| #36 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 12 |
| #16 | bar whip | 16 |
| #31 | bat whip | 5 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #136 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 2 |
| #397 | can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #872 | canteen of wine | 23 |
| #1090 | cheap elven gloves | 2 |
| #54 | clown whip | 3 |
| #505 | cool whip | 4 |
| #51 | demon whip | 2 |
| #240 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #10 | dice belt buckle | 1 |
| #12 | dice ring | 1 |
| #15 | dice sunglasses | 1 |
| #11 | dice-print do-rag | 1 |
| #12 | dice-print pajama pants | 1 |
| #15 | dice-shaped backpack | 1 |
| #4231 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #1268 | elven limbos gingerbread | 5 |
| #1274 | elven moonshine | 3 |
| #970 | elven socks | 3 |
| #1428 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #2420 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 2 |
| #226 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #88 | gnauga hide whip | 2 |
| #729 | gray bow tie | 8 |
| #46 | hippo whip | 8 |
| #719 | irradiated candy cane | 6 |
| #476 | knuckle sandwich | 48 |
| #2437 | oozenog | 1 |
| #50 | palm-frond whip | 4 |
| #364 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #688 | patent leather shoes | 8 |
| #1138 | penguin thesaurus | 3 |
| #98 | penguin whip | 2 |
| #12 | pie man was not meant to eat | 1,140 |
| #212 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #12 | rattail whip | 15 |
| #1653 | rigid carapace | 1 |
| #240 | scorpion whip | 4 |
| 🥉 | smoker's cloak | 45 |
| #2250 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #57 | tail o' nine cats | 2 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #2039 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 4 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #229 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 4 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #982 | unstable DNA | 40 |
| #38 | white whip | 3 |
| #69 | yak whip | 2 |