343 | bottle of antifreeze | 3 |
| #681 | bottle of pirate juice | 1 |
| #1205 | can of Binarrrca | 5 |
| #1101 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 4 |
| #421 | can of spinach | 5 |
| #1564 | candy kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #1855 | candy knuckles | 1 |
| #1413 | canteen of wine | 5 |
| #427 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 3 |
| #1144 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #694 | corpse on the beach | 7 |
| #1421 | corpsedriver | 2 |
| #1219 | corpsetini | 3 |
| #579 | distilled fortified wine | 3 |
| #889 | doll house | 4 |
| #1606 | dollhive | 1 |
| #673 | eggnog | 26 |
| #1476 | elven cellocello | 13 |
| #1122 | elven suicide capsule | 17 |
| #762 | fake blood | 1 |
| #412 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #2035 | fancy dress ball | 2 |
| #4729 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #1335 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 4 |
| #514 | green gummi ingot | 40 |
| #171 | gummi ammonite | 1 |
| #165 | gummi belemnite | 1 |
| #170 | gummi trilobite | 1 |
| #1204 | herringcello | 16 |
| #1396 | irradiated candy cane | 4 |
| #418 | jawbruiser | 6 |
| #651 | kumquartz | 5 |
| #195 | kumquat supersucker | 2 |
| #627 | licorice garrote | 4 |
| #173 | lime supersucker | 2 |
| #186 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 14 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #363 | mulled cider | 3 |
| #616 | mummy costume | 9 |
| #870 | night-vision goggles | 2 |
| #2268 | obsidian dagger | 4 |
| #1187 | oozenog | 4 |
| #434 | orange peel hat | 1 |
| #1159 | pair of bolt cutters | 2 |
| #1585 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #1238 | passable elf mask | 4 |
| #163 | pear supersucker | 2 |
| #746 | pearidot | 3 |
| #1397 | penguin focaccia bread | 12 |
| #1065 | pocketwatch on a chain | 2 |
| #835 | poison pen | 2 |
| #1294 | pulsing flesh | 2 |
| #843 | pumpkinhead mask | 5 |
| #1723 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #507 | red gummi ingot | 41 |
| #1272 | rigid carapace | 3 |
| #378 | scented massage oil | 3 |
| #2572 | shiny ring | 2 |
| #2327 | solid gold bowling ball | 2 |
| #2990 | spectre scepter | 3 |
| #1100 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #127 | strawberry supersucker | 4 |
| #594 | strawberyl | 7 |
| #2344 | stuffed alien blob | 2 |
| #2982 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #665 | sucker scaffold | 3 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #1085 | throwing wrench | 4 |
| #1410 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #1145 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1151 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #791 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #1150 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #1346 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #774 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #1309 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #1135 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #764 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #1329 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #1113 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #1365 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1350 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #1353 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1320 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #8158 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1336 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #70 | tiny plastic four-shadowed mime | 1 |
| #8143 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8077 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #1333 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #1132 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1119 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #1111 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #757 | tourmalime | 3 |
| #660 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #602 | trilobite fossil | 5 |
| #442 | tube sock | 1 |
| #951 | twitching claw | 5 |
| #2018 | unstable DNA | 5 |
| #771 | wolfman mask | 6 |
| #588 | wreath of laurels | 1 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |
| #506 | yellow gummi ingot | 42 |