Albert

RankItemQuantity
#450A. W. O. L. commendation11
#414Aluminum Epsilon of Humility1
#147Beach Buck11
#522Blue Diamond of Honesty1
#1447CRIMBCO scrip11
#104Clan VIP Lounge invitation1
#1368Copper Alpha of Sincerity1
#2380Crimbuck11
#787FDKOL commendation11
#198Freddy Kruegerand11
#86Golden Mr. Accessory1
#1441Green Clover of Justice1
#1674Iron Beta of Industry1
#228Lead Zeta of Chastity1
#980Microplushie: Bropane1
#839Microplushie: Dorkonide1
#890Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid1
#750Microplushie: Fauxnerditide1
#985Microplushie: Gothochondria1
#999Microplushie: Hippylase1
#579Microplushie: Hipsterine1
#918Microplushie: Hobomosome1
#1009Microplushie: Otakulone1
#952Microplushie: Raverdrine1
#962Microplushie: Sororitrate1
#161Mr. Accessory1
#93Mr. Accessory Jr.1
#35Ms. Accessory1
#1573Nickel Gamma of Frugality1
#1270Orange Star of Sacrifice1
#525Order of the Silver Wossname1
#1598Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster2
#813Pink Heart of Spirit1
#878Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip1
#773Pokëmann figurine: Duck1
#590Pokëmann figurine: Frank1
#809Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump1
#773Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking1
#796Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan1
#878Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap1
#564Pokëmann figurine: Moog1
#776Pokëmann figurine: Nothing1
#892Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu1
#578Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth1
#898Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf1
#898Pokëmann figurine: Twitter1
#864Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite1
#887Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth1
#232Purple Horseshoe of Honor1
#260Red Balloon of Valor1
#59Uncle Buck1
#249Uranium Omega of Temperance1
#13X-32-F snowman crate1
#1612Yellow Moon of Compassion1
#1171Zinc Delta of Tranquility1
#736antique 8-Bit Power magazine1
#624antique bottle opener1
#534antique painting of a landscape1
#573antique pair of blue jeans1
#930antique record album1
#588antique souvenir drawing1
#436crystalline cheer11
#1479enchanted leopard-print barbell2
#73handful of confetti288
#1110hobo nickel11
#1730really dense meat stack1
#302sand dollar11
#1703sandwich of the gods2
#69silent A1
#138silent B1
#59silent C1
#63silent D1
#57silent E1
#77silent F1
#64silent G1
#135silent H1
#203silent I1
#173silent J1
#46silent K1
#149silent L1
#191silent M1
#69silent N1
#242silent O1
#212silent P1
#87silent Q1
#62silent R1
#69silent S1
#65silent T1
#64silent U1
#75silent V1
#123silent W1
#186silent X1
#67silent Y1
#121silent Z1
#2844solid gold bowling ball1
#938tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer1
#954tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory1
#938tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer1
#611tiny die-cast Don Crimbo1
#929tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer1
#600tiny die-cast Father Crimbo1
#632tiny die-cast Father Crimborg1
#931tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer1
#929tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer1
#613tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg1
#934tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer1
#946tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer1
#565tiny die-cast Swiss hen1
#591tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo1
#941tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign1
#938tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer1
#562tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg1
#592tiny die-cast blade a-spinning1
#586tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree1
#952tiny die-cast factory worker elf1
#928tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf1
#554tiny die-cast golden ring1
#568tiny die-cast goose a-laying1
#550tiny die-cast killing bird1
#948tiny die-cast middle-management elf1
#951tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf1
#580tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg1
#940tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf1
#552tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming1
#566tiny die-cast turtle mech1
#568warbear whosit11

Wow, that's 516 items total!

what items are this player missing?