| #233 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 8 |
| #1435 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1425 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1453 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1472 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #1433 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1423 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1485 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2243 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #223 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #205 | C.H.U.M. knife | 5 |
| #44 | C.H.U.M. lantern | 3 |
| #81 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #89 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #146 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #2738 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #83 | Frosty's arm | 1 |
| #87 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #136 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #44 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 2 |
| #98 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #675 | Iiti Kitty phone charm | 1 |
| #39 | Junior Adventurer's kit | 1 |
| #515 | Kissin' Cousins | 2 |
| #1004 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #301 | Let Me Be! | 5 |
| #189 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 8 |
| #127 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #842 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #790 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #783 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #474 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
| #99 | Ring of Fire | 1 |
| #659 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 2 |
| #234 | Summer Nights | 5 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #222 | Travels with Jerry | 5 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #884 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #893 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #904 | antique shield | 1 |
| #946 | antique spear | 1 |
| #7431 | badass belt | 1 |
| #430 | bed of coals | 2 |
| #668 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #313 | beholed bedsheet | 3 |
| #743 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| #1005 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #693 | black greaves | 1 |
| #694 | black helmet | 1 |
| #667 | black shield | 1 |
| #462 | black spot | 1 |
| #724 | black sword | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #965 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| #590 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
| #1020 | can of Binarrrca | 7 |
| #573 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
| #797 | clown shoes | 1 |
| #778 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #416 | comfy coffin | 3 |
| #271 | corncob pipe | 5 |
| #848 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #358 | cup of infinite pencils | 3 |
| #582 | distressed denim pants | 1 |
| #896 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #854 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #199 | extra-large palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #1085 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #439 | filth-encrusted futon | 2 |
| #997 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #970 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #189 | flamin' bindle | 4 |
| #788 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #202 | frayed rope belt | 7 |
| #561 | frigid air mattress | 1 |
| #1167 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #424 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #419 | invisible bag | 2 |
| #432 | lucky bottlecap | 2 |
| #856 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #187 | palm-frond capris | 1 |
| #213 | palm-frond whip | 1 |
| #242 | panhandle panhandling hat | 6 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #609 | perforated battle paddle | 1 |
| #286 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #159 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #209 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #358 | polka-dot bow tie | 1 |
| #576 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
| #1126 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #728 | roasted marshmallow | 24 |
| #634 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
| #409 | shiny hood ornament | 1 |
| #889 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #336 | sleazy bindle | 2 |
| #799 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #3786 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #305 | spooky bindle | 3 |
| #486 | stained mattress | 2 |
| #309 | star buckler | 1 |
| #604 | star hat | 1 |
| #328 | star pants | 1 |
| #419 | star sword | 1 |
| #330 | stinkin' bindle | 2 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #964 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #894 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #613 | witch hat | 1 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |