| #295 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #521 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #1368 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #238 | Crimbo wreath | 3 |
| #2379 | Crimbuck | 11 |
| #1440 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1674 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #229 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #1574 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1269 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #1229 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 4 |
| #232 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #401 | cheap elven gloves | 11 |
| #883 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #788 | delicious salad | 35 |
| #507 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #2080 | elven cellocello | 1 |
| #417 | elven socks | 11 |
| #1911 | elven suicide capsule | 1 |
| #193 | elven whittling knife | 1 |
| #1116 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 4 |
| #387 | festive holiday hat | 11 |
| #4 | furry skirt | 419 |
| #214 | gingerbread house | 3 |
| #575 | gray bow tie | 11 |
| #178 | leftover Crimbo rations | 1 |
| #559 | patent leather shoes | 11 |
| #606 | penguin thesaurus | 11 |
| #242 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 3 |
| #1271 | sandwich of the gods | 4 |
| #93 | stale baguette | 33 |
| #224 | string of Crimbo lights | 3 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |