| #50 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 6 |
| #421 | Boris's key lime pie | 1 |
| #1728 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #861 | Cold Hots candy | 3 |
| #751 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| #313 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 2 |
| 🥈 | Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm | 2,011 |
| #65 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 20 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1665 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2054 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1164 | Ent cider | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #594 | Gnollish pie server | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #87 | Golden Mr. Accessory | 1 |
| #87 | Great Ball of Frozen Fire | 1 |
| #1103 | Imp Ale | 42 |
| #393 | Jarlsberg's key lime pie | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #430 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 1 |
| 🥇 | KoL Con 3-D Glasses | 1 |
| 🥇 | KoL Con Cinco Piñata Bat | 1 |
| #113 | Libram of Love Songs | 1 |
| #1497 | Mad Train wine | 4 |
| #63 | McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning | 1 |
| #710 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 23 |
| #516 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 3 |
| #92 | Mr. Accessory Jr. | 1 |
| #1501 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 21 |
| #127 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #108 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #4 | Radio KoL Flashlight | 1 |
| #7 | Radio KoL Patch | 1 |
| #672 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 3 |
| #644 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #927 | Senior Mints | 3 |
| #397 | Sneaky Pete's key lime pie | 1 |
| #140 | Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts | 1 |
| #5 | Spooky Putty sheet | 1 |
| #290 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 17 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #1079 | Valentine | 11 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #1953 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #5 | Yummy Tummy bean | 170,000 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #677 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1079 | asparagus knife | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #82 | astral badger | 1 |
| #97 | astronaut ice-cream | 5 |
| #136 | bad penguin egg | 1 |
| #7431 | badass belt | 1 |
| #15 | banana cream pie | 99 |
| #842 | batgut | 8 |
| #112 | bellhop bell | 5 |
| #1818 | black paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2109 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1475 | black striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #722 | blood flower | 8 |
| #1772 | blue paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2409 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #713 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 6 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #2622 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1016 | bottle of gin | 4 |
| #4253 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| #1108 | bottle of rum | 9 |
| #713 | bottle of tequila | 15 |
| #1128 | bottle of vodka | 2 |
| #1273 | bottle of whiskey | 3 |
| #94 | bottled green pixie | 1 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #1034 | bowl of cottage cheese | 2 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #279 | box of sunshine | 1,536 |
| #946 | boxed wine | 6 |
| #191 | broken cellular phone | 26 |
| #147 | bunch of bananas | 38 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #560 | carob chunks | 3 |
| #442 | cat appendix | 5 |
| #666 | catgut | 3 |
| #272 | cherry pie | 1 |
| #2110 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #942 | coconut shell | 6 |
| #432 | cream pie | 1 |
| #369 | digital key lime pie | 1 |
| #1418 | disturbing fanfic | 8 |
| #1066 | dwarf bread | 2 |
| #2971 | easter egg balloon | 5 |
| #292 | empty blowgun | 8 |
| #2196 | evil teddy bear | 2 |
| #323 | filthy hippy poncho | 1 |
| #274 | flower petal pie | 1 |
| #273 | frilly shirt | 2 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #389 | ghuol egg quiche | 3 |
| #3934 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #799 | glass of goat's milk | 2 |
| #699 | goat cheese pizza | 3 |
| #646 | happiness | 1 |
| #682 | hellion cube | 3 |
| #892 | hemp string | 1 |
| #993 | herbs | 1 |
| #969 | hill of beans | 1 |
| #881 | hot wing | 15 |
| #1544 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 4 |
| #894 | ice-cold Willer | 21 |
| #1215 | ice-cold fotie | 2 |
| #865 | ice-cold six-pack | 3 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #385 | jar of swamp gas | 100 |
| #87 | jewel-eyed wizard hat | 1 |
| #737 | kneecapping stick | 13 |
| #1486 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1169 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1285 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #362 | lemon meringue pie | 1 |
| #107 | little box of fireworks | 1 |
| #144 | llama lama cria | 1 |
| #335 | loaded serum blowgun | 12 |
| #776 | mafia aria | 21 |
| #26 | magnetic field | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1551 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1260 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #2385 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #4 | meatsmithing guide | 11,137 |
| #119 | miniature coffin | 1 |
| #499 | monkey wrench | 1 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1823 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #4 | off-white striped oyster egg | 908 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #53 | outrageous sombrero | 5 |
| #616 | oversized pipe | 1 |
| #1027 | oyster basket | 3 |
| #1558 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #134 | packet of mayfly bait | 1 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #224 | peach pie | 1 |
| #190 | pear tart | 1 |
| #394 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 2 |
| #1205 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #179 | pirate shirt | 11 |
| #96 | plastic pumpkin bucket | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #715 | pr0n legs | 7 |
| #685 | puce paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #1421 | puce plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1056 | puce striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #130 | pumpkin pie | 1 |
| #332 | purple pixel pie | 1 |
| #311 | radio button candy | 3 |
| #229 | red balloon | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1390 | red plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1457 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #587 | scroll of pasta summoning | 17 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #832 | spooky hockey mask | 2 |
| #1309 | spooky mushroom | 6 |
| #140 | spooky rattling cigar box | 1 |
| #853 | stalk of asparagus | 1 |
| #337 | star key lime pie | 1 |
| #320 | strawberry pie | 1 |
| 🥇 | styrofoam peanuts | 1 |
| #434 | support cummerbund | 15 |
| #663 | taco shell | 4 |
| #1623 | thin black candle | 1 |
| #147 | thought balloon | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #58 | tin star | 5 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #23 | unwound cymbal-playing monkey | 1 |
| #585 | wang | 1 |
| #602 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 1 |
| #1103 | white lightning | 1 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2049 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #107 | zombie pineal gland | 33 |