| #2708 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 3 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #2889 | Crown of the Goblin King | 4 |
| #1695 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #1938 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #2740 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #494 | El Vibrato power sphere | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #3899 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #370 | Rock and Roll Legend | 3 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #61 | Time Juice | 8 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #5054 | badass belt | 5 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #1496 | bit of clingfilm | 1 |
| #3305 | bottle of goofballs | 4 |
| #5529 | box of sunshine | 5 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1826 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #1505 | drywall axe | 3 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2321 | duct tape | 1 |
| #4232 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #2032 | filthy lucre | 1 |
| #1240 | fuzzy dice | 5 |
| #1279 | giant discarded bottlecap | 2 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #1727 | giant pinky ring | 4 |
| #5199 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #3382 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1204 | lucky rabbit's foot | 4 |
| #320 | magical mystery juice | 26 |
| #3382 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #1187 | oozenog | 4 |
| #688 | pat-a-cake pendant | 1 |
| #328 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #213 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #1612 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #3663 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3658 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3648 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #2137 | shiny ring | 4 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #3320 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3791 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #979 | spooky bicycle chain | 2 |
| #970 | spooky cosmetics bag | 2 |
| #2244 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #1708 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1841 | towel | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1487 | vibrating cyborg knife | 5 |
| #673 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #784 | worthless trinket | 1 |
| #1157 | wrench bracelet | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |