| #2706 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 3 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #2881 | Crown of the Goblin King | 4 |
| #1697 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #2738 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #492 | El Vibrato power sphere | 1 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #369 | Rock and Roll Legend | 3 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #61 | Time Juice | 8 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #5055 | badass belt | 5 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #1500 | bit of clingfilm | 1 |
| #3302 | bottle of goofballs | 4 |
| #5525 | box of sunshine | 5 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1827 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #3286 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #1504 | drywall axe | 3 |
| #1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2323 | duct tape | 1 |
| #4232 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #2031 | filthy lucre | 1 |
| #1242 | fuzzy dice | 5 |
| #1275 | giant discarded bottlecap | 2 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #1725 | giant pinky ring | 4 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #3379 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1202 | lucky rabbit's foot | 4 |
| #321 | magical mystery juice | 26 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #1187 | oozenog | 4 |
| #687 | pat-a-cake pendant | 1 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #1607 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #2136 | shiny ring | 4 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3786 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #978 | spooky bicycle chain | 2 |
| #971 | spooky cosmetics bag | 2 |
| #2241 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1839 | towel | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1489 | vibrating cyborg knife | 5 |
| #674 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #778 | worthless trinket | 1 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |